Paroxysmal Pursuit: When All-Star Voting Goes Horribly Wrong

From Kobe Bryant to Chris Paul, Blake Griffin to Andrew Bynum, the NBA All-Star game is shaping up as an L.A. story.
Two Lakers and two Clippers were voted as starters Thursday for the game, the first time in 15 years that two pairs of teammates have been voted to start for one conference.
“It’s pretty cool,” Griffin said.
- Via LA Story by Brian Mahoney
Eh, it’s not so cool to have 4 starters from the same city (unless you’re from the city), but you can’t argue with the fan voting results this year. Everyone voted in was surely all-star caliber. Furthermore, the players are worthy of starting, even if there’s stiff competition in the case of Blake Griffin’s forward spot.
The Eastern Conference, however, did have a mild dud in Carmelo Anthony. Chris Bosh or Paul Pierce would be better served in his starting spot, but it’s nothing to picket the David Stern’s Ivory Tower about. However, there have been some duds in all-star voting’s past that merit uprising.
This week’s Pursuit is dedicated to unearthing the most egregious and vile instances of mobocracy run a mock in all-star voting. When fans get drunk on the selfish nectar of seeing their middling hometown role player start ahead of a Hall of Famer. Getting high on the glue of prematurely anointing a spectacular young player as one of the 10 best players in the game. Or just simply stuffing the ballot box for [redacted] and giggles.
Shoulder Shruggers
These are the votes that are like Carmelo’s starting spot this year. They’re not terrible, you just know the fans could have made a better decision.
Brian Winters over Fred Brown – 1976 Western Conference guards
| PPG | RPG | APG | SPG | BPG | FG% | FT% | PER | |
| Brian Winters | 18.2 | 3.2 | 4.7 | 1.6 | 0.3 | 46.4 | 82.9 | 16.1 |
| Fred Brown | 23.1 | 4.2 | 2.7 | 1.9 | 0.2 | 48.8 | 86.9 | 20.4 |
Pretty much speaks for itself. Fred Brown was better than Winters in every dimension except passing. Not by a mile, but decisively enough to make this a shoulder shrug of a pick. In the actual ’76 game, Brown ended up playing 24 minutes to Winters 16. All’s well that ends well.
Rudy Tomjanovich over Larry Kenon, Campy Russell, Bob Dandridge, Elvin Hayes and Bob McAdoo – 1979 Eastern Conference forwards
| PPG | RPG | APG | SPG | BPG | FG% | FT% | PER | |
| Rudy Tomjanovich | 19 | 7.7 | 1.9 | 0.6 | 0.2 | 51.7 | 76 | 16.4 |
| Larry Kenon | 22.1 | 9.8 | 4.1 | 1.9 | 0.2 | 50.4 | 84.5 | 19.8 |
| Campy Russell | 21.9 | 6.8 | 4.7 | 1.3 | 0.3 | 47.6 | 79.7 | 18.6 |
| Bob McAdoo | 24.8 | 8.7 | 2.8 | 1.2 | 1.1 | 52.9 | 65.6 | 20.4 |
| Bob Dandridge | 20.4 | 5.7 | 4.7 | 0.9 | 0.7 | 49.9 | 82.5 | 19 |
| Elvin Hayes | 21.8 | 12.1 | 1.7 | 0.9 | 2.3 | 48.7 | 65.4 | 19.1 |
The Eastern Conference was pretty stacked at forward that year and yet the voters made the worst pure basketball decision possible. Well, almost. Don’t let Bob McAdoo’s numbers fool you. He was sleep-walking through this season with New York and Boston. Which is frightening to consider someone could sleep-walk to those kinds of numbers.
My pick would have been Spurs forward Larry Kenon, despite my personal affinity for Bullets small forward Bob Dandridge. As for Elvin Hayes, the NBA of today would have dodged this bullet in a Tim Duncan-like fashion and declared him a center to avoid the logjam.
So why Rudy T when he was clearly the worst player? Simple. It was his first season back after being decked by Kermit Washington and fans would have sympathetically voted him president if there was an election that year.
Head Scratchers
These are the fan votes that were kind of understandable, but still just wrong and shouldn’t have happened. At least the player selected was all-star caliber. It’s just that sometimes all-star caliber isn’t good enough to be an all-star starter.
Doug Collins over George Gervin and Billy Knight – 1978 Eastern Conference Guards
| PPG | RPG | APG | SPG | BPG | FG% | FT% | PER | |
| Doug Collins | 19.7 | 2.9 | 4.1 | 1.6 | 0.3 | 52.6 | 81.2 | 16.9 |
| George Gervin | 27.2 | 5.1 | 3.7 | 1.7 | 1.3 | 53.6 | 83 | 24.7 |
| Billy Knight | 22.9 | 7.2 | 3 | 1.5 | 0.2 | 49.4 | 80.9 | 18.7 |
Yeah, Doug Collins was a terrific shooting guard, but he had no business starting Buffalo’s Billy Knight and, especially, San Antonio’s George Gervin. The Ice Man led the league in scoring and his PER was the highest of his career. This was vintage Ice as he was still young enough to have the gifted athleticism, evidenced by the blocks, but getting a bit more sage and judicious with his moves, evidenced by the 2nd-highest TS% of his career. But when Philadelphia is behind Collins who was also generally beloved by the public at-large, you’re going to have disappointments like this.
John Drew over Larry Bird, Larry Kenon and Dan Roundfield – 1980 Eastern Conference Forwards
| PPG | RPG | APG | SPG | BPG | FG% | FT% | PER | |
| John Drew | 19.5 | 5.9 | 1.3 | 1.1 | 0.3 | 45.3 | 75.7 | 17.8 |
| Larry Bird | 21.3 | 10.4 | 4.5 | 1.7 | 0.6 | 47.4 | 83.6 | 20.5 |
| Larry Kenon | 20.1 | 9.9 | 3 | 1.4 | 0.2 | 48.5 | 78.3 | 17.2 |
| Dan Roundfield | 16.5 | 10.3 | 2.3 | 1.2 | 1.7 | 49.9 | 71 | 19.7 |
Finally, it’s a white player who gets snubbed instead of unjustly winning the fan vote! But seriously, Larry Bird should have easily took this starting gig over John Drew who passed comparably to Nick Young. And if not rookie Bird, how about our good friend Dr. K, Larry Kenon? Or Atlanta’s big forward in Dan Roundfield who was one of the finer defensive players of his era. Nope, the fans apparently loved Drew’s all-scoring and little-else production.
Paul Westphal over David Thompson – Western Conference Guards 1981
| PPG | RPG | APG | SPG | BPG | FG% | FT% | PER | |
| Paul Westphal | 16.7 | 1.9 | 4.1 | 1.3 | 0.4 | 44.2 | 83.2 | 16.5 |
| David Thompson | 25.5 | 3.7 | 3 | 0.7 | 0.8 | 50.6 | 79.5 | 19.4 |
In our final entry of Good Players Cornering the Disaffected White Fan Vote, we have Paul Westphal who was on his last legs in Seattle up against David Thompson who was also on his last legs, but for different reasons. Westphal was just getting old, Thompson wouldsoon succumb to his cocaine addiction. But my goodness, on the numbers alone Thompson should have smashed Westphal and then consider Thompson’s highlight reel game tailor-made for the All-Star game and you just scratch your scalp raw at this one.
Dale Ellis over Clyde Drexler, Fat Lever, Chris Mullin and John Stockton – Western Conference Guards 1989
| PPG | RPG | APG | SPG | BPG | FG% | FT% | 3PT% | PER | |
| Dale Ellis | 27.5 | 4.2 | 2 | 1.3 | 0.3 | 50.1 | 81.6 | 47.8 | 19.7 |
| Clyde Drexler | 27.2 | 7.9 | 5.8 | 2.7 | 0.7 | 49.6 | 79.9 | 26 | 23.6 |
| Fat Lever | 19.8 | 9.3 | 7.9 | 2.7 | 0.3 | 45.7 | 78.5 | 34.8 | 20.6 |
| Chris Mullin | 26.5 | 5.9 | 5.1 | 2.1 | 0.5 | 50.9 | 89.2 | 23 | 22.7 |
| John Stockton | 17.1 | 3 | 13.6 | 3.2 | 0.2 | 53.8 | 86.3 | 24.2 | 22.9 |
When someone averages 27 points on lights out shooting like the Sonics’ Ellis did and he’s still the wrong choice, you know it was a deep year for guard. Hell, I can’t even choose who should go in over him. Just marvel at the ridiculous play of these cats.
Selections that Make You Go Hmm… and then throw a chair in disgust
A.C. Green over Karl Malone – Western Conference Forwards 1990
| PPG | RPG | APG | SPG | BPG | FG% | FT% | 3PT% | PER | |
| A.C. Green | 12.9 | 8.7 | 1.1 | 0.8 | 0.6 | 47.8 | 75.1 | 28.3 | 14.7 |
| Karl Malone | 31 | 11.1 | 2.8 | 1.5 | 0.6 | 56.2 | 76.2 | 37.2 | 27.2 |
Huh? This just don’t… I don’t even… this is why Utah hates the Lakers!!!
(And this very snub was written about just recently over at SLC Dunk)
B.J. Armstrong over Mark Price, Mookie Blaylock, Nick Anderson… hell, anyone – 1994 Eastern Conference Guards 1994
| PPG | RPG | APG | SPG | BPG | FG% | FT% | 3PT% | PER | |
| B.J. Armstrong | 14.8 | 2.1 | 3.9 | 1 | 0.1 | 47.6 | 85.5 | 44.4 | 14.5 |
| Mark Price | 17.3 | 3 | 7.8 | 1.4 | 0.1 | 47.8 | 88.8 | 39.7 | 22.7 |
| Mookie Blaylock | 13.8 | 5.2 | 9.7 | 2.6 | 0.5 | 41.1 | 73 | 33.4 | 19.6 |
| Nick Anderson | 15.8 | 5.9 | 3.6 | 1.7 | 0.4 | 47.8 | 67.2 | 32.2 | 16.9 |
This is why Cleveland hates you, Chicago… and for other reasons too. But this is kicking a man while he’s down.
Kobe Bryant over Mitch Richmond, Clyde Drexler and John Stockton – Western Conference Guards 1998
| PPG | RPG | APG | SPG | BPG | FG% | FT% | 3PT% | PER | |
| Kobe Bryant | 15.4 | 3.1 | 2.5 | 0.9 | 0.5 | 42.8 | 79.4 | 34.1 | 18.5 |
| Mitch Richmond | 23.2 | 3.3 | 4 | 1.3 | 0.2 | 44.5 | 86.4 | 38.9 | 20.4 |
| Clyde Drexler | 18.4 | 4.9 | 5.5 | 1.8 | 0.6 | 42.7 | 80.1 | 31.7 | 19.8 |
| John Stockton | 12 | 2.6 | 8.5 | 1.4 | 0.2 | 52.8 | 82.7 | 42.9 | 21.8 |
Now, I’m not saying 6th men shouldn’t start in an all-star game, but this instance didn’t help the cause.
Yao Ming over Shaquille O’Neal – Western Conference Centers 2003
| PPG | RPG | APG | SPG | BPG | FG% | FT% | 3PT% | PER | |
| Yao Ming | 13.5 | 8.2 | 1.7 | 0.4 | 1.8 | 49.8 | 81.1 | - | 20.6 |
| Shaquille O’Neal | 27.5 | 11.1 | 3.1 | 0.6 | 2.4 | 57.4 | 62.2 | - | 29.5 |
Yao’s rookie year is better than people remember now or acknowledged at the time, but you see what Shaq was doing in comparison. The Diesel was chugging along quite nicely… woeful conditioning aside.
Finally, there’s the most inexplicable All-Star starter… Allen Iverson in 2010. The fans just lost their mind and voted purely on nostalgia and Lord knows what else. This is worse even than the B.J. Armstrong and A.C. Green votes. At least they were cogs on really good teams. Iverson got booted from Memphis and then sagged in Philadelphia, appearing in a total of 28 unspectacular games that year.
So, with all this information, we can agree with Kent Brockman and abolish fan voting.

















