Because really, what you needed on a Wednesday morning was Hedo Turkoglu rapping on a phone commercial with an old woman.
I really hope one of the lines is “Who got Pritchslapped now?”
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Ha! The Antoine Walker Shimmy at :18! Like ‘Toine, Hedo plays no D and shoots too many 3s so I guess it makes sense.
“Who got Pritchslapped now?” — hahaha even as a Blazers fan I can laugh heartily at that one!
I am greatly relieved that Turkeyglue is a Raptor. He is way too ugly to wear a Blazer Uni.
No one got Pritchslapped. Hedo, however, did hang his balls up by the nightstand when he opted to go to Toronto at his wife’s behest. We’ll see how he feels about that in a few years when he realizes he won’t be getting that ring with the Blazers team he dissed.