I DO
I would like some turkey.
A QUESTION
Has anyone seen Chris Bosh lately?
WHY?
Because he went missing during the fourth quarter of last night’s game.
ZINGER?
Totally a zinger.
BUT SERIOUSLY
In the last ten minutes and twelve seconds of a game that was ultimately decided by one point, Bosh went 1-5 from the field and 1-2 from the line. He had two rebounds, two fouls, and an assist.
AND
It was basically because of Jared Dudley.
WHAT?
That’s what I’m saying. Jared Dudley is a fine player.
BUT
He’s still Jared Dudley. Come on, Chris Bosh.
SPEAKING OF JARED DUDLEY
Apparently, he fades his hair at his sideburns? So that his linebeard doesn’t connect to his hair? It’s weird.
ALSO WEIRD
That Grant Hill went back to his 1990s fade. And Amar’e’s “beard” in general. Get it together, Phoenix Suns.
BIG UP YOURSELF
Kevin Durant (40/8/1). Aaron Brooks (33/6/4). Amar’e Stoudemire (30/8/2).
CHILL OUT
Matt Harpring, with your saying Michael Jordan isn’t a pioneer even though he was the first guy to have a shoe company built around him. Hedo Turkoglu, with your two dribbles and a pull-up. Juwan Howard.
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