NBA Playoffs: Bulls Prep for Losing Games 2, 3 and 4 by Losing Game 1

The Bulls will probably have just as much chance in this series if they game plan based on the above video as they will if they actually try to figure out scheme in which the players who wear their jerseys can beat the players who wear Cavs jerseys. Because none exist. The talent differential is simply too great, and the Bulls offense is simply too incompetent. They just can’t score regularly — they didn’t in Game 1 and they didn’t all season long — and that’s not particularly helpful when you’re matching up against the 6th best defense in the NBA.

In order to win a single game, the Bulls will need to get both inspired effort and dead-eye shooting from just about every member of their 8-man rotation, which consists of Derrick Rose, Joakim Noah and six other mediocre-at-best basketball players. In Game 1, they got neither of those things. Thus, they lost. Stellar analysis, I know. But it’s the truth. No one played well, aside from their second-year point guard for small stretches.

On the good side, Rose made 13 shots on his way to 28 points, piled up 10 assists and grabbed 7 boards while also creating some good open looks for his teammates on some drive-and-kick action and having at least one extended stretch of high-level play in the third quarter. Good stuff. But on the other hand, he missed 15 shots (to finish 13/28 overall), turned the ball over an inexcusable 7 times and, worse still, got to the line only twice. That’s just not going to get it done. Especially considering he played weak defense and allowed himself to be screened out of the play much too often.

But, aside from knuckling up and playing better D (which, let’s face it, wasn’t the side of the floor where Chicago really lost this game), what more would we have Rose do? He certainly needs to get to the line more, but it’s not like he was settling for jumpers and not penetrating. He drove plenty. He just didn’t finish enough or force enough contact, both of which are probably a helluva lot easier said than done when Cleveland’s entire interior is rotating to where you’re going to be before you even get there since there is no one on Chicago’s roster capable of burning them with the outside shot. When there is nothing to respect aside from Derrick getting to the cup or dumping the ball off to a big if the rotation is sloppy, the defense is just going to collapse and contest every inside shot with multiple guys. Some of Rose’s interior looks weren’t bad shots, per se. They were just tough looks and off-balance floaters that he isn’t used to taking since he normally doesn’t have to be that creative once he gets by an initial defender.

So, sure, we can look at Rose’s 13/28 night and say “you have to shot better … you can’t waste so many possessions.” Or we can look at Luol Deng and Kirk Hinrich’s collective 9/25 shooting and say “I guess a Rose drive into the teeth of the defense that ends up in a turnover isn’t all that much worse than what would have probably happened otherwise.” Throw in Taj Gibson’s 4/10 night and a 4/9 evening for Noah, who I really can’t recall doing anything useful on offense (zero offensive boards, for instance), and it’s not as if the possessions wasted by Rose were likely going to be better utilized by anyone else in this failure pile in a sadness bowl that is the Bulls’ 27th ranked offense.

The nugget of potential effectiveness I did see that perhaps the Bulls should pursue a little deeper is Hakim Warrick in the post. Warrick played less than 10 minutes, so we probably won’t see much of him in Game 2 either, but he converted a little turnaround move over some good defense by LeBron in the second quarter. Then they went right back to him on the block and, while unsuccessful with the shot, he got another, similar good attempt up. Them being the Bulls and them being coached by a terrible, terrible, terrible coach, they of course never tried this again, but it looked like something that might provide four or five fewer wasted possessions in Game 2. And this is coming from someone who thinks that Hakim Warrick, for lack of a more poetical or adult word, sucks.

As for the Cavs, they were the Cavs.

Jay-Z style, what more can I say? Andy Varejao was diving into the stands and grabbing 15 boards. LeBron was impressively putting up a mediocre-for-him 24/6/5 line with a couple nice blocks (which were broken down in an awesome yet, as SLAM’s Marcel Mutoni put it, “pause-worthy” Sports Science segment about his swatability during half time). Shaq was being his average, large self. Mo Gotti, a name that I only use in an ironical, Black Mambaesque way, was getting buckets (8/14 overall and 3/7 from three). Jamison showed why his acquisition easily makes this the best team LeBron has ever played for by knocking down half his attempts (7/14) even when his outside J wasn’t falling (only 1/4 from deep) and collecting 10 boards. And Anthony Parker and Delonte West existed.

Yup. That’s the Cavs.

And at this point, the only thing the Bulls should be doing is investing in brooms. But, hey, at least they get to play 86 games while the Raptors only got 82. So there’s that.

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@Colin Zvosec: I'm sorry brother, I was a bit inebriated at the the time that I wrote my comments and for that reason they were written in a belligerent and incendiary tone. Yeah, of course I was talking about the mid 80's early 90's game--many good nights in Chicago Stadium. By the way, Champions League soccer is my favorite contemporary sporting event, sorry for trolling,
-Horace Grant's goggles

@Colin

It's not a contradiction. Rose routinely avoids contact to finish shots, it's why he only average 4 FTAs a game. That doesn't mean he wasn't fouled a good amount while driving to the hoop on Saturday. It's different compared to Dwyane Wade, who will manage to finish his shots AND sell the refs that he got hit. Rose is just not a very good actor.

@Horace Grant's goggles: Nice try, but you couldn't be more wrong. Not sure I can be deemed an Ilgauskas fan if I was calling for him to be traded the whole season.

Nonetheless, this argument bores me. If you're calling for a return to the 80's and early 90's, I get it. But if you are advocating returning to the play of the mid 90s to the mid 2000's, you're crazy. That consisted of scores like 78-75. Yeah, those games were a ton of fun.

Respond if you like, but I'm not going to.

If you don't like today's game, then why watch it? No one is forcing you to watch these games. Go watch the Stanley Cup playoffs.

@Colin Zvosec: As I sit here scratching myself in my Zubaz enjoying perfect 20/20 vision I imagine that you are some degenerate Ilgauskas fan, lauding the 'international' style of play and all of the degenerate rule changes it swept in to our fine game, so that half-sentient axe murderers might be accorded the same praise as genuine gentleman of the post. Love it or leave it brother! The half-court post-up, man to man, iso game will rise again, and you filthy European minded shits will disconsolately return to the spectacle of your mincing 'footballers'. TEABAGS!!!!

@Colin Zvosec: If that's the best team in the NBA, this league is in even more trouble than I thought. Lebron is the king, but I can think of four or five squads in the past 25 years from Cleveland ALONE that would destroy this team. I use the derogation 'shite' to denigrate the contemporary game, which is generally insipid and dull, all the while some motherfucker screaming in my ear telling me how great and exciting it all is. Gimme some World B. Free or some such shit; now that's basketball.

By the way, to fix my typo:

"@Waldo... "There is NO chance of this happening."

Fixed.

Jared Wade a biased Cavs fan? BWHAHAHA! Jared is the opposite of a Cavs fan. He's a Celtics fan.

Anyway, mytiman, it is a mismatch. Jared said as much. However, the Cavs aren't going to get their asses handed to them by Boston, Miami, Orlando, or LA. They would easily beat Boston or Miami. And while both Orlando and LA can beat them, it would hardly be a blowout. You must not watch basketball.

@Waldo: You're in denial. The Bulls are not going to win this series. There is not chance of this happening. Don't ignore the fact that Cleveland won by 13 despite shooting 6-23 from three, and they are the second best three point shooting team in the league.

@dickeysimpkins: You just contradicted yourself. First you say his not getting calls is not for lack of contact, then you say he contorts his body to avoid contact. Which is it? Not sure you can play Miller on Shaq with Noah in the game. Jamison will draw Noah outside the paint, and that would take away the basket defender Chicago has (Brad Miller cannot defend the basket).

@Horace Grant's goggles: Not sure how you can call the team with the best record in the NBA "shite," but then again, Horace Grant was dumb enough to leave the team with the best player in the game. So, can't really put too much stock into what you say.

The Cavs will take the bulls in five or six, but they are shite. After Lebron, you're looking at an ancient Shaq and a bunch of role players who frankly don't offer too much more than the Bulls roster. If the Bulls still had BG they could take this hyped up squad which may still make it to the finals (becoming the second worst finals participant of all time following their own lead) because of the NBA's present state of "parity"(read:not a single great or even really good team). 13 of 28 is .464 by the way, which beats the likes of Kobe's .447 lifetime playoff FG%. Anyway, the NBA still sucks--Magic in seven over the Lakers.

Rose's lack of FT calls were not for lack of contact. He's just simply not good at selling the calls like superstars do. He's also a victim of his own talent as he routinely contorts his body mid-air to finish the shot rather than draw the contact. Dwyane Wade or Brandon Roy would have drawn 10-12 FTAs against their collapsing defense.

Main adjustment they can make for tomorrow is to bench Taj Gibson and start old man Brad Miller. Brad did a pretty good job of defending Shaq in the post, and Taj is just out of his element going against this frontcourt.

I like what I saw with the Bulls. They really had an opportunity to win the game. If they can shoot better and make their rotations better on defense, this could still be a competitive series, and I think the Bulls could win it.

Fucking biased Cavs fan. This is clearly a mismatch between the two teams. And I just can't wait to get LeBron's ass kicked by Heat/Celtics, Magic, or Black Mamba himself.

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