This needed to be shared immediately. It’s nice to remember that basketball is awesome.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Qbo0WqvOI
(h/t @seth_rosenthal and @DrewUnga)
This needed to be shared immediately. It’s nice to remember that basketball is awesome.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Qbo0WqvOI
(h/t @seth_rosenthal and @DrewUnga)
“Player X will consider going overseas and everybody wants to sign him because everything is going to work out just fine for everybody”
As the slippery slope of the NBA lockout has become greasy with the oily remains of what was once a promising 2011-2012, players and agents have been scrambling for leverage against the machine that is David Stern and his constituents.
Most leverage-gaining mechanisms were effective almost exclusively in creating rage. From the decertification that was 4 months late (and not entirely necessary) to the downright obnoxious “Let Us Play” twitter campaign to Nick Young and JaVale McGee eating a whole lot of cinnamon (I have to assume that this is not something they tend to do without trying to trick their negotiating partners into submission), we have watched solemnly as players harm themselves in the name of the greater good, decrying the better days when the entertaining likes of Morris Peterson and Jamaal Tinsley were still among us. David Stern has watched with us, and has responded in his typical snobby, bemused manner, usually cocking his head ever so slightly to the side and trying very hard not to look like something that isn’t a self-aggrandizing amphibian.
One of these methods has been the threat of playing overseas. “We are the product!”, say the players, “if the NBA refuses to reap the benefits from our other-worldly talents, other leagues will!”. And so, nearly every single one of the NBA’s 450 players has been linked to this team or that team in a country that is very far away.
The general response to this has been some kind of stifled chuckle. NBA players are, indeed, the best in the world at their craft, but acquiring them does not come without risk for a team of foreign lands. The adjustment to a different style of basketball – heck, a different style of continental mainland – is a hard one, and in order to make it, an NBA player would usually ask for a substantial amount of cash. With European teams usually intent on finalizing their rosters as early as possible, hesitant of taking the risk of building an entire squad around a guy who will leave once Billy and Davy say “ding”, and generally hurting from an economy that is hardly being kind, spots on European teams are few and between.
Or are they?
I agree, in general, with the sentiment stated in the above paragraph. It falls in line with just about every convention in European basketball. There is nothing that scares a European squad more than signing a 20-something player who has never played professionally outside of the US – the fluctuations are too random, the risk too high. You can never know when such a thing works out – just look at Lithuania’s Zalgiris Kaunas, some sort of Bizarro Basketball Land where Ty Lawson and Sonny Weems are teammates but somehow Weems is playing fantastically and Lawson struggles to make a positive impact.
But this situation is nothing like anything else Europe has ever encountered. For starters, the marketing potential of any NBA guy is enormous, whether he’s good or not – the two weeks J.J. Hickson spent in Israel involved way more hype than any NBA player who has ever come over to the Israeli League save for Jordan Farmar, and J.J. is aggressively subpar as far as NBA standards go – with Farmar standing proudly above him in the magnificent realms of mediocrity. Teams will be hesitant to bring over NBA players.
But how about former Euroleague guys? Finances aside, what’s the risk there? Guys like the Gasols, Luis Scola, Manu Ginobili, Jose Calderon, etc. have dominated European play in the past. The adjustment has already been made years ago. The only risk is cash – and hey, if your team can improve dramatically, is it really a risk? Apparently, teams say no. A flood of European players are returning to where they came from: Andrei Kirilenko and Nicolas Batum have been the best players in Europe so far this season, Tony Parker is paying himself but a few pennies to play for the team he owns, and guys like Nikola Pekovic, Rudy Fernandez, Danilo Gallinari, and Ersan Ilyasova are having a good time running the show on their old stomping grounds.
And once this happens? Then you get the peer-pressure. Consider, if you will, the NBA trade deadline of 2008. After Boston swung for the fences with the Ray Allen-Kevin Garnett combo, and after Los Angeles borrowed Pau Gasol from Memphis and “forgot” to give him back, the entire league was sent into a tailspin. The ensuing arms race saw the Phoenix Suns – then the West’s best team – trade a key piece in Shawn Marion for a 360 pound gamble in Shaquille O’Neal, and the Dallas Mavericks – 1 year removed from 67 wins, 2 years removed from the finals – parting with young stalwart Devin Harris for an aging Jason Kidd, who, may I remind you, was still very much jumperless Ason.
A similar situation could take place here. If the Gasol brothers come home to Barcelona – already one of Europe’s top basketball teams – what do you think their bitter rival, Real Madrid, says? “No thank you, Rudy Fernandez and Serge Ibaka are enough”? Hell no! They swing for the Dwights and the LaMarcuses and the Dirks – anybody who can top that Catalan splash, both on the court and off it. And once a strong Real is even stronger, what say CSKA Moscow, or Maccabi Tel Aviv, or Panathinaikos? These are teams that dominate their domestic competitions, and their entire existence is built around the prospect of capturing the Euroleague crown. You think they’ll give it away just because bringing a really really really good player costs a lot of money? What about the Turkish squads Anadolu Efes, Fenerbahce Ulker, and Galatasaray, all three based in Istanbul, who are gunning for the Euroleague title this year more than ever because their hometown is this year’s host of the tournament’s Final Four?
Eventually, a trickle-down effect could happen. The elite clubs will bring in the all-stars, because they can afford to put up the cash for all-world, no-risk guys. The middle-rungs, desperate to keep some sort of reasonable striking distance from the ever rising cream of the crop, will take their best shot at the next tier of NBA talent. And the bad teams will be faced with very disappointed fan bases, and very shiny NBA scrap heaps. What do you think they do?
Make no mistake, despite the simplistic breakdown, this is hardly a sure thing. The entire continent may be a giant stack of dominoes, but it is a stable one, and will require more than one ignition point to go tumbling over. Furthermore, the entire deal is moot unless NBA players really do agree to substantial pay cuts. Then again, $100,000 a year is better than getting paid nothing out of your 5 million NBA contract. And we keep hearing how much players truly just want to play. This could be the place they show it. Stick it to those owners by fulfilling the prophecies from the Nike commercials – and make a few extra of those on the way, because you now have another language your fans want to hear you speak in.
Europe could be that outlet. It needs to agree to be that outlet first, and there is a very big chance that it passes entirely. But my bet is that it at least perks up an ear. If the season truly is canceled – thus removing the risk of handing NBA outs, which is one of the biggest, if not THE biggest detriment to these much rumored deals – teams would be foolish not to, at the very least, explore their options. And at this stage in the negotiations, a few more options are really the only thing players are asking for.
First off, an apology. I was mostly detached from the world of basketball this week, and the only game I actually caught live was Hapoel Jerusalem vs. Maccabi Ashdod. However, we won’t tip off with that one, because it’s impossible to go anywhere Israeli basketball without mentioning that Sylven Landesberg is hotter than anti-NBA litigation.
After scoring a combined 61 points in the past two weeks, Landesberg one-upped himself in Maccabi Haifa’s 104-94 win over Barak Netanya. The game was supposed to be notable for being the Haifa debut of former NBAer Qyntel Woods, but the forward who struggled to find any sort of rhythm, finishing with 2 points on 1-5 shooting (though his one made shot was a banked mid-ranger while being fouled after a beautifully executed spin move) and 5 boards in 18 rather passive minutes.
Instead, it was all Sylven, as the swingman went off for 35 and threw in 8 boards for good measure. Landesberg  scored everywhere and in every way – behind the arc (3 for 5), getting to the line (perfect on 10 attempts), and just generally wreaking havoc. Landesberg continues to display major scoring abilities with every passing week, and if this continues, the Israeli national team won’t be the only one who will be very hot after his services.
Landesberg was hardly the only player to score big, though, as the entire game featured very little defense, with the two teams shooting a combined 53% from the field, to go with 70 (!) combined free throw attempts. It was the sort of high-octane business that leads to turbulent scores, and indeed, after an even first half, Netanya ran to a quick double digit lead early in the 3rd behind the hot scoring of Christian Burns (28 on 15 shots, 11 for 11 from the line), Adrian Banks (22 on 12 shots), and Miami product Brian Asbury (21 on 10 shots).
However, behind the trio of Landesberg, Carlos Powell (23 on 7-15 shooting, as well as 5 boards and 5 assists, albeit 6 turnovers) and Sean Williams (who was as Sean Williamsy as always with 16 points on 6-6 shooting, 10 boards, 4 blocks, and – of course – 5 fouls) raced to a dominant 34-19 fourth. Netanya, 4 games into league play, are still winless.
Hapoel Jerusalem hosted Craig Brackins and Maccabi Ashdod on Saturday night, and overcame yet another anemic first half to bang out an 84-73 win. Brackins struggled with his shot, going 5 for 13 from the field for a needed-if-inefficient 15 points, but was flanked by even more inefficiency from Ramel Bradley (21 points, but 5-15 from the field) the insane athleticism of Alex Tyus. I’ve already mentioned that I don’t believe Tyus has much basketball skill beyond jumping, but he jumped like crazy Saturday night, dominating the boards and the air around them all night long. Tyus finished with 16 points and a matching 16 rebounds, with his only forays after the paint manifesting in 2 clanged jumpers. Seriously – 8 made shots, none of them more than 2 feet away.
Hapoel, on the other hand, witnessed the unexpected revival of Luke Jackson. The Oregon product has struggled with a combination of a bad fitting team (it’s hard to be an off-ball shooting threat for a team that is allergic to running plays) and general apathy, but he got open shots and converted, scoring 18 points on 9 shots (5-7 from three). The awkwardly effective small forwards didn’t end there, though, as Dan Grunfeld regained his touch with a solid all-around performance of 14 points, 6 rebounds, and the sort of floor-spacing, defensive positioning, and general smartitude that doesn’t come up in the box score.
D.J. Strawberry had 15 of his own, making 3 of 6 threes, which really makes me wonder how his jumper was so bad that it literally kicked him out of the NBA (though he struggled elsewhere, going 2-6 for 2 point shots and only 2-4 from the line to bring him to a disappointing 67% for the season), and Yuval Naimi did his “bad-first-half-inefficiently-effective-second-half-offense” routine with 11.
Hapoel then started off their Eurocup campaign on the wrong foot, losing 80-71 to Ukranian squad B.C. Donetsk. This game wasn’t broadcasted anywhere, so I couldn’t watch it and this made me very sad. Strawberry was once again the main offensive option, going for 22 on 15 shots, and Naimi added 17 on 13 shots, but apparently, nobody else was much help at all. Randomness alert: Donetsk got 9 points and 7 boards from Darnell Jackson. Hilarious.
Please note that Jarvis Varnado was disturbingly absent from both of these game summaries – though I feel like he’s a very good fit with Brian Randle in the frontcourt, both of them displaying great passing skills down low and elite shot-blocking ability, he totaled only 25 minutes in both games combined. Box scores don’t really tell the story with players of Varnado’s ilk, and I feel like the team’s defense is clearly much better with him, but as long as he continues to get the ball in the post and be expected to create, coach Oded Katash will continue to have an artificial reason to be displeased with him. This, too, makes me sad.
Maccabi Tel Aviv and Jordan Farmar had their bye week in the Israeli league, but they hardly looked rested in a 69-59 win against Belgacom Spirou which was quite disgusting. Farmar struggled after 2 straight elite weeks, making only 2 of 7 shots and registering 5 turnovers. The affair was so horrible that Lior Eliyahu (15) and David Blu (12) were the only two Maccabi players to score in double figures. But the bigger Maccabi news comes from Omri Casspi, who, after months of rumors, finally agreed to re-join his home club if the entire NBA season is canceled. Casspi won’t join the team now, but if (when? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO US OWNERS) David Stern bangs his gavel one final time, Omri will return home around January. From the Belgian side, it seems Jiri Welsch is terrible no matter where he goes, scoring a whopping 5 points in 30 minutes and still being near-invisible levels pale.
Elsewhere, Bnei HaSharon continues to sink, losing 76-74 to Maccabi HaBik’a. LaceDarius Dunn was typically brilliant, scoring 29 on 15 shots, and Tweety Carter was once again helpful with 21, but with nothing else going on, small forward/everybody’s best friend Danilo Pinnock (19, 8 and 7) sealed the game with a last second floater in the lane. Rashaun Freeman added 19 of his own, on a dominant 9 of 11 shooting. Finally, red-hot Ironi Ashkelon beat Hapoel Holon 91-87, in yet another game that I wish I had actually watched. Stupid lack of league pass for things that aren’t the NBA. Come back, NBA. Come back.
Some say the end is near.
Some say we’ll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this…-Tool - Ænima
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Over the next few days, this Lockout is likely either going to end, or we are all going to die. OK fine, that’s over-dramatic. But if the players do indeed decertify, the NBA (at least as we know it) could cease to exist. On top of that, it could be years (yes, years plural) before we see professional basketball again. As such, this feels as an appropriate a time as any to determine the winners and the losers of the 2011 NBA Lockout.
Winners:
Just kidding. There are only losers. We’ll go through those now.
Losers:
Defense: So since there’s no NBA, but still a wealth of NBA players who, you know, like to play basketball, the Summer/Fall has been filled with charity and semi-pro-league games. These exhibitions generally serve as glorified highlight contests, or layup-line extravaganzas (the effort is eerily similar). So while we do get tons of alley oops and 40-footers, there is a complete and total lack of anything resembling defense. This would be fine except it turns out that crazy dunks and 60 point scoring performances become much less captivating when no one’s guarding you. I mean, yesterday I dropped 75 points and did a 360 dunk on my 5-foot Fisher-Price hoop while playing my 5 year old cousin. Who’s interested in the highlights? (Did I mention my cousin has a crazy, Biyombo like wingspan? Kid has got a real future.)
David Stern: I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I actually feel really bad for David Stern. His ridiculous ego and snarky attitude annoy me to no end but, I do believe he’s very disappointed with how the negotiations have gone. Unfortunately, much of the dialogue surrounding the lockout has placed the blame squarely on Stern’s shoulders. As the commissioner and face of this league, he certainly deserves his fair share of criticism, but it also should be recognized he’s had his hands tied by the hardline owners. While it’s impossible to know for sure, it does feel as though Stern has done significant work in order to bring a viable proposal to the players. Does it still fall woefully short in many ways? Absolutely. But I don’t think that’s entirely Stern’s fault. Still, if this lockout does completely blow up and the players do decertify, no one’s legacy will take more of a hit than Stern’s.
Michael Jordan: Michael Jordan is a d***. Yes, he’s the greatest basketball player of all time. That doesn’t mean we have to sit here and pretend he’s a good person. He went through most of his career acting like a complete jerk and he continues to do the same as an owner. You don’t believe me? It’s really simple math: Bitter, egotistical Hall of Fame speech + Hitler mustache + openly criticizing/ rallying against a system you helped create and profited greatly from = not being likable in any way. Boom, science. On a related note…
Jordan Brand: Look, Nick Young isn’t wearing any of their shoes anymore, and if Nick Young is out on something, I’m out on it too. (It’s the same reason I haven’t passed in ANY basketball game since 2009.)
Bloggers: If you haven’t noticed, it’s really hard to write about basketball when there’s no basketball being played. I’m writing a winners and losers column, for God’s sake.
The Fans: There’s a lot to be upset about. We don’t have basketball, and even if we do get it we’re without J.R. Smith. There’s the fact that while we are without a doubt an important part of professional basketball, we have absolutely no say in the negotiating process. Our interests haven’t been represented, and there’s been little to no concern over some of the issues we’d like to see fixed. Not only are we completely powerless but we’re being reminded we’re insignificant through the marring of this beautiful game that used to bring so much joy to all of our lives. That’s depressing, there’s really no other word for it.
Rajon Rondo: Because it’s clear the man has psychic abilities.
Hope: That’s right, hope is dead. Barack Obama just shed a tear. It’s over, we had a good run, but there’s really no reason to have any kind of optimism anymore. During the summer we could at least talk ourselves into there being lots of time left, and other vaguely positive things. Nope, we shall do that no more. I’ve thrown away all my non-black clothing and deleted all upbeat music of any kind. I suggest you do the same.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_igY-nCrcw
If some ego-destroying miracle were to happen and the lockout ended this week, the league would be pushing for the season to start on December 15th for a 72-game season. The regular season would end a week later than usual, thus pushing the end of the playoffs a week later as well. If more rest time is given for the playoffs, then the Finals could end even later. On the conservative end, we would be looking at the NBA Finals scheduled through the 3rd week of June.
Now on paper, I’d love to see 72 games played + a full set of playoffs that takes me later into the summer and helps me avoid watching the Indians and/or the Nationals strive for mediocrity. Plus after all the waiting, boredom, and stress we basketball fans had to endure during the lockout, it’d be fantastic if the impact on the season’s length was minimal.
However, a 72-game season starting in mid-December is a TERRIBLE idea. Today is November 14th. If the season were to start December 15th, that would mean the league has 31 days to do 1) Free Agency, 2) training camp, and 3) pre-season. Then they’d have to start playing meaningful games. Games that affect playoff and draft positioning. Back to back to back games that would tire starters out to the point where all those people that prefer college basketball to the NBA would be able to point to games being played without defense and say “Hey look! NBA players don’t play defense!” And they’d be right (OH THE HUMANITY)! Because who in their right mind, with being as tired as they would be, wouldn’t save some energy on a jog back downcourt? Kurt Helin said it best:
What we saw in 1999 was guys who got tired and it showed more on the defensive end. Basically, things got sloppy. This is a longer version of that so expect more guys missing games with minor injuries, and expect some stretches of play where coaches will want to burn the tape (if they still used tape).
“What does a 72-game season look like? Packed like sardines, ProBasketballTalk
Starting a season too quickly after a lockout also means that players that normally would have been in the care of arguably the world’s best physical trainers are coming back to play without being fully recovered from the past season. Just ask Chris Cooley, an athlete whose sport also underwent a lockout this past year:
I feel 100 percent that I’m a casualty for the season of the lockout… I think it was a shame that they didn’t let players who had surgery spend time with the doctors and trainers they trust on daily basis, I wish I could’ve.
“Chris Cooley: Lockout cost me season,” Associated Press via ESPN.com
A similar season-condensing mistake was made because of the 1999 lockout, and asterisk-loving critics everywhere don’t give that season and its accolades due credit. Oh, and lets not forget that extending the playoffs later into June reduces the amount of training time that USA Basketball gets before the London Olympics begin on July 27th.
As much as it pains me to say it, this is too much basketball over too few months. I prefer quality over quantity. I like getting bang for my buck. I’m a reasonable man. Get off my case.