PAU GASOL
Amateur dietician.
THOSE GAMES LAST NIGHT
They weren’t the best games.
IN FACT
I couldn’t really focus on one for an extended period of time.
EVEN THE BULLS?
Even the Bulls. Except the third quarter, which was kinda entertaining.
TOO BAD
Yeah.
BUT
Some things happened.
LIKE
Greg Oden straight ballin’, 24 and 12 steez.
AND
Ersan Ilyasova’s 1990s facemask continually coming unstrapped.
AND
Roger Mason, Jr. having another good game and reminding us how deep the Spurs are.
AND
Derrick Rose dunked on Greg Oden in a mean way.
AND
Al Thornton having a fantastic game in honor of Jeff Weiss, who was in attendance.
BUT
That’s about it.
SO
Let’s end this.
BIG UP YOURSELF
Al Thornton (31/10/1). LaMarcus Aldridge (24/13/3). Tim Duncan (24/12/2).
CHILL OUT
Sasha PavLOLvic, with your bad beard. The Clippers broadcast team, with your calling the TimberLOLves a ‘trap game.’ Dante Cunningham, with your basketball game. San Antonio Spurs Coyote, with your word Coyote on the back because duh you’re a coyote. Juwan Howard.
