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The Lowdown Hall of Fame Snubs: Larry Foust

Years Active: 1951 – 1962

Regular Season Stats: 13.7 ppg, 9.8 rpg, 1.7 apg, 40.5% FG, 74.1% FT, 20.1 PER

Postseason Stats: 12.4 ppg, 9.7 rpg, 1.3 apg, 39.4% FG, 78.1% FT, 19.1 PER

Accolades: 8x All-Star (1951-56, 1958-59), All-NBA 1st Team (1955), All-NBA 2nd Team (1952)

Larry Foust, rugged Piston center, poured in 37 points as Fort Wayne made it four straight over the Royals. Foust scored six of his team’s seven points in the overtime after the regular game ended, 94-94.

- Via The Milwaukee Journal, Decemeber 2, 1954

Larry Foust is one of the many victims of failed basketball memory. The depths and passage of time naturally erode the ability to recall the greatness of things achieved by those in the past. Compounding this natural tendency is the fact that none of Foust’s clubs exist as he knew them.

The Fort Wayne Pistons have since moved on to Detroit. The Minneapols Lakers headed west to Los Angeles. The St. Louis Hawks went down south to Atlanta. Nevertheless, Foust is a player worth not only recalling, but one worthy of Hall of Fame induction. During the 1950s he was one of the premier NBA centers and yet is unrecognized as such.

During his heydey (1951-58), Foust recorded the 4th most win shares for a center. Of the top 6 players on this list, Foust is the only one not enshrined in the Hall of Fame. George Mikan, Neil Johnston, Ed Macauley, Arnie Risen and Clyde Lovellette are all deservedly in.

Looking at Foust’s production, this is an unfortunately recurring theme. He is routinely in the lofty company of various Hall of Fame players and yet he is the one outside looking in. During the entirety of the 1950s, Foust scored the 3rd most points and grabbed the most rebounds of any center in the NBA. Amongst all players he was 8th in points scored and 2nd in rebounds. Finally, his player efficiency rating (PER) of 21.o was 5th amongst centers and 9th overall.

But Foust’s greatness goes beyond the consistent stream of points and rebounds  he accrued over his entire career. He set a then-record for single-season FG% in 1955 with a startling .487. Only 5 players in NBA history to that point had even shot above .450 for a season.

A spectacular rookie, he was an all-star in his very 1st NBA season with the Fort Wayne Pistons and would enjoy 7 more selections to the contest in his 12 year career.

Despite his personal achievements, the ultimate team goal eluded Foust. From 1951 to 1954, Foust was the undisputed cornerstone of the Pistons franchise. His one-man show culminated in 1953 when the Pistons dragged the star-studded Minneapolis Lakers to a 5th do-or-die game in the Western Division Finals.

The addition of forward George Yardley and guard Andy Phillip transformed the Pistons into a more complete team and they appeared in back-to-back NBA Finals in 1955 and 1956. Despite reduced minutes, Foust continued to perform as Fort Wayne’s best player, leading the NBA in win shares per 48 minutes (WS/48) in each of those seasons.

(Curiously, Foust is one of only two Hall of Fame eligible players to lead the league in WS/48 and yet not be inducted. The other is Kenny Sears)

In the 7th and deciding game of the 1955 Finals with the Syracuse Nationals, Foust delivered 24 points to lead both sides, but the Pistons fell short by a single point, 92 to 91 after losing a 17-point lead in the contest. The next season the Pistons were handled by the Philadelphia Warriors in 5 games. Despite the brevity of the series, the Pistons wasted several opportunities ultimately losing 3 of their 4 games by a combined 11 points.

Foust’s final game as a Piston came the next season in the Western Semis. Losing the mini-series 2-0 to the Lakers, Foust did his damnedest to keep Fort Wayne alive with 30 points in the final game which they lost by 2 points. That offseason, Foust was traded to Minneapolis and the Fort Wayne franchise moved on to Detroit.

After seeing reduced minutes, despite not having reduced ability, in his final Fort Wayne season, Foust found rejuvenation in Minnesota. Averaging 17 points and 12 rebounds he was an easy selection to the All-Star Game after missing out the previous season. The Lakers however were continuing their post-Mikan slide and finished with an abysmal 19 wins.

The terrible season immediately paid off, though. The Lakers secured the #1 overall pick in the 1957 draft and took Elgin Baylor #1. Baylor, Vern Mikkelsen and Foust powered the Lakers to a respectable 33-39 record in the regular season and then pulled off an upset of the St. Louis Hawks in the divisional finals. Foust’s quest for a title fell short again as the Boston Celtics swept the upstart Lakers.

For Foust the series was his final hurrah as a big-time contributor, particularly in Game 3 where he scored 26 points opposite the defensive wizard, Bill Russell.

Foust finished his career with 2.5 seasons in St. Louis as a reserve big man. Like all of his basketball stops, he again appeared in the NBA Finals only to have his championship aspirations dashed. In 1960, the Celtics outlasted the Hawks in 7 games while in 1961 the C’s trounced St. Louis in 5 games.

Despite his long list of accomplishments, Foust’s career, if it’s remembered at all, is usually reduced to a simple trivial matter: he hit the game-winning shot in the infamous Lakers-Pistons game that ended 19-18, the lowest scoring game in NBA history.

Admittedly, Foust was not a ground-breaking, earth-shattering player who revolutionized the game. However, there is a place in the Hall of Fame for players like Foust. The steady, persistent and unheralded purveyor of excellent play. Alex English and Joe Dumars are probably the best modern examples of this and Larry Foust is the 1950s standard bearer for this type of player.

50 years after his retirement and 28 years after his death, the chances of Foust being inducted are slim, but it’s well worth keeping alive the fact his career, his achievements are Hall of Fame worthy.

Ben Gordon And An Alternate Conception Of The Hot Hand

Photo by wnd.andreas on Flickr

Over at the mothership, Henry Abbott has done as much work as anybody at debunking the hot hand as a statisical phenomenon. Here he looks a study that finds that players who make a 3-pointer are more likely to take another one and more likely to miss it. He says that the study “noted that after hitting a 3, in his MVP 2007-2008 season, Kobe Bryant’s next shot would be another 3 53 percent of the time. After a miss, his next shot would be a 3 a mere 14 percent of the time.” And here he delves into research that looks at why “[w]e often see patterns where, in fact, there is randomness.” Given the reams of research that have gone into the broader phenomenon that the hot hand is a part of, I would consider the matter of whether or not it exists as a statistical phenomenon to be settled and the answer is that it does not.

But then a thing happens like Ben Gordon in Denver last night happens and it makes me wonder if there’s not another way, a non-statisical way, of looking at the hot hand that will help us understand it–or, perhaps, conceptualize of it–in a different way. Gordon did, after all, score 45 points, more than half of them from 3-point territory, where he shot an NBA record-tying 9 for 9. For the game overall he shot 59%. Detroit, by the way, lost the game on a Javale McGee dunk on a missed free throw. Statistically speaking, this is an aberration, and simply the kind of performance that offsets those inexplicable games where a shooter can’t hit a shot to save his life. It’s happened even to Ray Allen, and in the playoffs, no less.

But what if we think about the idea of the hot hand from the perspective of basketball as an expressive or creative endeavor? (This is kind of my thing.) If we consider writing, particularly the writing of fiction, there are many stages to the work that goes into creating a short story or novel, but the first is almost always generation. At this stage, the most important thing for the writer is turn off his or her inner critic and let whatever comes out onto the page with little regard for how useful the material will be in the end. Charles Limb’s TED talk addresses this method of creating with regard to music and improvisation, backing up the idea that feedback loops in the brain shut down when a musician is improvising. And both musicians and writers will be familiar with the feeling that comes along with genuinely fertile moments of generation: it feels like you can do no wrong, feels like you’re hearing your authentic voice, like you’re almost just a conduit for something greater than yourself.

Is that so different from what a shooter seems to be feeling when the shots are falling? If we take a look at the beginning of Ben Gordon’s ridiculous evening, we can see how his confidence, his sense that he’s tapped into something, grows.

His first shot comes off a curl and misses. His next opportunity comes off another curl, but this time Jason Maxiell sets another screen off the catch and Gordon moves into open space and drains it. He scores his next two off the exact same play.

This is where you get the sense he’s feeling it, because his next shot is a little less open but he takes it anyways and misses. But the next time he gets the ball is another curl and here he refuses the pick, spins into open space and drains another 2:

Then, three things happen: he makes a wide-open 3 in transition, pump fakes his way into a layup that misses, and then makes another wide-open 3 in transition. It’s clear at this point to Gordon that his jumper feels right and that the attempt to drive the lane was ill-advised, so he starts firing, and everything is going in:

Off the curl, in transition, covered, uncovered, drawing the foul–any shot he was taking was going in. That second-to-last shot, the pull-up jumper in transition, is a particularly egregious example of an essentially stupid basketball shot that Gordon took because he was “feeling” it. And last night, it worked for him as a player.

But it’s not at all clear that it worked for the Pistons as a team, and this is where it comes back to writing. When you’re in that generative state, where everything is flowing easily, you write some of the best lines, the best chunks, the best bits and pieces you ever write. But you’re not necessarily writing the best story. Most any veteran writer or writing instructor will quote Quiller-Couch to you and tell you to, “Murder your darlings,” but it’s only through the hard work of revision that you learn to feel this in your bones, that you feel it the same way you feel the true things you’re writing that you must sacrifice.

Ben Gordon on the court last night in Denver was generating like a motherfucker. A volume shooter on a bender like that brings to mind the legend of Jack Kerouac writing On The Road in one monster, three-week jag on a continuous scroll of paper. But what you don’t hear as much about is how Kerouac worked for three years on the idea of the novel before that compressed effort and then worked for six more on revising it. In writing, the heat and fire of generating new work can only carry you so far before you have to go back and begin to carefully revise what you’ve done. Unfortunately, this isn’t precisely possible within basketball, although players can certainly study tape to try and learn from past efforts.

But wouldn’t the Pistons maybe have been better off if Gordon had revised some of those jumpers–even the successful ones–into assists? This is where he would really be murdering his darlings because it might be the case that sometimes he shouldn’t have even been taking the good shots in favor of promulgating a more balanced offense. Not that the Pistons are overflowing with offensive options, but maybe if the love is spread around a bit more, Gordon doesn’t force up that final jumper and miss the game-winning shot.

And thus does the notion of the hot hand as a psychological construct and not a statistical phenomenon place approaching it in a game in a precarious position. Looking back at a performance like Gordon’s, we might wish he considered his shooting a little more carefully. But even asking him to consider it risks removing him from that free-flowing, generative mindstate that’s making him so successful. Nothing stops up your process quicker than thinking about your process. Writers have the luxury of creating reams of paper that never see the light of day, picking and choosing not only the best parts, but the parts that work best together to make something that works as a whole. It’s best for them to separate the generating mind from the revising mind as strictly as possible.

But basketball players have to do it all right there in front of us, writing their rough and final drafts simultaneously and hoping they’re not sacrificing the great of the win for the good of the hot hand.

Can’t Find A Place For Rodney Stuckey

I kind of want to write something about Rodney Stuckey, but then I'm like, "why?". This is the perfect microcosm of Rodney Stuckey.
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Noam Schiller

The Detroit Pistons and restricted free agent Rodney Stuckey are struggling to come to terms on a long-term contract, sources said.

Stuckey, the Pistons’ top free agent this offseason, is balking at what the team is prepared to pay him. The Pistons have discussed a deal that would pay Stuckey between $40 million and $45 million over five years, according to sources.

via Rodney Stuckey, Detroit Pistons at bargaining impasse, sources say – ESPN.

When I first saw this piece of offseason news, I was confused. “Stuckey said no to what now?! Is he insane? He’s never getting more than that!”.

But then I thought Stuckey and his representatives actually had a point. This is Mike Conley and Marcus Thornton money. Rodney Stuckey is better than Mike Conley and Marcus Thornton, isn’t he?

Then I left the computer, grabbed a bit to eat, and forgot about it, only to go through the exact same thought process the next time I saw a Stuckey reference.

Rodney Stuckey is a confusing player. On the one hand, he’s got great size for a point guard, which allows him to bully defenders into submission, barreling into the paint for the hoop plus the harm. How about this little nugget from John Hollinger’s routinely fantastic season previews: Stuckey led all perimeter players with the percentage of his plays that ended in And 1s. Stuckey gets his team to the free throw line and his opponents to their bench, an underrated skill if there ever was one.

That’s pretty much the only thing Stuckey is definitively great at – the rest ranges somewhere from solidly above mediocre to downright awful. He’s a good ball-handler and doesn’t turn the ball over too much, but he’s not an elite distributor either, handing out a perfectly meh 6.6 assists per 40 minutes. Synergy ranks him as above average at virtually everything – he ranks somewhere between 110th and 195th among all players at all offensive categories except isolations (44th) and hand offs (29th). Except, he only had 26 hand-off plays all season, and when isolating he shoots a fairly horrible 39.3%, his efficiency overall undoubtedly achieved almost exclusively by the frequent free throw line forays. He’s a horrendous shooter. He’s a good rebounder as a point guard, but average for a 6’5” one.

Defensively, he’s slightly subpar. He’s big but not quick, strong but not smart. He’s athletic enough overall to be good in a system that isn’t predicated on revolting against a lame duck coach (hey there, Lawrence Frank) – or at least, we think so. We’ve never really seen any proof.

The easy answer is to call him a tweener. But it runs deeper with Stuckey. He’s not a shooting guard in a point guard’s body, because his body screams 2. He’s not a point guard in a shooting guard’s body, because he’s not a point guard. He’s just very, very confusing.

The problem with Stuckey isn’t a matter of position – a sort of classification that should be on its way out of basketball jargon anyhow – it’s a matter of role. Stuckey has been asked to create for others as well as himself ever since Chauncey Billups was shipped out of town, but Stuckey was never anything more than passable at finding his brethren. He’s a scorer, first and foremost. The problem is, since he’s so bad at catch-and-shoot situations (or, lets be honest , anything-and-shoot situations), that scoring has to come off the dribble. Preferably, against a smaller defender, AKA the point guard.

It’s what makes Stuckey so different from other ball dominant shooting guards. Take Jason Terry, for instance. Terry’s tweenerhood is entirely defensive: if he can guard point guards but play as a shooting guard offensively, as the Mavericks have so wisely enabled him over time, he’s set. This can’t be done with Stuckey. The easy solution of moving him off the ball, letting somebody else create for everybody and let Stuckey create for Stuckey doesn’t work, because the point guard matchup and the ball in his hands is what enables him to create in the first place.

Ideally, Stuckey would get the ball in his hands as part of the second unit, a larger Jamal Crawford or J.J. Barea. But Stuckey is just too good for a second unit role. Among the 46 players with a PER above 18 last season and enough minutes to qualify, the only full-time bench players were Ramon Sessions, Philly’s dynamic bench duo of Lou Williams and Thaddeus Young, and de-facto starter Lamar Odom. While ranking Stuckey among those five is an interesting argument in the sense that comparing apples and oranges can lead to fascinating discussions, the fact remains that players as good as Stuckey tend to play large minutes more often than not, because when they are on the bench, their team is very likely to be worse off. You can’t spell Stuckey without “key”, but you also can’t spell it without “stuck”.

That’s the major difference between Stuckey and guys like Conley or Thornton. Is Stuckey better than them? Yes, probably. His entire package of skills exceeds Thornton’s score-first-ask-questions-later routine (and I’m one of the biggest Thornton fans out there) or even Conley’s  work as a suddenly above-average floor general. The difference, though, is Stuckey’s skills are an awkward fit virtually every way you choose to use them. Giving fair value to a player whose value is always less than his value is both a confusing sentence and a hard task.

NBA Trade Deadline: The Amare-Philly Trade Rumors Aim For A Three-Way

Possibilities with Philadelphia could be stronger with two fronts, a deal between bringing in swingman Andre Iguodala for Stoudemire with perhaps young power forward Marreese Speights or a three-way deal involving Detroit with Pistons guard Ben Gordon winding up in Philadelphia and the Suns getting Iguodala and Detroit power forward Chris Wilcox. The rub with Iguodala, a 26-year-old former Arizona star, is inheriting a contract that will pay him $56.5 million over the next four seasons.

via Amar’e Stoudemire trade scenarios still plausible for Suns.

Woah, woah, woah. Speights is on the table (allegedly)? This (allegedly) makes this a whole other (alleged) deal.

Speights in Phoenix? Ye Gods. It ain’t Amar’e, but it’s got a world of potential. Speights-Lopez is a pretty fearsome frontcourt and gives them something to build around with Iguodala-Speights until Nash’s time comes to a close.

The Detroit side is interesting. I certainly enjoy the idea of Dumars ditching Gordon, but you still have Hamilton and Tayshaun, so you’re not really going anywhere. Nabbing Speights would be a coup, especially if they can drag a pick out of it. A true rebuilding effort and a mulligan on the ill-advised spending spree? Of course, if they land Amar’e, that’s a different type of coup.

I’ve always thought Amar’e and Detroit would make a good fit. Big city, small market. Traditional power franchise, used to egos. Veteran approach with some younger guys. He’d get to play in the East, guaranteeing an All-Star birth for the next five years. It would give Dumars a credible star to build around (instead of the guys he signed this summer), and would take a ton of pressure off Stuckey. It would also be nice for all of us who said three years ago that Joe Dumars was arguably the best GM in the league to not look completely insane now.

NBA Trade Deadline: Do The Pistons Have A Gun To Their Head?

Joe Dumars on making trades before seeing what the Pistons can do when they’re healthy:

“It’s hard to say what you have when you’ve had your team for just two games,” Dumars said. “You don’t know about your team. It’s not like we’ve had our full complement of players and we have the record (15-28) we have. “You don’t know if you are a playoff team or not. So you don’t talk about making trades.”

[...] “You have to play with each other for a full stretch before you can get a feel for exactly how your team plays,” Dumars said. “That’s what I am trying to say. I think it would be premature to do something right now.”

As eager as I am to see him pull the trigger at the trade deadline, he’s right — there have been only a scant handful of games that all key players have been available. But most of the injuries have been suffered by wings — you don’t need to see a healthy four-guard rotation to realize this team desperately needs a post presence.

(Random side note: I’m going to save my daily rant about already knowing the Pistons are not a “playoff team” and assume he simply means he doesn’t know if this team can be a “playoff-caliber team,” as in, capable of beating legitimate contenders on any given night when mostly healthy and in sync, regardless of whether the Pistons advance to the postseason or not.)

via Morning Shootaround: Trades, Energy and Injury Updates (Again) – Detroit Bad Boys.

Some good thoughts from Watson on the Pistons and their situation.  I think at some point you have to look at your roster, and their performance, and estimate what the best case scenario is. Then you measure that against your goals, and the likelihood of you reaching that best case scenario, and make a decision on if this set of pieces is enough. I can’t look at adding the injured players back to this team and them reaching a top seed in the playoffs, even next year. I can barely see them making the playoffs, and that’s dependent on at least two teams falling off hard.

The really important thing for the next few weeks has to be showcasing the players they know they want to move. As Watson says, they have four wings with trade value. You don’t need to see how those guys fit to know that’s too many, that it was too many when you added some this offseason, and that you should probably start exploring their value as soon as possible. I’m sure Dumars has already done that, but it’s better to enter into talks now and then hammer something out, rather than wait to see if something clicks and this team suddenly bursts into contention.

I’ve long thought Amar’e would be a good fit in Detroit, a reasonable market, with some history, and adding him to V-Nuv and Gordon and Stuckey would make for a pretty significant impact, and they could probably re-sign him versus a lot of teams on the buyer’s list.

Ben Gordon Was The Answer To All Our Problems Except When He Wasn’t

It has become quite clear how badly the loss of Gordon has affected Chicago’s offense. It’s not even Gordon’s 20 PPG the Bulls miss, per se. It’s the threat of him. I mentioned last week that NBA basketball is a game of split-seconds. Gordon provided everybody on the Bulls extra split seconds they can’t get on their own. When he was running around helter-skelter trying to get open, players on the opposing team knew it. Sometimes they only glanced, sometimes they were forced to turn their heads or jump out to show a little help. Gordon never racked up gaudy assist numbers, which led many people to conclude he didn’t create for his teammates. But, as it turns out, he did. Just not in a way that is measured by box scores.

via Sometimes the truth hurts… » By The Horns.

McHale does a great job of outlining how messed up the Bulls are, joining the “This team sucks” wagon that’s so full it’s like a refugee caravan at this point. It’s like Grapes of Wrath only I hope no one’s doing it under a blanket with Grandma nearby.

I agree with what McHale thinks, as there’s no way for you to look at the Bulls and not say “Wow, they could really use Ben Gordon.” So when I say this, understand that it’s not a counter. I’m not arguing that Ben’s not needed on the Bulls.

…you know there’s a BUT coming, right?

BUT (there it is)…

Here’s Gordon, per 36: Field goal percentage, down by .08%. 3point % (where the Bulls really need him), down by nearly 6%. Free throw shooting, down by 5%. Down in rebounds by a board. Down by assists by .1. Down in blocks by .2. Down in turnovers, so that’s nice, by .5. Up in fouls by .5, down in points by .4. Up in usage by .4. Up in PER, mostly because of the usage thing. So, yeah, his impact on the Bulls is missed in things that aren’t covered on the Box Score. But in Detroit, he’s missed in things actually ON the boxscore. Also, in games where Gordon plays more than 26 minutes for the Pistons, they are 4-9.They’re 1 and 4 when he scores more than 25 points.

But the Bulls’ offense sucks, too, so what are you going to do?

(Post-note: I’ve got no problem with anyone saying “It’s early! Ben will recover!” That’s entirely possible. I actually think his contract was reasonable and he’s a great scorer. But if you say that, you also need to accept the possibility that Hinrich and Salmons will come out of their slumps and the Bulls will improve. Odds aren’t even, but they’re not way out of whack, either.)

The Coaching Equivalent Of A Rope-A-Dope

3. I know it’s kinda cool to set a starting lineup that you know will bring loads of energy and hustle, while saving some scorers for the pine, but isn’t Pistons boss John Kuester taking it a bit far? Charlie Villanueva…Ben Gordon…Will Bynum…all explosive scorers and highly respected players that do not hear their names announced in the pre-game introductions. With Austin Daye also coming alive tonight with a sparkling 5 for 5 from the floor, the Pistons reserves managed to outscore the starters by a 54-44 margin. It’s been working fine so far, and obviously things will change once Rip and Tayshaun return, but Kuester is definitely playing with fire for the time being. Thankfully, Rodney Stuckey has been shooting the ball very well lately, making the “effort” starting lineup look a little more potent than they really are. Non-scorers like Maxiell, Jerebko, and Ben Wallace all sharing the court at the same time is generally not a recipe for success. But they’ve been getting off to solid starts as of late with this group, so I can’t blame Mr. Kuester too much. Just don’t get too comfortable with it, as there is almost assuredly a single-digit first quarter coming from these guys in the very near future.

via High Socks Legend: High Socks Review: Five Thoughts on the Detroit Pistons.

Some good stuff here on the progress the Pistons are making, particularly by using a high-muscle-high-motor lineup to start, then swinging with the scorers off the bench. Villanueva has no ego and Gordon’s used to coming off the bench. So this works well until Rip and Tayshaun get back. I still have serious concerns about how their chemistry will be when those two return. This team is becoming its own entity, taking on its own personality, and it’s radically different from the world Prince and Hamilton have known. Detroit’s also four games under .500, so it’s not like they don’t have the right to say their way is better. Detroit has won two in a row, now, though, so maybe they’re starting to put things together. That’s definitely something to watch, not only when those two return, but as we head for the trade deadline.

By the way, is anyone else blown away by Jerebko’s play? He’s like a less messy Taj Gibson! Only his team’s fans don’t hate him!

Golly Gosh, Mister!

NBA Hoot.

There’s something deep and genuine about this picture, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.

Nobody Makes The Pistons Bleed Their Own Blood! Nobody!

Mike Abdenour, Arnie Kander, a towel, a timeout and some gauze stuffed up his nose finally stopped Villanueva’s bleeding. Then, the forward went to the free-throw line and finally stopped the Pistons’ bleeding.Sure, they snapped a snapped a seven-game losing streak with a 94-88 win over Atlanta. But more importantly, they became a team I – and I suspect many other Pistons fans – can be passionate about.

via PistonPowered » Blog Archive » The game I fell in love with the 2009-10 Detroit Pistons.

PistonPowered is seeing the win over the Hawks as a turning point, where the team finally started exerting full effort and shook off their lethargy to win as a team. This without Ben Gordon, Rip Hamilton, and Tayshaun Prince.

Of course, Ben Wallace has 10 points, six over his average (though no one is a better rebounder this season. Not Howard, nobody). The Hawks only drew 8 free throws, and Jonas Jerebko had 10 on 13 shots in 42 minutes. But still. Effort!

In closing, the fact that Will Bynum is not starting is abject lunacy. And what the hell are they going to do when Hamilton and Gordon both get back? Just bury Bynum, who has been their MVP so far?

How’s This For a Headline?

Pistons’ Jonas Jerebko knows stopping Cavaliers’ LeBron James won’t be easy

via Pistons’ Jonas Jerebko knows stopping Cavaliers’ LeBron James won’t be easy | Detroit Pistons – - MLive.com.

Oh, IKEA. How I love you.

Jerebko’s a Paroxi-Wife favorite. Because he’s “pretty.” Since LeBron’s her favorite player (it’s not my fault, she saw the “Time After Time” commercial and laughed so hard she almost threw up), this should be a huge conflict for her.

In other news, … no. I can’t even come up with something obvious enough to use here to mock him saying guarding stopping LeBron won’t be easy.

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