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Will Someone Please Get Andrea Bargnani A Copy of Brewster’s Millions?

July 11, 2009 in by with 2 Comments

HP’s favorite Raptor, Andrea Bargnani is featured in the Times today talking about his oodles and oodles of dough.

Besides the fact that this makes him even more lovable than he already was, what with that pull-up leaner and killer range, this does present itself with a vital mission for some Raptors fan.

Get this man a copy of Brewster’s Millions!

Come on, Andrea! You’re stocking away cash for the future kids’ college funds and you’ve bought your folks a house. Now, go out and buy 80 cases of premium wine and then open it! Mail the stamp! Run for mayor of Toronto (does Toronto have a mayor? If not, that’s even more awesome!). If you need further ideas for how to spend your money, give me a buzz at hardwoodparoxysm at gmail dot com or hit me up at @HPBasketball on Twitter! I have all sorts of great ideas!

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About Matt Moore: Matt Moore is a Senior NBA Blogger for CBSSports.com's Eye on Basketball blog, weekend editor of Pro Basketball Talk on NBCSports.com, and co-editor of Voice on the Floor. He lives in Kansas City due to an unbelievably complex set of circumstances and enjoys mid-90's pop rock, long walks on the beach and the novels of Tim Sandlin.

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Love how the hometown announcer says 'strong move' when Bargani throws in an off-balance flip shot off the wrong foot at 2:00. Hilarious.

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