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	<title>Comments on: Mike Jones Is Unemployed And Still Has More Info Than Anyone Else</title>
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		<title>By: Petey</title>
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		<dc:creator>Petey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 23:49:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Also, &lt;b&gt;yosemitehibachi&lt;/b&gt; for the win...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Also, <b>yosemitehibachi</b> for the win&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Petey</title>
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		<dc:creator>Petey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 23:46:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;&quot;I’m starting to get a whole Plaxico Burress feel from this event. I thought Burress would get slapped on the wrist, no biggie, return to normal. Then it didn’t work out that way. &quot;&lt;/i&gt;

Interestingly, when you play the string out on this one, I think the crucial detail is whether or not there were any &lt;b&gt;bullets&lt;/b&gt; in the locker room.

If not, it&#039;s a tasteless practical joke.  Gil gets a Flagrant One, and life goes on.

If there were bullets in proximity, things could escalate up to a Flagrant Eight.

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On the bright side, now I know which StandardDef game to TiVo tonight...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>&#8220;I’m starting to get a whole Plaxico Burress feel from this event. I thought Burress would get slapped on the wrist, no biggie, return to normal. Then it didn’t work out that way. &#8220;</i></p>
<p>Interestingly, when you play the string out on this one, I think the crucial detail is whether or not there were any <b>bullets</b> in the locker room.</p>
<p>If not, it&#8217;s a tasteless practical joke.  Gil gets a Flagrant One, and life goes on.</p>
<p>If there were bullets in proximity, things could escalate up to a Flagrant Eight.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>On the bright side, now I know which StandardDef game to TiVo tonight&#8230;</p>
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