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Guaransheed Confusion

Although Character X was already dead, he had an infection inside him that, if left alone, would blossom and make Character X a potentially dangerous force.

You cannot heal this infection, Character A explained. You cannot treat it with medication. You can only kill Character X.

Character B disagreed. Character X was his friend. He couldn’t kill him. He had to roll the dice and hope Character A was wrong.

I am not wrong, Character A said simply. We are endangering everyone’s lives by letting Character X live.

And I was watching this thinking, “My God, Character X is Rasheed Wallace! We let him live, and now he’s destroying everyone on the island! Why didn’t we take him out in time? WHY DIDN’T WE TAKE HIM OUT IN TIME????????”

-Bill Simmons, on Sheed’s destructive and slow infection of the Celtics. Also, some stuff about LOST.

Another day, another up-close glimpse at a Wizards loss. Now, I’m not saying that any particular person brought in some sort of infectious losing culture to the team. I’m just saying that the team has a losing culture that’s hard to kick. It can be kicked, and I believe it will be kicked. Maybe not anytime soon, but in due time. There are some good pieces on this team, solid defensive and offensive pieces that will serve as this team’s core going forward. Then there are other parts of this team that make little sense, parts that make you wonder what the point of a playbook is if plays keep breaking. I think, though, the reason the Wizards are so perplexing is that sometimes both of those parts come from the same players. Flashes of brilliance. Abject incompetence. Basket-to-basket energy. Jog-jog-jog-delayed hand in the air. Fast break basket to get your team back in the game. Patting yourself on the back before you get there.

We have some players that look for highlights instead of substance.

-Flip Saunders, anti-showboating advocate

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To McGee’s credit, maybe he only made his highlight to neutralize Chandler Parsons’s highlight (via @Truth_About_It):

Oof. They’ll get there. They will. They have to, right? Right?

Kobe Bryant’s Dirk Surgery or How to Score Off Screens

Kobe Bryant is hitting a preposterous 51.0% of his also preposterous 9.2 field goal attempts per game coming 16-23 feet away from the basket so far this season, a number that puts him right in “Dirk last year” territory, in case you couldn’t tell from mine and Noam’s jokes above. This is a huge jump from last season, when he made just 38.0% of his 5.9 FGA per game from 16-23 feet away. While this is a ridiculous and likely unsustainable pace – in the five years that HoopData has been tracking shot location data, only one guard shot at least 51.0% on long twos with even half of Kobe’s attempts, Mo Williams in 2007-08 – it’s helpful to know how exactly it is that he’s off to such a hot start from what is generally basketball’s least effective shot location. The answer largely lies in his performance scoring off screens.

This isn’t exactly breaking news, but at age 33, Kobe Bryant is getting old. He’s no longer able to create his own shot off the dribble as easily as he used to, and to Mike Brown’s credit, he’s recognized that and tried to get Kobe the ball in different ways. That’s why Brown has Kobe coming off screens more than twice as often as he did last year under Phil Jackson in the triangle offense. Bryant averaged 1.8 possessions per game off screens last season, and in the early goings of 2011-12 that number has jumped up to exactly 4.0 per game.

Kobe has taken advantage of the increased opportunities – his 1.36 points per possessions (PPP) off screens ranks 1st in the NBA according to mySynergySports, and much of that damage has come from 16-23 feet away. He has hit on 17 of his 25 attempts from 16-23 feet off screens, a scorching 68%. Those 25 attempts account for 20 percent of his total FGA from 16-23 feet this season. By way of comparison, Kobe connected with 27 of his 73 attempts from 16-23 feet off screens last year, good for 36.9%, and those 73 attempts constituted 13.4 percent of his FGA from 16-23 feet.

That 36.9% number is pretty much right in line with his overall season-long clip of 38.0% on shots from 16-23 feet. While this likely means that Kobe’s hot start both from this distance and off screens is highly unsustainable, that doesn’t mean it hasn’t been fun to watch, or that we shouldn’t try to explore why he’s been so much better this year.

Kobe shot such a low percentage from this distance last season because he was largely trying to do everything by himself, as evidenced by the fact that only 33.3% of his makes were assisted. Many of his off screen misses last season looked a whole lot like this:

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More often than not this season, his makes off screens from this distance have been of the catch-and-shoot variety. He’s aided by the fact that Pau Gasol, Andrew Bynum and Metta World Peace are setting him some very nice screens to create extra space, but he’s also not trying to force the action all by himself and instead is just capitalizing on open looks, like in the video below:

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Of course, he’s still doing things like this, using his array of shot fakes, step-backs and crossovers to make guys look silly:

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While he’s been primarily known as a one-on-one, go-it-alone type player for pretty much his entire career, his game is noticeably changing this year, and so far it’s working wonders. Though many are pointing to his career-high (and all-time NBA-high) 40.9 usage rate as evidence that Kobe is gunning and going one-on-one more than ever, the truth is that his overall percentage of assisted baskets has shot all the way up to a career-high 45.6% this season. He’s also been assisted on 54.1% of his baskets from 16-23 feet and 59.3% of his made shots off screens, so it’s safe to say that Kobe is getting a little help from his Laker friends in his scoring efforts, maybe more than ever before.

LeBron James and The Perfect Storm of Criticism

COUNT THA RINGZZZZ. There, glad we got that out of the way.

The “count the rings” argument is one of the most divisive in all of sports. Whether we like it or not, championship rings are an important measuring stick of individual greatness for superstar players. There exists a subset of the NBA community that will use it as an end-all/be-all tiebreaker in every “is Player X better than Player Y?” or “did Player A have a better career than Player B?” argument. Some even dismiss the accomplishments of certain players by saying, “Yeah, but he never won a ring.”

And that’s fine. It’s not the way I’d break a tie between two players, or how I’d judge a player’s career, but I can’t exactly begrudge anyone for doing so. After all, you play to win the game. Basketball’s a team sport, and every team’s goal is to win the NBA Championship, or at least in should be. But I’m not concerned with whether or not this is a valid way to differentiate between players yet. Rather I’m concerned with what the threshold for players to be subjected to that argument and rationale is.

Why are Patrick Ewing, Karl Malone, Charles Barkley and LeBron James constantly derided for not having rings while Steve Nash, Allen Iverson, Reggie Miller and Dominique Wilkins mostly escape that same criticism? If Dirk Nowitzki and Kevin Garnett were the subjects of constant derision from fans and media alike prior to winning their titles, why aren’t people up in arms that Amar’e Stoudemire, Carmelo Anthony and Dwight Howard haven’t won a ring yet?

The way I see it, there are three criteria that are used as a threshold for who gets subjected to the, “Yeah, but he never/hasn’t won a ring,” line of criticism. If a player hits one of them, they’ll likely be subject to a small amount of scrutiny. If they hit two, the criticism will be much louder. But a guy who hits on all three? That’s when the criticism hits a fever pitch, and near as I can tell, only one guy really qualifies: LeBron James.

1. The player was a number one draft pick that came with the promise of championships

These are your guys who were supposed to change the fortunes of their teams forever. Patrick Ewing entered the league as “the next Bill Russell.” He was expected to be truly dominant on both ends of the floor. Before the 1985 lottery, Pat O’Brien quoted an unnamed NBA Scouting Director as having said, “”We’ve had the Mikan era, the Russell era, the Kareem era … now we’ll have the Ewing era.” Clearly, there were high expectations. Despite his myriad accomplishments, he never wound up delivering on that promise; and that’s what’s most disappointing about his career, even if he wasn’t the one that made it.

Dwight Howard was the first pick in his draft, but he didn’t come with the championship seal. There were plenty of people that thought Emeka Okafor was the best player in that draft, and it was a little bit of a surprise that Howard became this good. This is also the only box Howard checks, so he mostly gets a free pass right now.

Allen Iverson was also a number one overall selection, but there was no “guaranteed championship” hype surrounding him at the time. He was always seen as a sort of scrappy underdog because of his diminutive stature and cocky, almost threatening demeanor on the court. AI also gets a pass from NBA fans because he was so damn fun to watch. He threw his body around and got knocked on his back all the time, but he always got up and went right back to attacking everybody.

2. The player has an MVP Award and/or is in the conversation for best player in the league

Ewing was never in the “best player in the league” discussion because throughout his career there were usually one or two centers that were better than him, whether it was Hakeem Olajuwon and David Robinson or Hakeem and Shaquille O’Neal

Steve Nash won two MVPs, but with all due respect, those were more due to narrative and circumstance than his being the best player in the NBA at the time. You can make convincing arguments that he shouldn’t have won either of those two trophies, and that they should have gone to Dirk Nowitzki and Kobe Bryant. Nash also gets somewhat of a free pass because, like Iverson, his game has a certain flair. The hair, the passing, the floaters and the off-balance-ness of his entire game is pretty to watch, so we excuse a little bit the fact that he hasn’t won a ring.

Dirk and KG qualified for this category before they won their titles, as they were both yearly MVP candidates and “in the conversation” as well. This is largely why guys like Amar’e and Carmelo don’t really get the criticism as much. They’re All-Star caliber players, but they don’t have MVP’s and no one, even the most biased Knicks fan, thinks either one is the league’s best player.

This is a category where hindsight definitely comes into play, and it may not always be 20/20. People love to look back on who won awards and determine whether or not they may have “deserved” them, and those opinions are almost always colored by what came after. Dirk and Garnett’s MVP’s awards aren’t loudly challenged anymore, but there was a time when they were (“Dirk’s too soft!” or “If Garnett were really an MVP, he’d take Minnesota to the playoffs! Now Tim Duncan, THAT’s an MVP!”). If Nash had gone on to win a title in Phoenix, it may have validated those MVP trophies in the minds of the public, and maybe there wouldn’t be as much grumbling that he shouldn’t have gotten them. We’ll never know.

Hindsight certainly enters the picture when talking about Barkley and Malone, who each took home MVPs in the 1990′s; Barkley got his in 1993 and Malone won in 1997 and 1999. Barkley was in the top six in MVP voting every year from 1985-1991 and Malone had 14 consecutive top eight finishes from 1987-2001.

Criticism of Barkley has somewhat dissipated since he’s come into his own in his second career on TNT, but it hasn’t completely disappeared. Malone is still the subject of much more criticism than his Utah Jazz counterpart John Stockton, mostly because he was an MVP-caliber player that wound up second on the all-time scoring list, but also because he checks off the next box as well.

3. The player has had a string of personal failures in the playoffs

Ewing and Malone qualify here. Obviously.

Patrick could never get past Michael Jordan, and in the two year window in which Jordan’s Bulls didn’t win, Ewing’s Knicks fell to Hakeem Olajuwon’s Rockets in the Finals and then Ewing himself missed a finger roll which would have sent Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals to overtime but instead sent the Pacers to the next round. It didn’t help that in the last lockout-shortened season, Ewing’s team went on a run to the Finals again after Patrick broke his wrist.

All you really need to know about Karl Malone’s playoff failures is that a Google search for “Karl Malone playoff chokes” yields 360,000 results. Malone’s Jazz lost in the Finals to Michael Jordan’s Bulls twice, each time with Malone struggling down the stretch in pivotal games.

This brings us back, finally, to LeBron. In the perfect storm of criticism, LeBron nails all three criteria. As the number one pick in the 2003 draft, LeBron may well have been the most hyped prospect in NBA history. He was hailed as an evolutionary player. Magic crossed with Michael, in Karl Malone’s body. The Chosen One. King James. Anything short of shattering records on his way to a decade-long dynasty honestly may have been viewed as a bit of a disappointment. Expectations really could not have been higher.

And then he met them. LeBron is a dream basketball player. There isn’t anything he can’t do on the court, and every coach, player, executive and writer around the league knows it. He can score as easily as anyone else in the game, has otherworldly court vision, rebounds extremely well for his position, can play on the perimeter or, as we’ve seen this season, on the block and is as good of a wing defender as there is in the league. He’s never finished lower than ninth (in his rookie year) in MVP voting, has been in the top five for each of the last five years and won it twice in a row in 2009 and 2010. It’s (almost) undisputed that he’s the best player in the league.

Of course, he’s also got some massively high profile playoff failures. Everyone remembers the 2010 Eastern Conference semis against the Boston Celtics. It looked like both LeBron and the Cavaliers sleep-walked through the last two games of the series, and the Celtics shocked nearly everyone in NBA circles by sending LeBron home early in the lead-up to his Decision and free agency. It was stunning to watch the best player in basketball be so passive and reactive instead of aggressive and impactful.

Just when we thought LeBron couldn’t possibly fail on a bigger stage, just when we thought he would finally get that elusive championship, last year’s Finals happened. The Heat folded against the Dallas Mavericks in epic fashion, and LeBron was again at the center of it all. Gone was the virtuoso who dazzled and amazed us in a total destruction of the league’s best defense in the Eastern Conference Finals against the Chicago Bulls and back was the seemingly scared, passive and out-of-it non-star we had seen a year earlier. The Heat blew it, and LeBron’s disappearance was a huge reason why.

LeBron ending his career ringless would surely be a personal disappointment for him as a competitor, and in the eyes of many he would be seen as a failure. But would it really make him any less of an incredible and transcendent basketball player? LeBron does things on the court that even most NBA players could never dream of doing, and he does them with relative ease. He was the youngest NBA player ever to reach every thousand-point milestone from 1,000 to 17,000, and he’ll likely be the youngest to hit the next few thousand marks too.

It’s entirely feasible that he can end his career with over 35,000 points, 10,000 rebounds and 10,000 assists, a feat no other player has ever accomplished. He’s currently at just less than 18,000 career points and he’ll be within striking distance of both 5,000 rebounds and assists by the end of this season, which would put him just about halfway there. He’s likely got at least four or five years of “best player in the league” level play left in him, a few more high-level All-Star years and then even a few more after that if he wants. He’s in good enough shape to play until whenever he feels like stopping.

His numbers are already so incredible that he could probably retire tomorrow and still make the Hall of Fame – his player similarity scores on Basketball-Reference are a who’s who of Hall of Fame and future Hall of Fame players – and he’s really just entering his athletic prime at 27 years old. But those are all just numbers, and LeBron can’t really be captured in just numbers. At his best, he’s the single most dominant player of my lifetime. Maybe he’s not consistently better than an in-his-prime Michael Jordan on a night-to-night basis; but on those nights when he really has it going, when he’s playing to his ceiling, when he’s appointment television for anyone who really follows the NBA, he is. And that’s what should matter when we look back on him as a player.

We should remember the times that were good. We should remember the 48-Special and his first playoff game-winner against the Wizards. We should remember the full-court alley-oop from Dwyane Wade and the buzzer beater against Orlando in the playoffs. We should remember that at some point, we were all Witnesses. We shouldn’t forget the breakdown against Boston or dismiss the meltdown in Miami, but we shouldn’t let them overshadow everything else.

Lion Face/Lemon Face 1-15-12: While You Were Watching Football…

How bout a little Matt and Ben to kick things off here?

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Lion Face: Greg Monroe

Ho-hum. Another game, another monster night for Monroe, another Pistons loss. The lefty center from Georgetown tallied 25 points, 8 rebounds, an assist, a steal and a block as the Pistons dropped to 3-10 with a home loss to the lowly Golden State Warriors. Monroe shot 50% from the field, had 14 free throw attempts and was generally unstoppable for much of the evening. He got buckets out of the pick-and-roll, cuts, post-ups, pretty much any way you can get a bucket. Now we just need to find him some teammates. Speaking of which…

 

Lemon Face: The rest of the Pistons

This team is really, really bad. Outside of Monroe, the rest of the guys in white jerseys shot just 25-f0r-63, or 39.6%. There wasn’t anyone in particular who was especially awful, though Austin Daye’s 1-for-5 from the field in 12 minutes doesn’t look too pretty, but collectively they really laid an egg. This team is second to last in the league in offensive efficiency, ahead of only the absolute mess in Washington. They’re not much better on defense either, where they rank 28th in efficiency. Just a dreadful team all-around, and they’re saddled with some pretty terrible contracts too. Ben Gordon, Charlie Villanueva, Rodney Stuckey and Tayshaun Prince are being paid a combined $27.96 million this year, 48 percent of the $58 million salary cap. They’re all on the books through at least next year, and Prince’s deal runs through the 2014-15 season. They’d be wise to try to unload some or all of those guys and build around Monroe, rookie point guard Brandon Knight and intriguing forward Jonas Jerebko.

 

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Lion Face: Paul Millsap and Al Jefferson

While you’re listening to that smooth jazz solo, take a gander at what the smooth Jazz duo of Pal Jeffersap (NOTE: that sounds terrible) did last night. While the Jazz have brought in two young and talented big men – Derrick Favors and Enes Kanter – over the last year, Millsap and Jefferson just keep humming along getting better. They each posted double-doubles featuring 3 offensive, 9 defensive and 12 total rebounds; Millsap had 26 points while Jefferson put up 18. They thoroughly dominated the Nuggets’ interior quintet of Nene, Timofey Mozgov, Al Harrington, Chris Anderson and Kosta Koufus, who combined to grab five less rebounds than Millsap and Jefferson did.

 

Lemon Face: Denver’s interior defense

The Jazz put up 106 points in the game, and 54 of them came in the paint. You simply can’t allow the other team to get that many easy baskets if you’re expecting to win basketball games. And you should be expecting to win basketball games. Well, not you, per se. The Nuggets. Pretend you’re George Karl. Now it makes sense. Anyway, interior defense BAD.

 

Lion Face: Ty Corbin and the upstart Utah Jazz

Corbin found this team's identity. Total grind. Beating the Jazz is like pulling teeth.
@HPbasketball
Hardwood Paroxysm

Taking a cue from Matt Moore, I’ve got go give some props to Coach Corbin. Being “The Guy Who Followed Jerry Sloan in Utah” is one tough proposition, and Corbin has the Jazz playing some terrific basketball right now. He has a deep and flexible roster to work with, and right now he’s finding the right combinations. The Jazz are 8-4 and now sit half a game in front of Denver in the Northwest Division.

 

I was more optimistic than most and the Jazz are exceeding even my expectations.
@Clintonite33
Clint Peterson

The Jazz are exceeding my expectations too, Clint. Gordon Hayward has come on in the last week or so, Enes Kanter is a rebounding machine and Derrick Favors deserves and would get more minutes pretty much anywhere else, only he’s stuck playing behind Jefferson and Millsap, who are demolishing teams inside and from the mid-range. The Jazz grind teams out, wear them down and finish games strongly. This is a team that looks a whole lot better than a whole lot of people ever thought they’d be, and credit has to be given where it’s due. They’ve impressed me to the point where I want to say they’ll be in the race for one of the last Western Conference playoff spots for most of the season, but I can’t go quite that far. One thing in particular keeping me from making a more definitive declaration is their poor three-point shooting. At 27.0% from outside the arc, Utah is third to last in the league.

 

Lemon Face: Denver’s late-game execution

The Nuggets cut Utah’s lead to two when Danilo Gallinari made a lay-up with 10:15 remaining in the game. It would be another 6:44 before they hit their next field goal, and by that time the Jazz were already back up by 13 points. In between, the Nuggets went 0-10 from the field, committed three turnovers – one on a shot clock violation – and only scored six points. Ty Lawson, Danilo Gallinari, Arron Afflalo, Al Harrington and Nene is usually a much more effective unit than that. They were either passing up open looks to try to make perfect plays, or rushing shots when they weren’t there. It was not pretty.

 

Lion Face: Tim Duncan

@ Timmy D with the Lion for old time's sake!
@AndrewLynch
Andrew Lynch

Remember this? (Sorry, Andrew)

 

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Yeah, the Suns tend to bring out the best in Timmy, and on Sunday he gave us a throwback performance. Duncan played over 30 minutes for just the fourth time all season and slapped up an old-school 24 (on 10-for-14 shooting) and 11 with four assists, a steal and two blocks in San Antonio’s 11-point win over Phoenix.

 

Lemon Face: Channing Frye

I put Channing on LemonFaceWatch after he went 0-4 in the first half, and here he is as an official Lemon Face after an 0-7 shooting night in 18 minutes. He made none of his three three-point attempts. Rookie forward Markieff Morris outplayed Frye by a mile and was given his usual crunch time minutes.

 

Lion Face: SHEED WEEK SHEED WEEK

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Ball don’t lie. CTC. Both teams played hard.

 

Lion Face: Martin Luther King, Jr. 

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I can’t do proper justice to the man with my words, so enjoy some of his own.

15 Footer 1/16/12: MLK Day > Sheed Week

Someone should tell Sheed that training camp isn't in Jakarta this year. (pic via me on my camera)

Welcome to Sheed Week, folks! And Happy Dr. Martin Luther King, Junior day, too! These men have very little in common, so there’s no use in comparing them. But let’s go ahead and list a bunch of random trivia about them, shall we?

Lots of games today, so let’s dive right in.

Orlando Magic @ New York Knickerbockers (1pm EST)
In his rookie year, Sheed broke his thumb against the Magic and was sidelined for the rest of the season. Dr. King’s most inspiring speech against the Vietnam War was delivered on April 4, 1967–exactly 1 year before his death.

Chicago Bulls @ Memphis Grizzlies (1pm EST)
Sheed averaged 15-6-2 against Chicago during his career. U2 pays homage to the assassination of Dr. King in their song “Pride (In the Name of Love)” with the following lyrics:
Early morning, April Four
Shot rings out, in a Memphis Sky
Free at last, they took your life
But they could not take your pride.

Milwaukee Bucks @ Philadelphia 76ers (1pm EST)
Rasheed Wallace was born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Last winter, when throngs of citizens were protesting the governor outside the state capitol in Wisconsin, Reverend Jesse Jackson (a close friend of Dr. King who was with him the day he was assassinated) addressed the protesters, telling them, “This is a Martin Luther King moment; this is a Gandhi moment.”

Houston Rockets @ Washington Wizards (2pm EST)
President Kennedy–the only politician Dr. King admitted to wanting to endorse–drove the United States to put a man on the moon by the end of the 1960s; NASA’s headquarters in Houston was tasked with overseeing the Apollo program that put a man on the moon on July 20, 1969. Rasheed Wallace was selected 4th overall in the 1995 NBA draft by the Washington Bullets.

Cleveland Cavaliers @ Charlotte Bobcats (2pm EST)
In 2001–37 years after the passage of the Civil Rights Act–the former majority owner of the Bobcats, Robert Johnson, became the first African-American billionaire. Rasheed Wallace spent 2004-2009 drawing the ire of NBA fans in Cleveland, especially when he “guaran-SHEED” victories against the Cavaliers in the 2006 playoffs.

Portland Trailblazers @ New Orleans Hornets (3pm EST)
Sheed. Blazers. Ask Sean, if you need to know more. In the 1990s, the Louisiana state legislature officially named Interstate 110 the Martin Luther King Junior Memorial Expressway.

New Jersey Nets @ Los Angeles Clippers (3:30pm EST)
Sheed’s only game as an Atlanta Hawk was against the New Jersey Nets. Dr. King would probably not be a huge fan of Donald Sterling.

Toronto Raptors @ Atlanta Hawks (4pm EST)
Dr. King was born in Atlanta, Georgia. 1993 was a momentous year for two reasons: Jurassic Park, the namesake of the Toronto Raptors, had an opening weekend of over $50 million, easily making it the most popular dinosaur movie of all time. Just 3 months prior, freshman Rasheed Wallace helped the Carolina Tar Heels win coach Dean Smith’s last NCAA title.

Oklahoma City Thunder @ Boston Celtics (8pm EST)
Sheed’s final season in the NBA (or is it???) was played with the Boston Celtics. Based on a cursory internet search, I find absolutely zero evidence that Dr. King ever visited the state of Oklahoma.

Sacramento Kings @ Minnesota Timberwolves (8pm EST)
During Sheed’s tenure in Portland, the Blazers never once played the Kings in the playoffs. The University of Minnesota created the MLK program–an academic advising program that fosters multiculturalism– “after the landmark Morrill Hall take over by a group of African American students who were seeking equity of programming, faculty, classes and other services.”

Dallas Mavericks @ Los Angeles Lakers (10:30pm EST)
Another pioneer of Civil Rights in the 1960s, President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in a motorcade in Dallas, Texas on November 22, 1963. After the Pistons beat the Lakers in the 2004 finals, Sheed bought all of his teammates celebratory championship belts.

Enjoy the games, everyone.

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Sheed Week: CTC in the ATL

“I don’t give a (expletive) about no trade rumors. As long as somebody ‘CTC,’ at the end of the day I’m with them. For all you that don’t know what CTC means, that’s ‘Cut the Check.’ I just go out there and play. Again, somebody just ‘CTC.’”

From “Raw ‘Sheed” by Geoffrey C. Arnold

Never was this philosophy more evident in Rasheed Wallace’s career than the one game he played for the Atlanta Hawks during the 2003-04 season. In the middle of a season for which he is obviously better known for changing the fortunes of the Detroit Pistons on their way to an NBA Championship, Sheed made a cameo appearance for one of the league’s worst teams in a game that featured all sorts of weird tidbits.

It was on this night that new Nets head coach Lawrence Frank set the all-time NBA record for consecutive victories to open a head-coaching career with 10, breaking a tie with Kurt Rambis of the Los Angeles Lakers (1998-99) and Buddy Jeannette of the Baltimore Bullets (1947-48). Nets point guard Jason Kidd recorded his 58th career triple-double with 15 points, 13 rebounds and 10 assists, moving him within one triple-double of tying Larry Bird on the all-time list. Kenyon Martin put up 21 points and 10 boards – his second 20-10 game of the season against Atlanta – and Richard Jefferson chipped in with 24 points and 6 rebounds of his own.

The game also featured Rasheed Wallace on the same team as fellow crazy person Stephen Jackson, who of course would go on to play a big role in The Malice at the Palace as an Indiana Pacer the very next season. The fact that Sheed, Captain Jack and Kenyon Martin were all on the floor in a game that saw two technical fouls doled out and none of them were on the receiving end of either one is a minor miracle.

Rasheed was traded from the Portland Trail Blazers, one of two professional teams he had ever known (he played 65 games for the Washington Bullets as a rookie before getting traded to Rip City), to the Atlanta Hawks along with Wesley Person in exchange for Shareef Abdur-Raheem, Theo Ratliff and Dan Dickau during the All-Star break. Amidst swirling rumors that he was about to be traded yet again, Sheed suited up for what amounted to just another ho-hum loss for the Hawks, and he had what was a pretty typical mid-career Rasheed Wallace game.

He was active and aggressive on defense on his way to blocking 5 shots while not committing a single foul. He spent a little too much time on the perimeter, as he launched 6 three-pointers but made just one. Sheed being Sheed though, he still wound up with 20 points and 6 rebounds, scoring a little more and boarding a little less than his season averages of 16.0 points and 6.8 rebounds per game.

But it was the 42 minutes that Rasheed willingly played for a team that he clearly wasn’t staying with that stuck out in my mind. Everyone in NBA circles knew Wallace was headed out of town sooner rather than later, but he didn’t care, because for that night at least, the Hawks were cutting the check. Check out his quotes to reporters after the game, and it’s like you wouldn’t even know that this was his first – and likely to be his only – game with the Hawks. When asked about being the first team in the Nets’ 10-game win streak to not lose by double-digits, Sheed responded:

“Everybody thinks that just because we’re the Hawks we’re going to roll over and die. Maybe that was the thing before, but not now.”

Rasheed Wallace, 2/18/04

That, to me, does not sound like a guy who just got there, nor like a guy on his way out of town two days later. But Sheed took immediate ownership of the team and the situation, because that’s what Sheed did, everywhere he went. When he was with you, he was with you, whether it was for one day or for five years. He’d play for whomever cut the check, but as with everything, he’d do it on his terms.

Stay Awhile You Are So ‘Sheed: Welcome To ‘Sheed Week

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I’m sure at this point everyone has seen the following:

Y! Sources: Rasheed Wallace considering comeback to the NBA. http://t.co/3o3DtraF
@WojYahooNBA
Adrian Wojnarowski

In response (despite a small but passionate group of writers against the movement) the Paroxysm crew has decided to dedicate a entire week to unnecessary technical fouls, astounding talent, exuberant personality, incredible trick shots, and everything else that makes Rasheed Wallace ‘Sheed. We aren’t here to discuss whether or not ‘Sheed will come back, or even if it’s a good idea (because of course it is). We are here to celebrate and revel in everything ‘Sheed; both the delightful and the excruciatingly aggravating. To pick apart at the duality of a man who inspires both cult-esque devotion and refined resentment.

To those of us who love him ‘Sheed always kept things loose, allowed us to laugh in a world that often took itself far too seriously. ‘Sheed reminded us that basketball was supposed to be fun, and always found a way to enjoy himself. He’s provided more quotable lines than any other player in league history, and is the centerpiece of the greatest pre game warmup routine of all time. Despite a lot of criticism, ‘Sheed spent a lot of his time doing the less glamorous things that often helped  a team win. At his peak he was one of the greatest low post defenders ever and his turn around fade away over the “wrong” shoulder was completely unguardable. To some ‘Sheed was selfish in word and spirit, but his play was anything but. He never demanded the offense be run through him, and didn’t need to be seen as the “star” in order to be fulfilled.

In contrast, to many ‘Sheed stands as a malcontent, a waste of talent,  “what’s wrong with the NBA” personified. He racked up technical fouls, was often out of shape, and was infamous for failing to show up to weight lifting or workout sessions. For many Rasheed Wallace was a failure. He had the talent of Duncan and Garnett but lacked Garnett’s intensity, or Duncan’s poise. He was blamed for the most of Portland’s failures and was quickly labeled as a “cancer”. His bravado and brazenness turned off many, as did his temper. For many there was no need for ‘Sheed, only a simple wish that he’d shut up and focus on being a better basketball player.

The beauty is that neither of these views is “correct” or more justifiable. They are both based on the same facts, the same traits, the same ‘Sheed. That’s what makes this compelling, it’s also what makes it fun. This is the culmination of a career inextricably linked to our basketball worldview. This is laughing and marveling at a man who shoots left handed threes in an all star game. This is “both teams played hard”. This is getting ejected without saying a word. This is “felonious”. This is “ball don’t lie” becoming a cultural phenomenon. This is fun and frustration epitomized. This is ‘Sheed Week.

Posting and Toasting: Carmelo Anthony on the Right Block

Carmelo Anthony and the New York Knicks are kind of an arranged marriage. Melo wanted to play in New York with his buddy Amar’e Stoudemire and James Dolan wanted two superstars. Masai Ujiri and the Denver Nuggets obliged by sending Anthony to the Knicks last February. Since that time Knicks coach Mike D’Antoni has tried to adjust his offense a bit to fit the strengths of Carmelo’s game, but he’s also asked Carmelo to adjust his game a bit to fit the style of offense he likes to play.

Carmelo, throughout his career, has been primarily an isolation and post-up player, while D’Antoni’s offense is centered on transition opportunities and the pick-and-roll. What they’ve both done so far this season is compromised a little bit.

When Carmelo came to New York from Denver last season, D’Antoni allowed him to hold steady on the amount of isolation plays he ran in exchange for posting up less and running the pick-and-roll more. This season, D’Antoni has allowed Melo to hold steady on the amount of post-up plays he ran once he came to New York last year (which means more post-ups than D’Antoni usually likes to have in his offense) in exchange for him running isolation less and running the pick-and-roll more.

Play – Ends in FGA, TO, FTs Denver 2010-11 New York 2010-11 New York 2011-12
Isolation 37.3% – 0.85 PPP 37% – 0.97 PPP 33.2% – 0.71 PPP
P&R Ball-Handler 5% – 0.5 PPP 7.9% – 0.84 PPP 16.6% – 1.28 PPP
Post-up 15.9% – 0.94 PPP 11.4% – 0.85 PPP 11.6% – 1.13 PPP

Data courtesy of mySynergySports

As you can see, Carmelo has rewarded D’Antoni’s faith in his post-up game by becoming more effective in the post than ever before.

He’s been especially dominant posting up on the right block; 22 of his 32 post-ups have come from the right side, and he’s 9-14 from the field with two and-one’s, five drawn shooting fouls, one drawn non-shooting foul and three turnovers. (By way of comparison, he’s 2-5 from the field with 2 drawn shooting fouls, one drawn non-shooting foul and one turnover on the left block. Plain as you can see, he’s more effective on the right side.) The best part of Melo’s post game is that it’s ridiculously simple. He gets by using only three moves with any amount of frequency

Move #1: Face-up and dribble drive

 This isn’t the move Melo wants to make in the post, but if the defender leaves an opening he will absolutely take it. He has the quickness to blow by his man on the way to the hoop, where he’s strong enough to finish through contact and respected enough to get a foul call when he does get hit.

Watch how he attacks Washington Wizards rookie Chris Singleton here:

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Singleton knows that Melo is stronger and heavier than him, so he tries to get right up on Carmelo so he can’t be backed down. Carmelo immediately senses this and faces up, forcing Singleton to momentarily shift his feet to create a lane to the basket. Melo knew that’s exactly what would happen, and before Singleton even knows what hit him, Melo’s finishing a lay-up over his outstretched arm.

That was against a rookie, but watch him do the same exact thing to 13-year veteran Corey Maggette of the Bobcats:

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Again, Maggette wants to crowd Carmelo, so Melo faces up, gets Maggette to open his stance, and takes the lane to the hoop and picks up two free throws for his troubles.

Move #2: Step-back jumper

This is Melo’s second favorite move out of the post. When the defender gets in his grill, he’ll face up. He’ll slightly dip his shoulder as if he’s going to drive or back his man down, and then use a step-back dribble to create separation for a mid-range jumper.

Here’s how he lulls Andre Iguodala to sleep:

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The move he uses to create separation is so subtle as to be almost imperceptible, but watch how he lowers his shoulder toward Iguodala as he faces him up. It’s that lowered shoulder that he uses to guard the ball from Iguodala’s reach that enables him to take that step-back dribble to create enough space to fire up a jumper.

Move #3: Baseline spin move and fade-away

This is the move you can tell that Melo really wants to go to when he gets the ball in the post. He starts by backing his defender down, the whole time looking as if he wants to try to step through and get to the middle of the lane. Then, in an instant, he spins over his opposite shoulder and unleashes a Kobe-esque baseline fade-away.

Look at the similarities between Kobe here:

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And Carmelo working on Tayshaun Prince here:

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Each of them ever so slowly backs their man down, right up until they are all of a sudden hanging in the air and splashing a jumper.

Melo uses the same move on Andre Iguodala here:

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One thing that would really bring his post game to another level is to add a counter to his baseline fade-away. Because of how deadly defenders know that move is, if he starts faking that jumper and going to an up-and-under move, he can create easier shot opportunities for himself and get to the free throw line for easy points more often.

As it stands, with three simple moves, Melo has himself sitting at second in the NBA in post-up PPP 11 games into the season, and there’s really no reason to expect him not to continue in this fashion, assuming he comes back fully healthy from his injury. Considering how effective he already is on the block, New York should work to get him more opportunities.

The Blazers And Crunchtime: From What Has Been To What Could Be

Photo by jon starbuck from Flickr

In sports, and often in life, there exists a firmly cemented belief in “what has been.” Tradition and history often supersede any argument running counter to the conventional wisdom. The phrases “because this is how it’s always been done” or “I’ve seen player X do it, I haven’t seen player Y do it” are offered as proof or evidence against a push for reformation or reinvention. This isn’t necessarily wrong or irresponsible, but it can become problematic. Living in the past, only dealing with what has occurred rather than would could be restricts our thinking; it lacks vision or creativity. We end up with a limited understanding, labeling players who are clearly capable of winning championships as “unable to win the big one” until they actually triumph, dismissing others as “chokers” until they make the big-time shot.

In some respects, relying on evidence and history is an admirable endeavor. However, we can’t let the lessons from the past completely shake our belief in progress or evolution. There exists one area in particular in professional basketball that remains all too colored by past experience in tradition: crunch time. Michael Jordan and later Kobe Bryant ingrained this idea of isolation and hero mode as the necessary vehicle to late game success. Somehow, this later evolved into the idea or question of “crunch time five.” Who are the five guys your team will consistently trust to deliver positive results when it’s late in a close game? Without a set 5 your team has no chance at winning the most important of games.

It takes a lot of courage, a lot of bravado, and a little bit of insanity to go against common preconceptions. It’s never easy to be the one who experiments and asks: What if? But it’s also a chance to be ahead of the curve; to gain an upper hand on the competition. I think the Blazers and Nate McMillan are faced with an opportunity to test much of the so called “wisdom” that surrounds closing time. There’s so much possibility in the Blazers’ depth and versatility.

According to 82games.com, the Blazers have a rather unique distribution of 5 man rosters that have seen the floor for Portland. The starting lineup (Raymond Felton, Wesley Matthews, Gerald Wallace, LaMarcus Aldridge, and Marcus Camby) has seen an astonishing amount of minutes with 179 (obtaining a a +/- of +13), but after that no single unit has seen much more than 20 minutes. It’s a good sign that McMillan has being willing to experiment and test various mixtures of talents, size, and length.

The Blazers retain what is a powerful tool in their ability to adjust their crunch time 5 from game to game, and situation to situation. Based on the opponent, who’s playing well, or the matchups that can be exploited, The Blazers have the the personnel to throw out the traditional five of Felton-Matthews-Wallace-Adridge-Camby, the longer more unconventional lineup of Felton-Nicolas Batum-Wallace-Aldridge-Camby (also a +13), a small but deadly lineup of Felton-Jamal Crawford-Batum-Wallace-Aldridge (+7), or another small but very long lineup of Crawford-Matthews-Batum-Wallace-Aldridge (+12). Granted, these results are based on extremely small sample sizes, but there exists a lot of success in numerous different lineups for Portland.

This will not be an easy adjustment for the Blazers. In many ways, this shift as much as anything marks the tragic end of the Brandon Roy era in Portland. Over the past few years, the Blazers had relied on Roy to single-handedly lead them to victory late in games. But clinging to what has already passed, while comforting, will not best serve this team. It’s time to move forward, to leave what has been behind and instead focus on what could be. Sure we could root for history to win, to prove that it’s always been done a certain way for a reason. But rooting for the past to rule over the future seems a little too fatalistic. Instead put some faith in the Blazers, in their capability and promise. At the very least it will be a hell of a lot more fun.

Lion Face/Lemon Face 1-14-12: My Favorite Shot Is All Of Them

Familiar faces, different places. Affleck! Damon! TO THE BATMOBILE!

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rngjZ10yUyA

Lion Face: Chris Paul

If I were the king of the world, I’d immediately abdicate my throne and dedicate my life to serving the one true sovereign, Chris Paul.

Something funny happens when a player of Paul’s caliber is guarded by a combination of Derek Fisher (a player whose only chance of stopping the Point God would have been to submarine labor negotiations) and Darius Morris (a 21-year old forced to renounce his former religion and be baptized by fire into the Church of His Holiness). His eyes light up, the game slows down and points come in bunches like bananas in a Raffi song. Six assists for Chris Paul would seem like an aberration if it weren’t for his 33 points on 22 field goal attempts. Paul did what he does best – create scoring opportunities for his team, he just did it without passing the ball to anyone but the hoop.

Even time is meaningless when the stars (and Darius Morris) align properly:

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Chris Paul thinks your shot clock is a cute suggestion.

Lemon Face: Blake Griffin

I know, I know. Griffin did this -

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHLsBuzraTY

- and it was spectacular. The problem is that Blake seems to have fallen in love with a mid-range jumper that’s less accurate than a 14th-century paternity test, and he’s combining poor shot selection with an inclination to complain too often to the referees and to push poor, defenseless Darius Morris. There’s a rising tide of resentment against Griffin’s antics, and it might be a while before we see where the wave broke.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImq-WraCFA

Lion Face: Nicolas Batum

With Marcus Camby out for the Blazers against the Rockets, coach Nate McMillan chose to start Kurt Thomas in his place and keep Gerald Wallace at the 3. His other option was to slide Batum into the starting lineup and go small-ball, but Wallace has expressed a desire to play the 3, and the results so far with a Wallace/Aldridge/Thomas-or-Camby front court are impressive. However, Batum has his own wishes, which include starting, and those lineups built around a Batum/Wallace/Aldridge lineup performed rather well last year.

Batum stated his case last night, playing 41 of 53 available minutes off the bench and attempting to single-handedly burn the Rockets to the ground. He went 6-for-7 from downtown – a promising development given his increased shot attempts from 16-23 feet, shots that in an ideal world a player would take a step or two back on and launch from deep instead. He paced all Blazers with 29 points and added 10 rebounds (or just over 10% of the rebounds available while he was on the court). With contract negotiations for Batum and Wallace both on the horizon and only so many dollars to spend, the Blazers are going to quickly find themselves with a tough decision to make.

Lemon Face: Jamal Crawford

JUST KNOCK IT OFF, JAMAL. Seriously, stop. No more shooting awful shots. No more question-and-answer sessions where you accept encouragement from fans* to shoot more in an attempt to “get into a rhythm” earlier in the game. No more expressing your belief that everywhere on the court is your hot zone.

*On second thought, any fan encouraging Crawford to further sabotage his team by going “Full Frontal Kobe” is most likely a saboteur from another team. Daryl Morey, I’m on to you.

You have 11 game winners in your career. You supposedly hold the record for most 4-point plays. That’s all well and good, but your shot selection isn’t. Fix it, before Blazers fans kidnap you and hide you in the worst possible place they can think of (which is probably Seattle).

Lion Face: Kyle Lowry

33 points, nine assists, eight rebounds. Kyle Lowry Over Everything.

What, you don’t believe those last four words? Check out history:

c. 2560 BCE - Construction of the Great Pyramid in Giza is completed. Egyptologists believe that the pyramid was built as a monument to Pharaoh Khufu; a lesser known fact is that Pharaoh Khufu’s Grand Vizier was Kyle Lowry, who encouraged Khufu to pay his workers in beer so that they could better appreciate the splendor of KLOE. Several millennia later, grave robbers disrupted the tomb of the Grand Vizier and unleashed Lowry unto the world to smite the non-believers.

1648 CE – The Peace of Westphalia ends the Thirty Years’ War and establishes some modicum of religious tolerance across Europe. Historians point to the emergence of Kyle Lowry as the most-accepted deity as the major reason for the cessation of tensions.

1792 CE - Claude Chappe invents a semaphore network that spreads across France in order to aid communication, which will prove vital in the upcoming Franco-Prussian Wars. The first transmission reads, “-.- .-.. — .”, which is odd, given that Morse code won’t be invented for another 40 years.

It’s just history, folks. KLOE.

Lemon Face: Raptors/Bulls

Just, just all of it. At least 11 NCAA men’s basketball games on Saturday ended in a higher total score than this game did. On the bright side, I suppose the awful offensive play means that NBA fans, for once, can make the argument that their brand of basketball includes “better defense” than the college ranks.

Lion Face: Jason Kidd

Playing in his first game in nine days, Kidd turned in the quintessential Jason Kidd-performance. He only scored twice for five points, but he only shot twice. He only accumulated six assists, but he did it in just 30 minutes and matched it with six steals. He grabbed a few rebounds, turned the ball over a couple times, then joined Dirk on the bench to enjoy the rest of a 99-60 laugher against the Kings.

Lemon Face: Tyreke Evans and Jimmer Fredette, twins

Guess which line belongs to which player:

Player A: 3 points, 1-for-8 field goal shooting, 3 rebounds, 2 assists, 1 steal, 1 turnover

Player B: 3 points, 1-for-8 field goal shooting, 3 rebounds, 3 assists, 2 steals, 4 turnovers

Give up? The correct answer is, “Can we still blame Paul Westphal for this mess?” And while I’m not exactly happy that you answered my question with a question, the answer to your question is, “Why not?”

Lion Face: Enes Kanter

Kanter knows why he’s here –  to rebound the ball. He serves other purposes, of course, but that’s because he chooses to operate outside of the constraints of his Turkish operating system.* Kanter snagged eight boards in less than 20 minutes on the floor; on the year, his Total Rebound Rate is 22.1%. That’s fourth among players averaging at least ten minutes per game.

*Which, I’m fairly certain, is a DOS-based system coupled with literal tons of cigarette smoke and a “European or not?” identity crisis.

Instanbul, Constantinople – it really doesn’t matter. Enes Kanter is a giant.

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Lemon Face: Anyone who doesn’t like “They Might Be Giants”

No explanation necessary.