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Lamar Odom, Traveler of Worlds

I can only hope that when I’m on my deathbed, I can lay content knowing that I have created something in my lifetime that is as good as that commercial. It’s celestial. It’s otherworldly. It’s astral, stellar, and of galactic proportions. It’s a meteor shower going into a black hole at the center of a supernova.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the future.

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This was better then any of of the Super Bowl commercials. Just brilliant stuff.

I'm just so disappointed the other dude didn't say he was going to dunk on Uranus.

The amazing thing about this feat is that Lamar rose up so fast that he avoided Mars, the asteroid belt, and Jupiter so thoroughly that they weren't even visible before his Saturn encounter. Also, for those geniuses who say that this was an inaccurate portrayal of our solar system in that the Moon is very close to Earth while Saturn is much farther away, it was not specified WHICH moon Lamar dunked on. It could have been one of Saturn's moons, located at that instant on the far side of Saturn from the Earth. So there.

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