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Fantasy Season Is Upon Us, Which Is Why I’m Nauseous All Of A Sudden

I suck at fantasy basketball. I mean, I’m effing terrible. My big saving grace this season was going to be Gilbert Arenas.

Yeah.

It’s not just bad luck, though. I somehow manage to combine horrific luck with an almost innate sense for selecting the worst possible players.

But this season, there’s hope.

I had a chance to review the 2008-2009 Give Me The Rock Fantasy Guide. And it’s good. It’s really good. Corn, who’s actually pretty good at Fantasy, also gives it his approval, even though he hates reading fantasy guides. The good thing is that it’s succinct while being informative, entertaining while being honest.

It gets Four and a half NOVAS from us. Click on over to find out how you can get your hands on a copy, and start to dominate. I’ll be in the corner trying to talk myself out of taking Anthony Randolph.

Countdown: 55

“Legend remains victorious in spite of history.”-Sarah Bernhardt

Inspired by and blatantly ripped off from EDSBS, with permission.

NBA blog of the day: HoopsHype

Countdown: 56

“Joys divided are increased.”-Josiah Gilbert

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NBA blog of the day: Respect Kobe

Countdown: 57

“It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.”-Nelly

Inspired by and blatantly ripped off from EDSBS, with permission.

NBA blog of the day: Sixers For Guidos

Countdown: 58

“Though you must go, we have faith in your resolve, and know you will return, as you have before. And when you do, we’ll be waiting. Our hearts are with you. Godspeed.” -Unattributed

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NBA blog of the day:

Countdown: 59

“Every subject’s duty is the king’s; but every subject’s soul is his own”-William Shakespeare

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NBA blog of the day: Cavalier Attitude

Let’s All Take A Moment And Be Thankful ESPN’s NBA Coverage Doesn’t Suck

ESPN dominates the sports media landscape with the sheer amount of coverage and the overwhelming nature of their company. They catch a ton of flack from bloggers (and rightfully so) for the ridiculous approach they take and the bombastic attitudes of both their anchors and their production. Their goal of building huge personalities with controversial “in your face” opinions often makes us want to vomit.

But I’ve been thinking about it, and really, as NBA fans, we’re incredibly lucky. Because ESPN.com’s NBA coverage isn’t just passable, it’s really pretty good. And even the TV coverage is improving. Sure, we get the occasional Steven A. Smith meltdown over Kobe, but Jalen Rose is surprisingly insightful, Jon Barry doesn’t act like he’s just trying to say things to get people riled up, and even Walton’s mellowed. But the ESPN.com crew is downright rational and provides good insight on a consistent basis.

What made me come to this conclusion is the new ESPN preseason predictions that went up today (hat tip: The Dream Shake). I expected to open it and be disgusted by the ridiculous flowery praise of marketable teams. But, outside of Cleveland being number 3 in the East, (really, Mo Williams makes them better than Orlando? really?), I don’t actually have any complaints with the list. And looking over their roster, I noticed that I not only respected, but admired almost all of the writers. Marc Stein is a freaking pre-cog. Hollinger is, for all the debate that rages about PER, still considered one of, if not the top stats writer in NBA media. Henry Abbott… well, I think we all know what to think of TrueHoop. Ford, Adande, Sheridan, Legler, Windhorst? I’ll take that lineup over Mortenson, Pasquarelli, Clayton and Berry, or their baseball crew. I’m kind of stunned to say it, but really, ESPN does excellent coverage of the NBA.

I kind of want to vomit right now.

Canis Hoopus Is Your Deity Of The Day

I was just thinking “Man, it’s slow in the NBA world today. Abysmally slow. Slower than normal for the offseason. Geez. We could really use a ridiculous set of pictures.

I give you, Canis Hoopus to the rescue.

Yes, “Who Wants To Sex” pictures are forthcoming.

Countdown: 60

“A bend in the road, is not the end of the road – unless you fail to make the turn” – Unattributed

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NBA blog of the day: DallasBasketball.com

Countdown: 61

“Every man alone is sincere.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

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NBA blog of the day: YAY! Sports