Thank you for signing up to receive news of the development of the new Hardwood Paroxysm! It is my pleasure to announce to you that Hardwood Paroxysm is currently in a redesign phase, and that HP 2.0 is coming soon!
The new HP, as you may have guessed, will be found at HardwoodParoxysm.com. Along with a complete redesign, many other changes are happening, both behind the scenes and right in front of your eyes, here at Hardwood Paroxysm. We’re growing, and we’re reinventing ourselves, and we’re incredibly excited about it!
Hold your breath, and make room in your daily schedule for plenty of Paroxysm, because the New Hardwood Paroxysm is just around the corner!
If you’ve signed up to track our progress, either via email or via RSS, you’ll receive any updates we publish regarding the progress of Hardwood Paroxysm 2.0. And, most importantly, you’ll receive word the moment the new site goes live, so you can head over and soak up all the Paroxysm you can handle.
Thanks!
The HP Team
P.S. Don’t be fooled by all of the Paroxysing that will be happening around here. Vince Carter is still a douchebag, and — though the New Hardwood Paroxysm has been rumored to cure world hunger, malaria, cancer, and even some diseases yet to be discovered — some things are, and always will be, beyond remedy.
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