Dear Diary: Summer League Part 1
Dear Diary,
I’m SO excited to be in LAS VEGAS, BABY! All the people are super nice and I really think this year is going to be a special one! Oh My Gosh, the flight was super-long and I was all cramped in the corner. Additionally, Continental puts the seat recline button on the right hand side when you’re window, so if you lean into the wall to get away from Smelly McGee, you keep accidentally pushing your seat back and spilling the drunk chick behind you’s drink! I LMAO, 4 realz.
The TrueHoop House is great, all of us staying here, it’s just like camp! Only with cheap beer and constant battles over exactly how bad David Kahn is at his job! Zach Harper was super-nice and came to get me from the airport, before I started reminding him of David Kahn’s last sixty days, forcing him into a binge. Then we all had drinks and ate pizza! Best slumber-party, EVAR! I bet this is way better than SBNation’s Summer League house, which is probably just a bunch of their readers standing on each other’s shoulders, forming a makeshift tent. LOL!
I’m super-excited to see my BFF Alonzo Gee today, and really think today is the day that Rhymes-With-Holiday Aminu is going to show people why he’s just as good as his brother. I can’t wait to get to the arena and check out all the “action.” G2G, Kurt Helin is picking me up for breakfast! I think I’ll have waffles and bacon!
Love,
Matt
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