Morning Bell – 11.12.09

Posted by Trey Kerby on Thursday, November 12, 2009 2 Comments

MAYBE

The Suns are good?

MAYBE

Trevor Ariza doesn’t suck?

MAYBE

Zach Randolph will keep trying all year?

WHITE PETE SAYS

The NBA is CRAZY in here.

BUT

We’re learning.

FOR INSTANCE

We told Rasual Butler to chill out with his rasdual arm sleeves.

AND

He did.

PLUS

We learned that when the announcer says “Hughes, pull-up jumper,” it’s still a safe bet that it’s not going in.

ANOTHER THING

Last night, Eddy Curry was interviewed about returning from injury. He said the hardest part was starting to drink low-calorie juices.

SERIOUSLY

That’s what he said was the hardest part about returning from a torn calf muscle.

WHOOPS?

Whoops.

BIG UP YOURSELF

The Suns (75 points in the first half). Danny ‘Bootysweat’ Granger (31/16/3). Carmelo Anthony (32/10/2). Brandon Jennings (32/4/9). Kevin Durant (30/10/4).

CHILL OUT

Marco Bellinelli, with your trying to break Rajon Rondo’s jump pass record. Byron Scott, with your uninspiring speeches for an uninspired, uninspiring team. Stacey King, with your telling Chris Bosh he has to “go hard down low” when you are Stacey King from the 1990s Chicago Bulls. Juwan Howard.

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