MAD LOVE HANDLES
Zinger.
FIRST OFF
Get out of my face, Chicago Bulls. You jerks lost AT HOME to the NEW JERSEY NETS.
I MEAN
You blew the first really good Derrick Rose game of the season (27/7/10), and needed a huge night from Taj Gibson to even be close. Blame it on injuries if you want, but seriously, get out of my face.
MOVING ON
Pretty chill fourth quarter for the Mavericks and Suns, eh?
EH?
Yup. Eh.
FOR RILLY
Steve Nash was incredible down the stretch. Big threes that you knew were going in, plus he wasn’t even the one who made the defensive mistake that got Jason Kidd the wide-open dagger three.
GOES TO SHOW
If you Del Negro your timeouts early in the half, you’re going to regret it in the fourth quarter.
WEIRD GAME
Channing “Franning” Frye. Two points on 1-7 shooting (0-4 threes), but you somehow grabbed nine rebounds and ended up +12. Of course you bricked two huge threes down the stretch. That’s because you’re Franning Frye, 38% of Rashard Lewis.
OH
Dirk is wearing a headband again. The announcers call Rodrigue Beaubois “Roddy.” I can spell “Rodrigue Beaubois” flawlessly without checking first.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DWIGHT HOWARD
Chris Kaman blocked your jump hook.
BIG UP YOURSELF
BreBron Brames (43/13/6). Zach Randolph (32/14/2). Gerald Wallace (25/16/1). Kelly Dwyer (25/14/5). Dirk (33/8/3).
CHILL OUT
John Salmons, with your being the worst go-to scorer in the NBA. Whichever announcer called Steve Nash “The Brain.” JJ Barea, with your increasing defensive liabilityness. Juwan Howard.
