Yeah, totally thought someone else had the 15 today. My bad. So in the words of Inigo Montoya, “Let me sum it up…”

“You Should Have Thought Of That BEFORE You Drafted The Pogo-Stick”

Sacramento at Memphis, 8PM EST

Memphis’ draft night fail was so stunning in its depth that it really takes something like tonight to bring it to the forefront. If ‘Reke Havoc plays (ankle), you’ll have the point guard that Memphis passed over for Mike Conley destroying their guy, while the guy they passed him over for sits on the bench, because they already have a great starting center in Marc Gasol. So to recap, the guy they could have had but didn’t take because they thought they were already good at the position will destroy that very guy, while the guy the took will not get to play because the guy they already had is so good, the pick can’t get playing time. God, I love the Grizzlies.

“They Call Him Brandon The Kid.”

Milwaukee at San Antonio, 8:30PM EST

Parker’s back, which is bad news for the Pterodactyl with Wings of Fire, Brandon Jennings. San Antonio’s defense has been shakey, but they do well against the big threats, and should be able to force Jennings into a mediocre, if not outright bad, night. Michael Redd returns to shoot a lot and with no Bogut, Duncan should feast. This will be your prototypical game of the Spurs sucking the lifeforce out of a fun team.

Mountains And Valleys

Chicago at Portland, 10PM EST

The Circus Trip From Hell continues with the Bulls having to face down one of the most efficient offenses in the land at home, with the added bonus of Greg Oden waiting down low to deter the one thing the Bulls have to do, attack the rim. There’s always the chance of a chemical explosion with this Blazer squad, but assuming everyone gets going, and I think LaMarcus Aldridge will tonight against Taj Gibson, the Blazers should make mincemeat out of the Bulls, who can’t get off this trip fast enough. Hinrich should provide Blazer fans with envy of a legitimate defensive point guard who can’t hit anything to save his life, versus Steve Blake, an illegitimate defensive point guard who can’t hit anything to save his life.

DO NOT WANT

Clippers at Wolves, snooze O’Clock.

How long till Rubio gets here? How long till Griffin’s back? NAPNAPNAPNAPNAPNAPNAP.


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