Morning Bell – 11.10.09

IN THIS ANALOGY
The bat is the Raptors, and Manu is Manu.
BECAUSE
Last night was vintage Manu.
WE’RE TALKING
36 points on 15 shots. 6 for 8 from three. 14 for 16 from the free-throw line. Plus eight assists, four rebounds, and a steal.
OH
And four blocked shots. And no personal fouls.
FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF
+21.
THAT’S WHY
The Raptors are the bat.
IN OTHER NEWS
The Knicks had no one to guard Carlos Boozer.
YET
Carlos Boozer remains Carlos Boozer.
SO
That’s weird that no one could guard him.
ALSO
Andrei Kirilenko is a pair of hornrim glasses away from being Marty McFly’s dad.
BIG UP YOURSELF
Manu Ginobili (36/4/8). Steve Nash (21/2/20). Chris Bosh (32/10). The Warriors (146 points).
CHILL OUT
Brent Barry, with your LFO hair. Mike D’Antoni, with your running game-winning “plays” for Tony Douglas. Andrea Bargnani, with your weird pump fake move that was probably a travel. Juwan Howard.
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