THE HARDWOOD PAROXYSM ‘MUSTACHE FOR LEAGUE PASS’ CONTEST: Win League Pass Mobile!

We here at HP are disciples of League Pass. We’re entirely devoted to watching teams that don’t get much play on national television. We love the unknown, the unheralded, the obscure. As such, we are wholly in tune with League Pass. It is our Holiest of Holies, the glory of the A, the world encapsulated in a few select streams of basketball.

And now we want to share it with you.

We’re giving away a copy of NBA LEAGUE PASS Mobile. But instead of some contest about why you’re the biggest fan, or the best fan, or the betterest fan? We want you to put it into terms we can relate to. And that, my friends? Means facial hair.

Join us after the jump to find out how you can win the NBA LEAGUE PASS Mobile App for the iPhone.

All you gotta do is leave a comment, hit us up on Twitter at @HPBasketball, or drop us an email (the site name)@(google’s email system).com, and tell us what facial hair you’re most looking forward to seeing on a nightly basis with this handy dandy new app and why. Is it James Harden’s MANBEARD? Or the Brad Miller débutante goatee? Perhaps the Pau Gasol 12-year-old special?

Just tell us which swath of facehair you find to be most special when whistling through the air and why, and we’ll pick the best selection and hook you up with the app. Contest ends Friday, December 18th, 2009. So again, tell us about this:

And we’ll give you this:

You give us this:

And we’ll give you this:

Let’s make magic happen, here, people. Give us the STACHE.

LEGAL FINE-PRINT TIME!

This contest is for US participants only. By entering the sweepstakes you agree to release Sponsor, the NBA Entities, Hardwood Paroxysm and their respective affiliates and agencies from any and all liabilities for injuries, damages or losses of any kind to in connection with the sweepstakes, prize or any prize-related activity.