JWill Signing Makes Us Question The Meaning of ‘Controversy’

There’s been some discussion since Jason Williams (that would be this Jason Williams, not that Jason Williams or this Jayson Williams) signed with the Magic yesterday about there being a point guard controversy in Orlando. You know, after he announced retirement a year ago.And now in a city with an All-Star point guard in Jameer Nelson who’s PER last year was 3.1 points higher than Williams’ highest in his career.  Apparently, if you were popular at some point in the early to mid 00′s, you now qualify as a threat to a 27 year old All-Star.

So in the spirit of this new groundswell, here’s some other positional battles you can expect next season.

SHAQ IN CLEVELAND CREATES ‘BEST PLAYER ON TEAM’ CONTROVERSY

HAWKS’ ACQUISITION OF CRAWFORD CREATES ‘+18 POINT SCORER NO ONE KNOWS’ CONTROVERSY

BOSTON LANDS RASHEED WALLACE, BUT IS THERE A DEFENSIVE CAPTAIN CONTROVERSY NOW?

TIMBERWOLVES CREATE FORWARD-CENTER CONTROVERSY WITH HOLLINS SIGNING

MAVERICKS SIGN TIM THOMAS, BUT WILL IT CREATE A ‘POWER FORWARD WITH RANGE’ CONTROVERSY?

THUNDER RAISE QUESTIONS OF WHO IS THE FRANCHISE FOUNDATION BY DRAFTING B.J. MULLENS

KINGS MAY HAVE CREATED POINT GUARD CONTROVERSY BY DRAFTING TYREKE EVANS

PACERS CREATE ‘TOKEN WHITE GUY’ CONTROVERSY IN DRAFTING TYLER HANSBROUGH

SUNS HAVE A POWER FORWARD CONTROVERSY ON THEIR HANDS WITH TRADE FOR NOW-PISTON BEN WALLACE

SPURS’ TRADE FOR RICHARD JEFFERSON SIGNALS FRANCHISE DOUBT IN TIM DUNCAN’S LEADERSHIP

SBN LANDS EDSBS, CREATES CONTROVERSY WITH MOTTRAM OVER BEST DRESSER

WOLVES DRAFT RUBIO, RAISE QUESTIONS OVER BEST PLAYER THAT DOESN’T ACTUALLY PLAY FOR THEIR TEAM

Feel free to add your own in the comments.