Morning Bell – 11.11.09

Posted by Trey Kerby on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 1 Comment

LAST NIGHT

Was almost the best night.

WHY?

Because Brad Miller’s miracle shot happened.

BUT

Then it didn’t happen.

SOUNDS FISHY

You mean to tell me that a seven foot, totally awkward, pasty white guy can’t catch, turn, and shoot in .3 seconds?

WELL THEN

I would believe you.

OH YEAH

I was there.

ACTUAL THINGS I SAID

“Dang it. This game is over. Chauncey never misses free throws.”

FOLLOWED BY

“Might as well stick around for the last .3 seconds. Something crazy might happen.”

AND THEN

Something crazy happened. Right in front of us. By my favorite bro.

LIKE I SAID

It was almost the best night.

BUT THAT MEANS

I didn’t see any other games. But thanks to the World Wide Web, I can read boxscores. So…

BIG UP YOURSELF

Dwade (41/5/5). Erick Dampier (14/20). Joakim Noah (12/21/2 blocks). LaMarcus Aldridge (16/12).

CHILL OUT

John Salmons, with your corner threes. Brad Miller, with your pretty bad game and slow fingertips. Mike Conley, with your constant smiling. Juwan Howard.

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About Trey Kerby: Trey Kerby is the mastermind behind the popular weblog which they call The Blowtorch (www.theblowtorch.net), America's premier NBA humor site. Trey is located just outside Chicago, in a house with several windows. He is author or co-author of several books, including To Kill a Mockingbird, The Watchmen, There's a Wocket In My Pocket, and The Iliad. When not devising jokes, he likes to spend time with his wife, try to find his cat, and/or laugh. He is currently searching for a publisher of his untitled book of NBA facts which is scheduled to be released prior to the 2009-2010 NBA season. If you want, email him at theblowtorch[at]gmail[dot]com.

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