I’m reposting this because A. there have been multiple confirmations that Rubio’s not coming and B. come on. It’s UHF. And it’s so, so funny in context.
It’s draft night, 2009. You’re David Kahn. You have the choice of a fine pick in DeRozan, since you have no small guard, Curry, since you have no smaller guard, trading the pick to New York for a bag of gold, or taking what’s in the box.
Let’s see what’s in the box!
NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! STUPID! YOU SO STUPID!
(I know, I know, they’ll get him 2011 when he’s 20 and not so much of a Jonas Brother, but really, these tears today are too delicious to waste on rational thought.)
