Hardwood Paroxysm Hosts The True Hoop Geek Smackdown: Blogger Edition

Over at TrueHoop, it’s a tradition to have Henry’s hand-picked sect of stats experts go against the heads at ESPN and his mother.

We are here to crash that party.

HP is hosting the TrueHoop Network Smackdown, and we invited a few other select friends from ye old blogosphere to come say hi.

Say hi, bloggers.

Simple rules. Five points for getting the right pick. Two points for the number of games. Click on the images to see them in their full glory.

A handy legend:

Cleveland Brown: Cleveland

Bulls: Del Negro

Celtics: Classic Rock Band Boston

Magic: Mickey from Fantasia

Hawks: Acclaimed Bruce Willis 90s hit character, Hudson Hawk

Heat: Miami Vice

Lakers: Hollywood

Utah: Flying Pigs

N’Orleans: Beignets from Cafe Du Monde

Denver: Colfax avenue. Where the ladies of the evening come to play.

San Antonio: Zombies. Of course.

Dallas: THE HOFF

Houston: Elton John’s Rocket Man

Portland: A hippie bug for those hippie hippies.

One correction: Just slide Vinny’s head over to the left one column. I was so boggled by someone actually picking the Bulls, even before the KG disaster, I slotted trey’s pick in the wrong column. The pick is Bulls in seven.

GAME ON.