An Inopportune Nickname | Hardwood Paroxysm

Written by The Corndogg on Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Good news for Gerald Wallace – he finally gets to return home to Charlotte.

Bad news for Gerald Wallace – he’s gotta take a bus.

Really awful, miserable, frightening, scary news for passengers on Gerald Wallace’s bus – His nickname is CRASH and he cannot so much as read a blog post without breaking something. Let’s just say, anyone accompanying Wallace on this cross country jaunt better have a lot of nerve pills and/or have hired Chesley Sullenberger III to guide them back to NC. I’m just saying.

(Note: Crash, if you are reading this, stop immediately! Your eardrum is about to inexplicably and spontaneously rupture).

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