Morning Bell – 11.19.09

REMEMBER WHEN

Vladimir Radmanovic was in Clueless?

IN RETROSPECT

That was weird.

ON TO THE GAMES

It felt like every game was 100something to 90something.

EXCEPT

The Dallases versus the San Antonios.  That was a grood game.

IT WAS LIKE

Dirk Nowitzki is unguardable.

BUT THEN

Antonio McDyess blocked his shot.

THEN

Tim Duncan gots busy in the post.

AND THEN

Dirk started setting totally bizarre curled high screens that got Jason Terry wide-open, leaving Dirk a chance to get a huge tipback.

THEN

Duncan in the post, of course.

THEN

Duncan making an amazing recovery off a really weird switchbutnotreally with Keith Bogans.

LEADING TO

The Mavs Dirking it all over overtime.  Just a great game.  And good.  Great and good.

UNLIKE

The Knicks/Pacers jawn that I turned off, after I tuned in after missing most of Danny Granger’s first half explosion.  Burned.

BIG UP YOURSELF

Dirk Nowitzki (41/12).  Antawn Jamison (31/10/2).  Chris Douglas-Roberts (31/10/3/superlong jersey name).  Carlos Boozer (21/18/2)

CHILL OUT

Kris Humphries, with your trying to dunk on everybody.  Opposing NBA coaches, with your putting slow pseudocenters on Dirk down the stretch.  The NBA, with your replay system which is really just a flatpanel TV that the scorer’s table turns around.  Juwan Howard.

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