http://www.hardwoodparoxysm.com/2009/11/18/a-desperate-cry-to-stop-the-pterodactyl-with-wings-of-fire/ Unbiased opinions from extremely biased people Wed, 23 May 2012 04:55:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://www.hardwoodparoxysm.com/2009/11/18/a-desperate-cry-to-stop-the-pterodactyl-with-wings-of-fire/comment-page-1/#comment-50819 Hardwood Paroxysm » Blog Archive » Yao-zers – Andrew Bogut Out For The Season Sun, 04 Apr 2010 18:03:37 +0000 http://www.hardwoodparoxysm.com/?p=3863#comment-50819 [...] I want Brandon Jennings to turn back into the Pterodactyl With Wings of Fire. I want him to find the jumper that eluded him for too long this season. I want the three-point shot to snap through the bottom of the net. I want the runner to fall, the pull-up jumper to splash and the dribble to be so succinct and elusive that defenders are left confused and trying to recreate the scene of the crime to figure out how their dignity was taken from them on Jennings’ way to the court. I want chalk outlines of defenders’ ankles on the court and William Petersen brilliantly piecing the whole thing together with his creepy beard. [...] [...] I want Brandon Jennings to turn back into the Pterodactyl With Wings of Fire. I want him to find the jumper that eluded him for too long this season. I want the three-point shot to snap through the bottom of the net. I want the runner to fall, the pull-up jumper to splash and the dribble to be so succinct and elusive that defenders are left confused and trying to recreate the scene of the crime to figure out how their dignity was taken from them on Jennings’ way to the court. I want chalk outlines of defenders’ ankles on the court and William Petersen brilliantly piecing the whole thing together with his creepy beard. [...]

]]> http://www.hardwoodparoxysm.com/2009/11/18/a-desperate-cry-to-stop-the-pterodactyl-with-wings-of-fire/comment-page-1/#comment-29327 Brandon Jennings Is The Pterodactyl Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:43:53 +0000 http://www.hardwoodparoxysm.com/?p=3863#comment-29327 [...] be referring to him as The Pterodactyl around these here webtubes. Matt Moore of Hardwood Paroxysm came up with it. djturtleface gave us the below illustration. And I think it’s a perfect fit for the kid who [...] [...] be referring to him as The Pterodactyl around these here webtubes. Matt Moore of Hardwood Paroxysm came up with it. djturtleface gave us the below illustration. And I think it’s a perfect fit for the kid who [...]

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