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MAYBE
The Suns are good?
MAYBE
Trevor Ariza doesn’t suck?
MAYBE
Zach Randolph will keep trying all year?
WHITE PETE SAYS
The NBA is CRAZY in here.
BUT
We’re learning.
FOR INSTANCE
We told Rasual Butler to chill out with his rasdual arm sleeves.
AND
PLUS
We learned that when the announcer says “Hughes, pull-up jumper,” it’s still a safe bet that it’s not going in.
ANOTHER THING
Last night, Eddy Curry was interviewed about returning from injury. He said the hardest part was starting to drink low-calorie juices.
SERIOUSLY
That’s what he said was the hardest part about returning from a torn calf muscle.
WHOOPS?
Whoops.
BIG UP YOURSELF
The Suns (75 points in the first half). Danny ‘Bootysweat’ Granger (31/16/3). Carmelo Anthony (32/10/2). Brandon Jennings (32/4/9). Kevin Durant (30/10/4).
CHILL OUT
Marco Bellinelli, with your trying to break Rajon Rondo’s jump pass record. Byron Scott, with your uninspiring speeches for an uninspired, uninspiring team. Stacey King, with your telling Chris Bosh he has to “go hard down low” when you are Stacey King from the 1990s Chicago Bulls. Juwan Howard.
