At the Paroxysm Labs, we have found sufficient evidence to prove our hypothesis at the .01 level of significance. Through countless trials, tireless observation, and careful control, we have found that our sample (n=1; Brandon Jennings) bears evidence of not only correlation, but a clear causal relationship:
Whereas the influence of one year of experience at the NCAA level had no significant, substantiated effect on level of play, maturity, or natural ability, we at Paroxysm Labs have concluded with absolute certainty that the greatest indicator of future success in the NBA is one year of European coaching and training the high top fade.
Based on our sample, 100% of those to grow or that have grown a high top fade have shown improved motor skills and faster reflexes, led all rookies in scoring, dropped 55 freaking points on the Dubs, and scored the most in one game that any player ever has under Scott Skiles. It would thus not be outrageous to suppose that if one were to again grow a high top fade, their performance levels would be exaggerated to an even greater degree (I’M LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU, BRANDON.)
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