He’ll Have ‘Em Rollin’ In Their Cells

Bad news for TNT fans. Worse news for the Chuckster. The Round Mound of Rebound will soon be the AZCP#318097264 (this may not be 100% accurate). But, turns out that Barkley could be facing 5 days in jail starting the middle of next month, stemming from a DUI arrest in Scottsdale last year. For a review of that, em, intense? encounter, see here.

In what seems to be a sincere, direct response to his actions, Barkley was very forthcoming, even admitting that this might be a good thing (jail, that is) that will be happening to him. Besides, the stories!

I can already see the legend writ large about Cool Hand Chuck consuming 50 eggs just to keep out of toilet scrubbing duty.