Because Moore is too busy with his “job” (soft “J”), he could not photoshop me a pic of Ron Artest (with mohawk) onto Jared from Subway. Instead, you get an LOLcat. If anyway wants to send me that funny pic, please do so at Matthew(dot)T(dot)Cornelius(at)gmail(dot)com. Thanks.
The crazier Crazy Pills gets, the better the Rox become. Last night, during a postgame wrapup, Monsignor Artest decided that, instead of talking strategy, he would give his advice on which corporate advertising jingles would be the best up in tha club. Take it away, Ron.
“Five Dollar Foot-long’ is one of the best songs,” Artest said. “That’s a hot song. You’ve got the FreeCreditReport.com, and then ‘Five Dollar Foot-long’ comes on. When ‘Five Dollar Foot-long’ comes on, they should play that in the club. They should play all those in the club.”
I will admit that those jokers in the FreeCreditReport commercials make me want to go Mr. Blonde on myself, but couldn’t we get a little old school on this?
So, you just win the biggest game in a decade for the Rockets and you want to start pimping the next mashup album Tru Warier might be spitting out? I honestly feel that you can never count a team out, even on the road, Game 7, in Los Angeles, when someone this amazing is leading you into battle. We are in for a dynamite Sunday.
I wonder if The Rap Up will pimp this jam at the clubs in Houston? I smell a new club sensation.
No, wait, that’s my Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki on Honey Wheat. Gotta go!
