I saw a Branson, Missouri production of Peter Pan on Friday. In a lot of ways, I couldn’t tell the difference between that and Bucks-Thunder.
REASONS TO WATCH THE GAMES OF THE NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION TONIGHT:
Some Like It Hot, Some Like It So Cold The Sun Would Need A Snuggie
Bulls at Bucks, 8PM EST
The Jennings show has slowed down, and the Bulls are getting hammered on account of their inability to put the little round thing in the little circle thing. This one should be a great defensive game and because of the pace of both teams, should be entertaining. But I have a deeper question. If Luol Deng and Luc Richard Mbah A Moute guard each other, is that like crossing the streams in Ghostbusters? Because I think it is, and I don’t want the world to end. Although it’s pretty clear Brandon Jennings is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
ZE GERMAN IZ NUOT HAPPAY!
Philly at Dallas, 8:30PM EST
The Mavericks lost. Dirk doesn’t like it when he loses. Elton Brand may not play. Marreese Speights definitely will not play. Willie Green and Jrue Holiday are going to try and stop Jason Kidd. This is like “Honey, I Shrunk The Kids” only if the ant ate all of them and the rest of the movie was just footage of them being digested.
The “We’re Not That Bad, Dang It!” Showdown
Memphis at Utah, 9PM EST
I’ll freely admit, I turned off the game after the third quarter yesterday, thinking the Grizzlies looked pretty darn good. And then, oh, yeah, outscored 33-7 in the fourth and lose by ten to the Clippers. That’s the Grizzlies I know. The Jazz meanwhile have steadied the ship behind… Carlos Boozer? I did NOT see that coming. Marc Gasol versus Okur is the one to watch, what with the weird hair and smells and all. I kind of would like to see Gasol just decide to take over and run over the Jazz, but Deron Williams is going to eat this team up on the perimeter. It’s a weird set of matchups with the Jazz winning at the 1, the 3, and the 4, and the Grizzlies having the advantage at the 2 and 5. Of course, it’s in Utah, so the six spot will probably decide this one, and I don’t mean Millsap.
Honestly, They Might As Well Bill This As “Pacers-Warriors Shoot-Around”
Pacers at Warriors, 10:30PM EST
God, I hate Don Nelson. The end.
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