Morning Bell – 11.24.09

PAU GASOL

Amateur dietician.

THOSE GAMES LAST NIGHT

They weren’t the best games.

IN FACT

I couldn’t really focus on one for an extended period of time.

EVEN THE BULLS?

Even the Bulls.  Except the third quarter, which was kinda entertaining.

TOO BAD

Yeah.

BUT

Some things happened.

LIKE

Greg Oden straight ballin’, 24 and 12 steez.

AND

Ersan Ilyasova’s 1990s facemask continually coming unstrapped.

AND

Roger Mason, Jr. having another good game and reminding us how deep the Spurs are.

AND

Derrick Rose dunked on Greg Oden in a mean way.

AND

Al Thornton having a fantastic game in honor of Jeff Weiss, who was in attendance.

BUT

That’s about it.

SO

Let’s end this.

BIG UP YOURSELF

Al Thornton (31/10/1).  LaMarcus Aldridge (24/13/3).  Tim Duncan (24/12/2).

CHILL OUT

Sasha PavLOLvic, with your bad beard.  The Clippers broadcast team, with your calling the TimberLOLves a ‘trap game.’  Dante Cunningham, with your basketball game.  San Antonio Spurs Coyote, with your word Coyote on the back because duh you’re a coyote.  Juwan Howard.

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