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“What Just Happened?”

Well, I’m glad everyone made it out alive, and I hope everyone realizes what they witnessed.

The 2011 NBA Draft became nothing more than a platform for the Minnesota Timberwolves and their endless volley of draft picks that flew in every direction possible. Confusing doesn’t begin to describe the situation as picks, rights, names, and faces were all shuffled, leaving most of us in a thick cloud of dust not knowing what the hell just happened. But something did happen. Something improbable. Minnesota got better. (Maybe.)

Of course, the bulk of their improvement is due to their uncontroversial selection of Derrick Williams. He was the safe pick, and very well could be the right one. I’ve never been too enamored with his game, and if there’s one thing that defines my perception of him, it’s doubt.

I doubt his position, kind of. I was weary of his ability to play at the small forward spot, but the problem is not nearly as glaring as the situation Marcus Morris put himself in. There are still questions to be answered though. He’s talked about being more comfortable in the perimeter, but does that take away from one of his best qualities (drawing fouls) as a player? Can he be an effective slasher without exceptional footspeed at the NBA level? As a prospect, Blake Griffin was a power forward who could spend time at center. Physically, compared to Griffin, they are remarkably similar. An inch in height and three pounds separate their combine measurements, and both players play with about the same maximum vertical height (taking into consideration height, max vertical, and standing reach).

Both are fantastic athletes, but what sets Griffin apart is the hyper-fluidity of his movements, the extent of which Williams can’t quite match. Williams’ dunks with a running start off two feet are positively Blake-esque, but not so exceptional elsewhere. Granted, his offensive repertoire is more well-rounded at this point in their respective careers, but Williams lacks Griffin’s creativity and prodigy. It’s an unfair comparison, but one to keep in mind. Griffin has maximized his gifts to become a true power forward. With distinct similarities, shouldn’t Williams be doing the same?

Defensively, Griffin hasn’t yet become a plus defender either. However, unlike Williams next season, he has very good weakside help. But he hasn’t spelled out his doom just yet. Williams doesn’t have a freakish wingspan, but it’s above average and when combined with his strength, it should be enough to guard most small forwards in the league. If he proves to be adequate, everything is rosy. His offensive prowess would surely lessen the blow of lackluster defense. But things tend to go wrong in Minnesota. And if Derrick Williams wakes up and sees Michael Beasley staring back at him in the mirror, the Wolves are back to where they started.

For the last few months, I haven’t been able to type his name without checking Google to make sure I didn’t get his last name wrong. It’s a name that just sounds too familiar — the first name shares likeness with one of the biggest superstars in the league today in Derrick Rose, and the last name with Deron Williams, which happens to sound nearly identical to Derrick Williams. What’s in a name? Nothing and everything. But it’s what people hear before they see the skills. It’s the carrier of adoring praise and overwhelming burdens. And I fear that if Derrick Williams isn’t a very good player, I’ll be looking at his name on a statsheet one day wishing he was someone else.

Of course, that was only in the first 20 minutes of the draft. Then over the course of three hours, the Wolves made sure to take as many steps as possible to acquire three future draft picks.  It started with trading formerly coveted guard Jonny Flynn, which came off as a startling admission from GM David Kahn that he is indeed aware of his errors, and not just a man far removed from reality. And that’s a start. It really is.

So Flynn and the No. 20 pick were traded to the Houston Rockets and became Brad Miller, No. 23 and No. 38. Then No. 23 became No. 28 and No. 43. Then No. 28 became No. 31.  No. 31 became cash, and remember No. 38? It changed its mind and limped its way back to Houston.

If that’s too convoluted — and it’s it is entirely too convoluted — the tangible additions to next season’s Wolves are Brad Miller and the No. 43. Brad Miller recently had microfracture surgery and he’s old. As for the No. 43? Well…

After three years of toil in Ben Howland’s system, the chains and shackles are off for Malcolm Lee. In three years at UCLA, Lee watched as the hype turned to scrutiny, which ultimately turned to ambivalence. He went from being a high-flying act in high school to a no-frills off-guard at UCLA. There was nothing spectacular about his college campaign, but what he developed should show immediately during training camp. At 6’5″ and a lean 200 pounds, Lee has enough size to guard both backcourt positions, a noteworthy skill he possessed back in high school that only got better by his junior year. He is an NBA-caliber defender right now with long arms and quick feet. Strength has always been an issue with Lee, but he’s taken a lot of time to tone and build muscle in his upper body, evidenced by his 17 reps in the bench pressing portion of the Pre-Draft Combine — only two less than fellow rookie teammate Derrick Williams, who recorded the highest number of reps in the combine, and easily outweighs Lee by at least 50 pounds.

Offensively at UCLA, Lee scored off the ball on dribble handoffs and diving into the paint. While he still needs to work on his strength to finish near the rim at the NBA level, Lee is extremely athletic and has great body control, which should help with the learning curve. In workout interviews, Lee specifically mentioned his desire to learn the ins and outs of the pick and roll, seeing himself as a point guard. With Ricky Rubio and Luke Ridnour perfectly capable at the 1, that might not be imperative, but Lee can create for himself and others, something that’s been missing on the roster for years. Most importantly, Lee finds himself transplanted from a slow and methodical UCLA team to one of the fastest teams in the league. But if UCLA teaches anything to its NBA prospects, it’s how to adapt. Though it’s not hard to adapt to an environment that was once your domain.

Is Lee a perfect fit? No, but how many players on the team are? Outside of Rubio and Kevin Love who are the pure in their positions, the Wolves are a band of players who would probably be better off playing a different position.

“I can assure you it won’t fit perfectly.”

- David Kahn saying obvious things during the post-draft press conference

Damn right it won’t. Kahn is heavily banking on the power of versatility, but at some point, some semblance of a hierarchy has to be established. But I guess that’s for another time. There’s no room for negativity killing this post-draft euphoria, and no room for projecting the likelihood of Kahn trading Lee for a veteran just for the sake of getting older. Because as it stands right now, the Minnesota Timberwolves got better after the draft. Of course, on draft night it felt like watching a million torpedoes launching in different directions threatening to destroy everything, but somehow they didn’t. Somehow, in the end, the Timberwolves were unscathed.

…An improvement as only David Kahn could produce.

(Just so it’s clear, I’ve taken the liberty of ignoring the whole ‘Ta(n/r)guy Ngombo is actually a really old dude’ situation. He was never going to step on the court, so I thought of it as an entertaining sideshow/non-event.)

The KAHHN Artist

Here’s the transcript

David Kahn: “I have never– I haven’t seen a big man pass like [Darko].  He really does pass like Vlade, in that respect. Absolutely. He’s a Great Passing Big ManTM. And, you know, Vlade will be the first person to tell you that.”

Chris Webber: “HA! Wow. Wow. Like Vlade Divac… Woah.”

I mentioned earlier on Twitter that Kahn’s declaration was full of fail. Darko has a very pedestrian 7.2 percent career assist percentage while Webber (20.2 ast pct) and Divac (16.0 ast pct) should be insulted by the insinuation that they’re anywhere close to being in the same class.  But it’s one thing for Kahn to make such a claim on TV, but it’s another thing to say it directly to Chris Webber who played with Divac for six seasons in Sacramento, not to mention Webber is one of the most gifted passing big men of all time.

To see the enormous divide between Darko and Webber, consider that Darko’s single best season in assist percentage (10.7 pct)  was far lower than Webber’s worst (16.4 pct).

But I didn’t stop there. I decided to switch directions and head down a more subjective path of research.  I hit up YouTube to find some evidence that Darko deserves to be mentioned in the same breath as Webber and Divac.  And this is what I found.

Divac to Chris Webber:

[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_cJCbBcBks&feature=related]

Webber to Divac:

[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBiwwb7FuNg]

Darko to… Kurt Rambis (seriously this is all I could find):

[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17IjrYNjexA]

Kahn Re-Signs Darko For Four Years: Cue Shatner

So here we are. It’s been joked about and threatened on the internet, in the papers and around the league for a while.

Darko Milicic has been such a disappointment in this league that he’s been a running joke for seven seasons now. That’s right; he’s been running longer than The Office, 30 Rock, and is three seasons away from being a longer running comedy than Seinfeld.

Now a lot of that is unfair scrutiny on Darko Milicic and he really shouldn’t be the ire of ridicule amongst basketball fans. It’s not his fault he was taken second in a draft that put him ahead of Carmelo Anthony, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, Chris Kaman, David West, Boris Diaw, Travis Outlaw, Kirk Hinrich, TJ Ford, Leandro Barbosa, Kendrick Perkins and Josh Howard. It’s not his fault that as an unproven and relatively unknown prospect he didn’t fall to the second round like Rashard Lewis and Maciej Lampe. None of that is his fault and he shouldn’t be criticized for something Joe Dumars reached on.

Just like with this new contract with the Timberwolves. He’s signing a four-year, $20 million deal to probably be the starting center for the Wolves. It’s not his fault he was offered this insane contract. It’s not his fault David Kahn’s comically incompetent stylings have lead to Darko Milicic’s agent doing back flips and pinching himself to make sure this isn’t a dream.

Darko isn’t a bad player and I’m not opposed to him being on the Wolves. He’s also not a good player and not someone I want getting an almost fully guaranteed four-year commitment. People don’t even like agreeing to a two-year plan to get a new cell phone and the Wolves have doubled that with Darko. The money isn’t bad either; it’s just unnecessary.

Here’s what they’ll try to sell you on with Darko: he’s the defensive presence the Wolves have needed inside. Here’s the problem with that sales pitch: it’s a load of crap.

In his time with the Wolves last season, Darko was ranked 420th in the NBA in Points Per Possession given up defensively (according to Synergy Sports). 420th!!!! If all of the teams in the NBA had a full 15-man roster then there would be 450 players. And that means only 30 guys would be worse than Darko at defense. In the post, he was a lot better at a ranking of 215th. I’m sorry but that doesn’t exactly scream progress to me.

I like the fact that the Wolves are bringing Nikola Pekovic over from Europe. He’s shown some decent promise by putting up big scoring numbers for such a young big man. The problem is that the importing of Pekovic and the re-signing of Darko Milicic is what David Kahn had to do to justify trading away Al Jefferson. While Al Jefferson isn’t exactly the messiah in post player form, he’s certainly much better than the two options being brought in to replace him.

Some will argue that Al Jefferson being replaced by Darko is an upgrade on defense. But looking back at Synergy Sports, Al Jefferson ranked 278th in overall defense and 187th in post defense. He’s not exactly making Bill Russell watch his legacy here but at the same time, he was better than Darko defensively. So how can that be an upgrade?

The Milicic move is just an example of faking progress and it’s something that bad decision-makers do in the NBA. They give guys unnecessary contracts and pitch them as reclamation projects on the verge of boosting a franchise when in reality it’s just a way to distract people from focusing on the two horrible drafts you’ve executed in your one year on the job. Darko Milicic is an okay player. He’s not an answer or a cure-all for a team. He’s not a guy I would eat up precious cap space with for four years, ESPECIALLY when there is a new collective bargaining agreement coming in a year and everybody assumes the cap flexibility is going to get a lot tighter.

And this is where we are with the Wolves. There is not an ounce of foresight in the decision-making that goes on. A year ago, we were pitched two point guards with back-to-back picks in the first six picks of the draft. Overall, there were five guards (four of them point guards) selected. Kevin Love and Al Jefferson went through trade value assassinations over the last few months and instead of bringing in the proper dominant big man or defensive presence to balance out their weaknesses, the team decided to take four small forwards in the draft and elicit numerous five-year plan jokes over the past week. Now, they’re carving out an increasingly precious amount of cap space for a guy that doesn’t defend better than what they have, is worse offensively and was on the verge of going back to Europe because nobody wanted to play with him.

The worst part about it is Kevin Pritchard is just sitting out there, waiting for a job offer to be tossed his way. Putting him in the same division of the team that fired him would guarantee you getting the most genius and diabolical team building we’ve seen in a long time. Instead, we’re left with a guy who flips D-League franchises like they’re used cars, alienates every single coworker and colleague he has and then performs personnel moves that are so abhorrent that they can only be correctly classified as espionage.

I’m not mad at Darko one bit. He was offered way more money and way more years than he’s worth or proven to deserve and he took the contract. We’d all do the exact same thing. I’m mad at the smug face with incompetent motives and execution that is single-handedly keeping a two-second clip from a sci-fi movie that came out nearly 30 years ago preserved like it’s saturated in formaldehyde.

This move likely means the trading of Al Jefferson, whose trade value was ultimately shattered over the past two weeks when David Kahn shopped him around for anybody and everybody that has ever picked up a basketball before. He’s found a way to shoot himself in the foot with these upcoming trade negotiations before he even picked up the gun. I don’t know why any of this surprises me anymore. Actually, the sad thing is that it doesn’t. You expect to be defeated before anything even happens. It’s depressing. It’s life as a David Kahn Refugee.

Now if you’ll excuse me…

NBA Draft Day Best and Worst Scenarios For The Top 10

For the most part, I hate predictions and I hate trying to make mock drafts. It’s so much work that can be completely obliterated by one single trade or Moment of Kahn.

But in honor of the NBA Draft tonight, I just can’t hold my excitement. I have to do some type of predicting so I bring you the best and worst case scenario for each of the top 10 picks in the draft. Here is my version of a Mock Draft:

#1 – Washington Wizards
Best-Case Scenario: John Wall. Wall is seriously coming into the league with a gas can and a book of matches. He’s going to burn this place to the ground. He’s quicker than just about everything. He has fast-twitch muscles in his legs that resemble pogo sticks. He has great reach and can finish with the best of them. He’s going to be a very incredible defender. No, he’s not a great shooter but that’s not necessary right away to be successful as a point guard in this league. The Wizards needed a rebirth after the Gilbert Arenas fiasco last season and are getting that tonight. Enjoy, District of Colombians.

Worst-Case Scenario: Someone cut the phone line. Really the only way the Wizards can have a bad moment here is if the phones don’t work, time runs out on their pick and Philly gets to swoop in and make their selection first.

#2 – Philadelphia 76ers
Best-Case Scenario: Aside from faulty AT&T service from Washington, the best-case for Philly is still to grab Evan Turner. Turner is one of those Brandon Roy-type of players that can do it all and do it all well. He’s probably never going to be a Top 5 player in the NBA but he also probably won’t be far from it either. Turner will be a triple-double waiting to happen once he gets handed the reigns. He gives the Sixers a lot of different options on the floor until the Sixers decide what to do with Iguodala.

Worst-Case Scenario: Doug Collins being the next head co… Oops! Ok, maybe the Eddie Jordan hire wasn’t great. Personally, I think he was a pretty good coach in Sacramento and for the most part when he was Washington. But the fit seemed pretty bad in Philadelphia after a short time there. The problem for the Sixers is they have no direction. Switching coaches three times in three years is not a recipe for success. And now they’ve hired a guy that had a rough go of it the last time he was in charge of a team. This has disaster written all over it.

#3 – New Jersey Nets
Best-Case Scenario: Derrick Favors. Favors seems to be the smartest pick here even though I don’t think he’s the best player available. He’ll play much better next to Brook Lopez than DeMarcus Cousins probably can and he’ll be very active on the glass. Favors can probably become an All-Star caliber power forward in the East and help continue to develop a nice young core with Harris, Lopez, Lee and Favors to entice a top-level free agent this summer. While I don’t think Favors is in that category of being able to change the game in any way, he seems like a great fit and a nice prospect for Nets fans to watch grow.

Worst-Case Scenario: Those Wesley Johnson rumors were ugly and that’s the worst-case scenario for the Nets at this point. Wesley isn’t a bad player. He just shouldn’t be the third pick in any draft. Plus, with Wes being the pick at number three it probably would have meant Carlos Boozer was going to be the target in free agency this summer. Sure, you’re be improving a team that barely won 12 games this season but not enough to make fans want to give a damn.

#4 – Minnesota Timberwolves
Best-Case Scenario: David Kahn forgets what day it is and doesn’t accompany the Wolves front office in making a selection. Look at the damage he’s done over the last couple of days. He claimed that it would be hard for him to screw this draft up (without realizing that those were verbal daggers into my eardrums). Then he almost traded Al Jefferson for Zach Randolph. You know, David… if you don’t want me to be a fan of the team, you just have to say so. No need to drag all of the other fans into this. Just ask me to leave.

Worst-Case Scenario: David Kahn remembers what day it is. HE ALMOST TRADED AL JEFFERSON FOR ZACH RANDOLPH!!!!! This is astounding to me. What’s the best year Zach Randolph has ever had in this league? And I’m not talking pure stats but an overall sense of worth. It had to be last season and the Grizzlies didn’t even make the playoffs. Kahn was about to put Randolph and Love together in the frontcourt with Darko Milicic as the hand that rocks the cradle. How was this ever considered? Some GMs have a knack for the NBA Draft and the others run my favorite team. UGH.

#5 – Sacramento Kings
Best-Case Scenario: DeMarcus Cousins. There isn’t a better option for the Kings. He’s more important on this team than even Evan Turner could be. The Kings need a monster inside. DeMarcus Cousins is easily capable of being that monster. With the way I saw Coach Westphal handle different things this past season, I think he can deal with Cousins’ legendary temper. Yes, there is a good chance that Cousins will be a malcontent in his first go-around with the league and might need a change of scenery at some point to reform. But if that doesn’t happen and he just gets it right away, the Kings would be set with a phenomenal post player and an unstoppable guard.

Worst-Case Scenario: DeMarcus Cousins comes to the team and the Kings decide to bring in John Calipari to be the new head coach. No, this has no chance of happening. But it crossed my mind when trying to find a worst-case scenario and it was either that or writing about Cole Aldrich here. I don’t really feel like writing about Cole right now.

#6 – Golden State Warriors
Best-Case Scenario: Ekpe Udoh. Udoh isn’t the best player available by any means and he’s probably going to be difficult to watch on offense. But the Warriors need someone to protect the basket and I don’t think you can find anyone better in this draft than Udoh to do that. Udoh can block and challenge a lot of shots throughout a game. With the way the Warriors play defense, he’ll probably lead the league in both blocks and fouls as a rookie. Five per game for each wouldn’t be out of the question.

Worst-Case Scenario: Charlie Bell is your starting center. It’s Nellie’s last year (presumably). You don’t think he’ll go out guns blazing and trying to leave his mark on the game of basketball? Charlie Bell at center does that.

#7 – Detroit Pistons
Best-Case Scenario: Trade up and go get Cousins! I just don’t understand what the problem is here. The Wolves are willing to deal the fourth pick. I know they say they aren’t but there has to be a package available for the Pistons to move up. Prince, #7 and Summers/Daye would most likely get the job done. How could you not pull the trigger on that deal if you’re Detroit? What’s the hold up? Nostalgia? Get over it! Go get your star of the future. It’s the only way for this team to be relevant for the next four years (coincidentally, that’s when Charlie V’s and Ben G’s contracts expire).

Worst-Case Scenario: Last summer. No, they can’t repeat what happened last summer but they also can’t get away from it for another four years. They are stuck in standings limbo as they watch other teams make moves with cap flexibility all around them.

#8 – Los Angeles Clippers
Best-Case Scenario: (Insert Donald Sterling’s demise joke here)

Worst-Case Scenario: (Insert Donald Sterling staying as the owner joke here)



#9 – Utah Jazz
Best-Case Scenario: Still can’t believe they have this pick and the Knicks don’t. Xavier Henry is the best move for the Jazz here. He’s probably a year or two away from truly being a contributor in this league but the idea of him and Deron Williams in the same backcourt together is pretty fun. Jazz really can’t screw this pick up because it’s free talent for them. Thanks again, Isaiah.

Worst-Case Scenario: Re-signing Carlos Boozer to a big deal in order to retain him. Just let it go and give yourself another year to retool the roster into something great. Suture up the wound; don’t slap a band-aid on it.



#10 – Indiana Pacers
Best-Case Scenario: Ed Davis. I’m not quite sure why people are SO high on Ed Davis. I think he’s a nice prospect and will be a very serviceable player in this league. He can probably even be a perennial starter on a good team for much of his career if he continues to develop. But to think this guy is a future star is sort of insane. At the same time, the Pacers need to be smart about this pick. Grabbing some flavor of the month wing player is probably a bad idea. They can probably trade for a point guard and get more of a steady hand than any rookie could give them. Davis gives them some more options inside. Put him next to Roy Hibbert and that’s not a bad big man combo for the next half decade.

Worst-Case Scenario: Grabbing another white player. I know Luke Babbitt and Gordon Hayward are in the mix. And they’d probably be fine selections to add to the scoring punch of this team. But the ruthless and unmerciful ribbing Pacers fans would get from EVERYBODY around the league would just be sort of cruel. It would be funny as hell but it would be cruel.

More Random Predictions:

- David Kahn will undoubtedly make some stupid pick or trade that causes Matt Moore to flood my cell phone, gChat and email with torturous comments. I will then block all communication with Matt until Kahn is fired in 2024.

- The Grizzlies end up keeping all three of their first round picks because of Michael Heisley. They could probably move up in the draft by packaging a couple of them or they could acquire a pretty good player by letting someone like Cleveland get back into the first round. But more likely, Michael Heisley will control his team’s fate and Thabeet the hell out of the fans’ hopes.

- Patrick Patterson will be a little cross-eyed during his interview. It will make me giggle and question his ability to make it in this league.

- Hornets fans will be upset that they didn’t draft Cole Aldrich. The rest of the world will want to slap some sense into them.

- Sam Presti will once again show us how it’s done. It’s really not fair that he’s SO GOOD at the draft and the rest of the league is SO MEDIOCRE at the draft. Somehow, he moved up to the 18th spot and grabbed a decent role player without having to give up much at all. He finds the teams desperate to cut payroll (even though it’s not much at all) and he wipes the floor with them. It’s actually quite impressive to watch.

- We will all enjoy a night of chaos and trade rumor tornadoes. The NBA Draft is one of the best nights of the year for sports. Celebrate it.  

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