web analytics
<
Tag Archive - dwight howard

Mike D’Antoni, Made For The Magic

Think back for a moment about the components of the Mike D’Antoni offense. The speed, the frenetic quickness, the zinged passes in transition, all those dunks and threes.

What’s the one thing all those competitive D’Antoni teams always lacked? That’s right, a defensive anchor. And it could easily be debated that there’s no better defensive anchor than Dwight Howard.

Now imagine for a moment that Mike D’Antoni was the next head coach of the Orlando Magic. Go ahead, breath it in for a minute, bask in it. Because it would be glorious. Who wouldn’t want to take that ride?

Dwight Howard’s Potential As A Villain

Quite clearly, Dwight wants his cake and eat it, too. Some Magic officials privately disgusted with his comments tonight, sources say.
@KBergCBS
Ken Berger

With the combination of Howard’s disdain for confrontation, desire to be liked and a pragmatic belief that a trade is no longer in his best long-term interests, Howard has created an illusion with the Magic that there are factors that could cause him to sign an extension with the team.

Via Dwight Howard: He’s determined to leave the Magic for the Nets, either now or later | Adrian Wojnarowski, Yahoo! Sports

Give ‘em a glimmer of hope. Let ‘em down gently. And when all else fails, play the victim card. Right out of the high school breakup handbook. It’s childish, passive-aggressive, and absolutely what Dwight Howard is doing right now. It won’t work; it never does. But for a player who has made a name for himself by being this era’s embodiment of youthful exuberance, was there really any other way to get exactly what he wanted?

Sooner or later (and far sooner than later), he’ll hear the boos and he’ll feel the palpable tension of spurned lovers. He’ll be the villain, and we can have our national souring of a once-beloved superstar all over again. LeBron didn’t handle his induction well, but he survived it. Can Dwight make a good villain? Can he stand it?

I have a few ideas. But first, want to see something bizarre?

World, this is Piglet Howard. Piglet Howard, World.

This is what happens when your friend goes to an All-Star Weekend autograph signing and has no idea what to get autographed.

Last year, Dwight Howard has a signing at a Foot Locker in Los Angeles. A huge crowd lined up, lawn chairs and all, to get a chance to meet with the man. My friend didn’t have anything and panicked. He found a sketch of Piglet’s head (of Winnie the Pooh fame) he’d done a few days earlier at Disneyland. It was the only thing in his backpack.

Sitting in a lawn chair, with an audience peering over his shoulder, the artist haphazardly adds a grossly disproportionate Magic jersey complete with imprecise pinstripes, off-type “MAGIC” lettering, and an incomplete “12” to the Piglet sketch. By all accounts an extremely creepy/crappy excuse for a drawing. Yet, the finished work, with a flowing Superman cape—probably to make clear that it’s a drawing of Howard, seeing as his jersey number is cut off—had a certain charm. Not only was it a complete inverse of Dwight’s actual physique, it was a bizarre caricature of a bizarre caricature; like a clown looking into a funhouse mirror.

Used to the monotony of signing memorabilia, my friend’s random drawing catches Dwight by surprise. He hands it to Dwight. The men and women surrounding him have a nice laugh. He picks it up and examines it. He cracks an awkward smile; an expression left of flattered and just right of horrified.

“Piglet Howard,” Dwight said.

He keeps the drawing and says thank you, probably still unsure of what exactly he’s going to do with it. We don’t know of its whereabouts. For all we know, he crumpled it up into a ball and bricked an imaginary free throw into the ocean from the railings of Santa Monica Pier. For all we know, he has it framed somewhere.

My friend’s sketch might as well have been a professional portrait. Is there a more Disney NBA player?  For the last seven years we’ve seen unbridled joy from Dwight. Big smiles, big goofball dances, big antics. But like other overarching portrayals, it’s hard to inspect the fine points. It’s hard to separate artifice from reality. Which is why Dwight’s latest verbal commitment to the Magic will work; at least in his mind. Unfortunately, feigning devotion is difficult when you’re one of the most recognized athletes in the NBA.

So, what happens if he bolts for Brooklyn, as prophecy has decreed? It’ll galvanize the haters, and he’ll be left in unfamiliar territory as the next saga in his narrative descends into villainy, despite his best efforts to circumvent that step entirely. It’ll be a painful transition, knowing full well how much Dwight just wants to be adored. It’s why Dwight has expressed a desire to become the Magic’s closer. Clutch performers hold an importance to us, a tier of select individuals who bend and break pressure and deliver iconic moments that define games and careers. Howard wants in, because that’s what fans talk about. That’s where the love is.

He’ll be in LeBron’s position last year, learning who he is and how to find joy in inhospitable areas away from his new kingdom. The backlash won’t be as severe, but it’s still being made a spectacle, whether or not his departure has its own one-hour special. He’ll learn that nothing is sacred. Like LeBron, all of his beloved qualities will be stripped and mangled. But the question stands: Knowing what we know about Dwight, can he be a villain?

LeBron has made some truly creepy, sinister faces in his years on the court, which was why I had faith in his ability to turn heel. Dwight’s face is all 1,000-kilowatt light bulbs and feigned melodrama. The commercials he’s been in all have a deliberate, “Gee, look at me, I’m acting!” vibe, as only Dwight can manage. These aren’t traits becoming of a future villain, traits that aren’t normally affiliated with someone we can actively consider part of an axis of evil.

… Which could be precisely why he’d make an excellent villain in the NBA, in theory.

If Dwight treats the criticism and naysaying as one big role-playing spectacular, things could get interesting. Grinning and dancing amid the boos and jeers would subvert the structure and power of perceived villainy, thus making him an even greater bad guy. Last season, it was clear that LeBron wasn’t always comfortable with himself out on the court. If Dwight lands in Brooklyn, he has a chance to become a much more fulfilling villain—so long as he can continue to be who he’s always been and allow his inner-strength and identity to trump the shifting fan dynamic. If this all seems beyond the realm of basketball reality, blame Dwight. His entirely animated career thus far sets all of this into motion.

If prophecy rings true, my friend’s drawing might be an accurate depiction of what we’ll see in Dwight Howard: a player whose head has swollen far past its body’s ability to support it. It could take a day to find out, or a few months. So smile for the camera, Dwight. It’s who you are. Yet somehow, your outward joy will be what transforms you into something you’re not; something you never thought you’d become.

Trade Deadline: What Bogut-For-Monta Means

Bucks and Warriors have agreed in principle on trade to send Bogut and Jackson to Warriors for Ellis, Udoh and Brown, league source tells Y!
@WojYahooNBA
Adrian Wojnarowski

Ask, NBA blogosphere, and ye shall receive. After a few days of intensifying speculation and rumors, the first real trade of the 2012 deadline went through on Tuesday evening, and it’s a doozy. Let’s unpack:

  • If Andrew Bogut can stay healthy (kind of a big if, but it’s not at all out of the realm of possibility), he and David Lee will make up one of the better 4-5 combos in the league. Bogut isn’t expected back for a while, but the back end of the Western Conference playoff race is close enough that Golden State has a shot at sneaking in, and if they do, his presence could make them a tough first-round matchup for one of the top seeds.
  • As unlikely and questionable as Stephen Jackson’s return to Golden State seems on the surface, perimeter D is a need that he fills. There are risks involved with bringing him back, but getting a center as talented as Bogut makes it worth the gamble. Worst-case scenario, they can negotiate a buyout.
  • If the Warriors do decide to buy Jackson out (which isn’t the plan as of now, according to Yahoo!’s Marc Spears), he instantly becomes the most intriguing candidate to be picked up for cheap by a contender.
  • The biggest downside to this trade for the Dubs: the future of their franchise now depends entirely on the health of Bogut and Stephen Curry, the very definition of a high-risk/high-reward proposition.
  • The second-biggest downside to this deal for Golden State is losing Epke Udoh. But if the Warriors are in win-now mode, it’s worth giving up an unpolished prospect for a known quantity like Bogut.
  • The Bucks save some money by unloading Jackson’s contract and getting back Kwame Brown’s expiring deal.
  • Think about the prospect of a Brandon Jennings/Monta Ellis backcourt for a second. Has any guard combo ever posted a usage rate over 100? Will they combine for 70 shots per game? Is this the black-holiest backcourt since Marbury and Francis? The Bucks just became everyone’s favorite League Pass team for the final third of the season, purely from a morbid entertainment standpoint.
  • Of course, though they deny it now, there’s always the chance this deal could foreshadow a Jennings trade. I wrote about his future in a post yesterday, and now the Bucks may have to answer the question sooner than we thought. If it doesn’t happen before Thursday, we’ll definitely be hearing increased talk about moving the third-year guard this summer, when he becomes eligible to sign an extension.
  • In the grand scheme of things, this trade will probably become a footnote to whatever does or doesn’t happen with Dwight Howard in the next 36 hours. However, if Howard does get traded, this could be viewed as the first domino. The Magic had been making a hard push for Ellis in the past few days, in hopes that it would placate him. Now that that’s off the table, who else can they target to try and keep Dwight happy? Even if Phoenix has a change of heart at the last minute and decides to move Steve Nash, Orlando doesn’t have great assets. The Ellis/Bogut trade might be the thing that finally convinces Otis Smith to pull the trigger on a Howard deal, in which case the Bucks and Warriors can claim a small piece of the credit in helping to end the tiredest story of this season.

The trade deadline is fun, isn’t it?

The Star Center And Inevitability

Photo via ed ed on Flickr.

 

“He’s a good player, definitely coming up,” Bynum said. “It’s terrible that he has to play in Sacramento. He could take his take his talents somewhere and really help a team.”

Terrible?

“Yeah,” Bynum said. “It’s not working out.”

This was a comment made by Lakers center Andrew Bynum during Friday’s All-Star Weekend media tour, about second-year Kings big man DeMarcus Cousins. It was a throwaway line that Bynum probably didn’t give a second thought to after he said it, and it’ll undoubtedly be buried among the many more high-profile storylines in play this weekend. But it was a strangely revealing sentiment, one that not only dovetails with the messy forthcoming departure of Dwight Howard from the host city of this weekend’s festivities, but also speaks to the state of the NBA star in 2012 in ways that can be difficult to stomach.

Market lust has become a status symbol among NBA stars, something that goes beyond the actual, tangible benefits of playing in New York, LA, Dallas, or wherever else. The phenomenon has gone beyond a group of stars deciding to control their destinies: the NBA’s biggest names flocking to the most venerable cities will be the legacy the 2010s leave in the annals of basketball history. And the irony is that in 2012, market size isn’t the end-all and be-all of a player’s ability to win fans. Kevin Durant is as lauded by the mainstream sports media as anyone, and he plays in Oklahoma City. Fans can watch Ricky Rubio and Kevin Love in Minnesota whenever they want thanks to League Pass. Chris Paul wasn’t exactly flying under the radar in New Orleans. Becoming a household name in a small market is harder than it is in New York or Chicago, but it’s not impossible, and it’s certainly easier than it was a decade ago. Yet, this is the time when the NBA’s best players are deciding they must play in cities with built-in advantages.

Howard’s impending free agency and the will-they-or-won’t-they trade rumors have been unavoidable this season, and their presence is magnified by All-Star Weekend’s visit to Orlando. However, unlike last year’s similarly ubiquitous Carmelo Anthony rumors, something about this round of superstar-wants-out feels off. Whenever I hear Howard talk about his future, I come away thinking his heart isn’t 100 percent in his trade demands. That’s not to say he wants to stay with the Magic, because I’ll be shocked if he re-signs. But I’m not even sure he knows what he wants, or ever has known. It seems as though he’s demanding a trade to a big market simply because he feels like that’s what superstars are supposed to do. That’s the culture LeBron James helped create with The Decision, during a summer that also saw Amar’e Stoudemire bolt Phoenix for New York, with Anthony forcing a trade there soon after. Howard’s act has a distinct air of “me too.” All the advantages big markets can offer—be it greater national TV exposure, opportunities to do commercials, or some vague idea of a player building his “brand”—are things the NBA’s elite have started to want almost out of obligation to their peers.

Even though Cousins has expressed a desire to stay with the Kings in the weeks following Paul Westphal’s firing, he now has players like Bynum in his ear telling him that developing his skills on the court is no longer enough to make him a superstar. This is, of course, not without precedent. Bynum’s comments and Howard’s soap opera coming in the heart of Orlando’s All-Star festivities brings up the specter of Shaquille O’Neal, who left Orlando for brighter lights and a bigger city in 1996, and in many ways laid out the blueprint for the modern-day superstar big man. Howard’s following Shaq’s lead as an inevitability; Bynum’s doing it in the name of self-preservation, as his job in LA may be displaced if that’s where Howard ultimately decides to go; Cousins may not even want to, but Bynum is leading him to believe he has no choice.

These three centers occupy various levels of the league’s food chain. Howard is the bona-fide superstar, almost inarguably the most dominant big man the game has seen since Lakers-era Shaq; Bynum isn’t on Howard’s level, but he’s the closest thing to it, and Howard’s current drama is affecting his career, since rumors are swirling that Bynum could be the centerpiece of a Howard-to-the-Lakers trade; Cousins is an up-and-comer with enough raw talent to eventually reach Bynum’s stature, trapped on a bad Sacramento team. Howard’s wanted out of Orlando for a while, and his efforts to place himself in a bigger market have trickled down to Bynum and, whether he invited it or not, to Cousins as well. Cousins and Bynum have a lot in common. They’re both noted head cases, and Bynum took a while to put his game together into something complete, just as Cousins is attempting to do now. It’s not hard to see why Bynum is taking an interest in Cousins’ development, or why he thinks the Kings aren’t the venue best suited to fleshing out his talents. That perception may not even be accurate, but all Bynum has to work with are his experiences and those of the superstar he might be traded for.

What’s interesting about the nonchalance of Bynum’s remark about Cousins is that his suggestion that Boogie should leave the rebuilding Kings isn’t even a radical idea. He wasn’t taking a dig at the Kings themselves as much as he was acknowledging the new reality of how stars are crowned, especially star centers. If Cousins really wants to raise himself to the next level, the new school of thought says, he has to go “somewhere” (read: a bigger market than Sacramento) and turn himself into a brand. Bynum got lucky—he was drafted by the Lakers and has won two championships there. Now, he’s perpetuating the idea that transplanting oneself into a bigger market is an integral part of the fabric of NBA stardom today.

One Round to Rule Them All

Photo by Nrbelex on Flickr

When the lineup for this year’s Slam Dunk Contest was announced, there was nothing but crickets coming from casual basketball fans. No Blake Griffin? No LeBron James? More dedicated followers of the NBA were maybe less surprised. Defending your dunk title has become a bit passé. And rumors about James’ participation fly every year, but he has little to gain by entering and winning and much more by losing. Getting into the dunk contest and falling to anyone might be a bigger misstep than The Decision.

But even the most enthusiastic basketball fans groaned at the field. Derrick Williams? He’s caught some nice alley-oops from Ricky Rubio, but he strikes me as a game dunker, not a showcase dunker. Paul George had that one great breakaway reverse where he pulled it down between his legs, but that’s about it. Chase Budinger’s dunks would best be described as workmanlike. And lastly, Iman Shumpert (who misses nearly as many dunks as he makes) bowed out to be replaced by the wildly better Jeremy Evans. But Evans is 6’9” and bigger guys get less credit for jumping high. It just doesn’t look as cool. His best dunk so far was called an offensive foul.

So why is there any reason for positivity? For one, the new single round format might actually work. Call me crazy, but the multi-round format of previous years has ruined what could have been some great dunk contests. Take Andre Iguodala’s performance in the 2006 Slam Dunk Contest. His alley-oop from Allen Iverson caught off the back of the backboard was probably the best dunk from that year’s event, but it came in the penultimate round and Iguodala ultimately lost to the diminutive Nate Robinson in a dunk off. Robinson’s dunk over Spud Webb signaled the turn of the contest towards a weirdly meta, prop-based approach to the dunk contest. Plus it took him 14 attempts to put it in. Iguodala was, in short, robbed.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6z9-l4hnMM

Two years later, Dwight Howard took the crown with the most prop-driven performance up until that point, but Gerald Green’s opening round dunk got lost in the shuffle. It’s a shame, because it was slick and creative.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1pXEumOGOU

But in subsequent rounds, Green showed he couldn’t come up with anything to top himself, much less any of the other contestants. The best dunk contest participants, from Michael Jordan to Vince Carter, have shown a sense of showmanship that extends beyond the individual dunks to the arc created over the whole contest. It’s kind of cognitively dissonant with the spirit of dunking in the game, which relies more on chance, timing, and opportunity than advance planning.

So there’s a chance that this single round format will level the field a bit more, resulting in good early dunks carrying more weight. But on the other hand, the NBA ditching the judges and awarding the trophy based solely on fan vote is thoroughly wrongheaded. The judge system has had its own problems (as when Howard’s truly impressive sticker dunk was misunderstood by them in the moment), but it’s impossible to see how a fan vote doesn’t lead to something that values flash or name recognition over an honest appraisal of dunks. On the bright side, no one knows who these contestants are. Seriously, this field’s about as open as the field of Republican presidential candidates last November.

But mixed feelings over the Slam Dunk Contest are nothing new. The truly revelatory performances are almost always surprises, which is perhaps in the dunk’s very nature. Like humor, a good dunk thrives on being unexpected, whether that means breaking out of the flow and rhythm of a regular game or coming up with something that’s never been seen before in the contest. The real key to a great dunk contest performance, though, is not only doing something startlingly new, but rather finding a balance between athleticism, showmanship, and, strangely, comprehensibility. Green’s cupcake dunk, Howard’s sticker dunk, and Javale McGee’s cradle under-the-backboard dunk all suffered for not being as immediately graspable as Dr. J’s free throw line dunk or Vince Carter’s through-the-legs alley-oop. Given the tremendous athleticism of players in the NBA now and the switch to fan-voting, it’s likely that the winning dunk won’t be the most impressive, but rather, the one that communicates the best.

Hurry Up And Do The Howard-Bynum Trade Already

Photo by auensen on Flickr

 

Two weeks ago, I read a piece entitled “Magic too good to trade [Dwight] Howard” and wrote one stressing the importance of the stretch ahead of them. I said that if Orlando had a less-than-stellar end of January, it would be hard to continue selling the idea that it could keep its superstar around.

That’s about when things got bad. The 87-56 loss in Boston. The 26-point loss in New Orleans. The collapse/bar fight. The nine-point third quarter in Philly. The end of the month was so bad that it made us write obituaries for the team.

The Magic have actually won their last two games, but they’ve come in less than impressive fashion at home against Washington and Cleveland. It’s not enough to quiet the predictable noise about how Howard’s status is affecting the team. Chris Bosh today:

“Those are things that are tough to talk about. Even when I was in Toronto, I don’t even know how I affected my teammates. I never talked about what I was going to do or where I was going to go. But I’m sure, they were like, when things got tough especially, they were probably like, ‘Man, I don’t know.’”

via Bosh glad he avoided Dwight’s dilemma, 2/4/12

The difference between the Bosh situation and this one is that Bosh never publicly demanded a trade. Toronto let the trade deadline pass with hopes of re-signing him. Similarly to Bosh, I don’t get the impression that Howard is a disruptive presence in the locker room. If there has been damage done, it’s unavoidable without a signed extension.

I’m not qualified to say much more about Howard’s leadership or how he’s affected his teammates, but due to the team’s performance I can’t imagine the mood is the same as it was in mid-January. Howard wasn’t rescinding his trade demand then, so do you think he is going to do it now? Would Orlando be better off if he said nothing, like Bosh did? Is there a good reason the Magic shouldn’t trade him for Andrew Bynum right now?

Yeah, I know Howard-for-Bynum isn’t fair, but Bynum is the best option available unless you think incredibly highly of Brook Lopez. Maybe Orlando can get another asset or two if a third team is involved, maybe it can dump Hedo Turkoglu’s contract. I understand Jerry West’s argument for letting star players walk and I’m not the only one who appreciates his honesty on the matter, but getting a 24-year-old All-Star center who scores effortlessly in the paint seems preferable to getting nothing.

The Magic can’t win here. Jameer Nelson is injured and has been missing jumpers all season. Glen Davis is suspended and has been missing them, too. There’s long-term money tied up in Turkoglu and Jason Richardson for some reason and Earl Clark is their best prospect going forward. They’d much rather build around Howard than Bynum, making the move will likely make them significantly worse for the rest of the season unless they get multiple good pieces back with him. The shakeup won’t likely have the galvanizing effect that the Carmelo trade had on Denver, but it’s still, perhaps depressingly, the best thing they can do.

Given that it’s the best thing, I selfishly want them to do it now. Let’s be real: this team isn’t interesting. Ryan Anderson has been bloody awesome and Stan Van Gundy is doing as much as he can, but it was hard to get excited about Orlando even when things were going well. If they acquired Bynum and, hopefully, some other useful parts, I’d have more reason to tune in. I’d like to see how Bynum functions as a first option. I’d like to see if SVG can teach him how to deal with double-teams more effectively. I’d like to see if he can make some strides on the defensive end, considering how much Howard improved with Van Gundy’s tutelage. If you’re like me, you’re over the Magic in their current incarnation and you want to avoid all the Howard trade talk at the All-Star game, the trade deadline, and beyond.

I’m also over this painfully-average Lakers team that has Kobe Bryant either shooting a million times every game or watching his teammates miss wide open jumpers. Otis, I know it’ll hurt to help them out, but let’s just get it over with.

The Slippery Slope Of The Orlando Magic

Photo from emacp via Flickr

This won’t be your typical obituary.

We’re not going to tell you how horrible a death the Magic are experiencing. Orlando’s collapse has been startling, but it’s hard to imagine them playing anywhere nearly as badly as this in the future, and in this East, they still rank as a maybe-second-but-probably-first-round team that is ready to implode at any second. This is about July of 2012 (or whenever Dwight finds himself wherever), not about now, and will be addressed then.

We’re not going to be discussing Stan Van Gundy. No point in that. No collapse can undo the smooth serenity that was brought upon our minds and souls as we heard that 1-inside-4-outside machine hum, or the magnificent dominance behind a defensive juggernaut that was as much fat-mustachioed-coach as it was physical-specimen-superstar.

We’re not going to be discussing Otis Smith. Poor, foolish, naïve little Otis Smith. “Gilbert can do it! We’re friends!”, “Big Baby can do it! Him and Dwight are friends!”, “Hedo can do it! Him and pizza are friends!”. I will defend the de facto Hedo for Vince trade until the day I die – 2009 Hedo was a mediocre player who just happened to work at a flukishly high capacity when the cameras were on for a two month stretch, while 2009 Vince was a legitimate all-star player everywhere on the floor – but it just so happened that he was also Vince Carter. And that was the best Otis move of them all. Frightening.

We’re not going to be discussing Dwight’s leadership, whatever that hyperbolic 10 letter bundle even means. Not because it isn’t the story. When the best defensive player in the entire league stops trying on defense, it’s a story. When the second best player in the league seems follows the exact path of the best player in the league even though it made him the biggest villain in modern sports, it’s a story. When your franchise player takes a good hard look at his friends being blown out by one of the worst teams in the league, shakes his head, and pulls off Eric Cartman’s “screw you guys, I’m going home” – it’s a story. It’s just not my story.

No, the end of a Magic era that was but a few breaks away from being a true dynasty isn’t about the main characters. At least not for now. Because even though it’s Dwight’s own whims that will ultimately send him away from central Florida, it’s hard to ignore the fact that this team just isn’t good enough to do actual damage. Even with the big fella still roaming the corridors of the Amway Center. The supporting cast that did so much for that 09 Finals run and that dominant 09-10 campaign (I still hate that we didn’t get a Cavs-Magic rematch that year. They really were the two best teams) should, on paper, be stronger than ever, yet has unceremoniously dissipated as time went by.

“Should, on paper, be stronger than ever”?

Typically, when contenders die, they die old and feeble, bereft of alternatives. A 34 year old shooting guard there, a 35 year old backup center here, with no replacement in sight other than the 38 buyout candidate. We saw it in Cleveland, where LeBron James was surrounded by a prime Mo Williams and Anderson Varejao to go with an assortment of over-the-hill veterans, and one Shaquille O’Neal, who at that point may have well been the actual hill. We’re seeing it now in Boston, with the Jeff Green youth infusion sadly being denied by factors far more important than basketball, leaving Rajon Rondo to shoulder the entire burden of internal development unless Avery Bradley decides he’s going to be good.

Orlando has gotten internal development. Limited volumes of such, to be sure, but amounts unheard of for the dying giant that Orlando is in today’s landscape. Ryan Anderson has internally developed into something that is either an all-star or the best role player ever, playing the Rashard Lewis role at a level that Rashard Lewis never even approached. J.J. Redick, after exhausting years of hard work and refusal to accept his fate as an NBA non-factor, overcame last year’s injury problems and is working at the capacity of a very good NBA starter. Even Von Wafer has been less Von Wafer than usual, doing a good job creating shots and making them at a solid rate.

If you add these two and a half improving youngsters to what used to be a solid array of role players and semi-stars, this should be a far better Magic team than last season. Maybe not Chicago or Miami level, but as close as it gets out East.

Of course, that’s contingent on the non-youngsters as well. And that’s where, umm, sad.

Jason Richardson made his name as a volume scorer, an elite outside shooter, and one of the best rebounding guards in basketball. Well, after his move to Orlando saw him lose 2 of those 3, he got a 4 year $24 million (sorry, some Otis Smith talk will inevitably get in here), he stopped making threes as well. The result is 9.9 points on 48.5% true shooting, and a rebound rate lower than the likes of Jannero Pargo. It boggles the mind, but to the naked eye, it seems as if a 31 year old who is less than 2 years away from being a major playoff factor is now virtually useless as a basketball player. Looks like Kevin Pelton was right after all.

Who the hell is Kevin Pelton?
@jrich23
Jason Richardson

Meanwhile, Jameer Nelson has pulled off a disappearing act so startling that even Richardson doesn’t know where to find him. As someone who has loved Meer since he was an undersized youngster trying to convince his coach that he was definitely much better than Carlos Arroyo, this is a sore subject, so we’ll let Nate Drexler handle this one as we try and fail not to cry while looking at photos of meerkats, drinking heavily, and listening to Air Supply.

Glen Davis, supposed to be an infusion of youth and hustle and defense, is instead a large clot of blubber clogging the arteries through which crisp passes and threes used to flow. Hedo shows occasional flashes of the abilities that mistakenly gave him this contract, to go with the constant blinding light that is the abilities that got him traded twice since. Quentin Richardson hasn’t been seen since he fought with Kevin Garnett in the playoffs and KG killed him. And I refuse to write any words about Chris Duhon other than “ugh”. Sadly, there aren’t enough “ugh”s in the world.

This shouldn’t have happened. Age is a bad thing, but Nelson is 29, Richardson 31, and Hedo 32. They shouldn’t be peaking, but they definitely shouldn’t be grave-bound. The Magic should have complemented their scarce but effective youth with an impressive array of former 2nd tier stars and strong management of the assets that they used to have (again, I know we said no Otis). But as the “other guys” slowly burn out, so does the flame that once burned in Orlando during late Mays and early Junes.

And that’s why, when Dwight does leave in whatever capacity, the Magic are completely, totally done. When you take a supporting cast that’s crumbling like Nazis looking into the Ark of the Covenant, and pull the stabilizing pillar that holds it all together, you’re left with a capped out mess consisting of a fantastic, young stretch 4 who can’t create for himself and a decent starting shooting guard, and a whole lot of pain. If everything goes perfectly, Andrew Bynum/Healthy Brook Lopez/Giant Pile Of Nothingness will turn out to be a good enough first option to keep them just out of decent lottery position for the foreseeable future. But if things turn out for the worst, it’s going to be a whole lot of Earl Clark.

I may have switched “perfectly” and “worst” up over there. Take your pick. Just know that Dwight has made his. The way this saga is going down has hardly been ideal, but it’s tough to blame him.

This Dwight Howard Situation Is Getting Complicated

Photo by stuckincustoms on Flickr.

 

…the Magic should play out the season with Howard. No trade, no concessions. That’s the franchise’s inclination now, and that’s what the New Jersey Nets and Los Angeles Lakers are beginning to believe will happen. All that needs to happen in the Eastern Conference playoffs are Derrick Rose and Dwyane Wade going down, and Howard could get the Magic over the top.

“Orlando is too good to trade him now,” believes one front office executive who has communicated with Magic general manager Otis Smith recently.

Via Magic Are Too Good To Trade Howard, 1/21/12

As soon as I saw the title of Woj’s latest on Dwight Howard, my mind went to Larry Coon’s chat from this week, where he painted a different picture for Orlando.

The Lakers have no shot without a sign and trade. The Mavs will be able to generate the cap space — they need to waive Vince Carter (half man, half salary dump) and Lamar Odom, who have partially-guaranteed contracts. They also need to use their amnesty waiver on Brendan Haywood. They’d then be able to give Howard a max deal. Word has it they want to move Shawn Marion for an ending contract as well, which would clear nearly enough to go after both Howard and Deron Williams, which would have to be considered their “Plan A.”

New Jersey will have enough cap room to retain Deron Williams and sign Howard.

So of the three, the only team that really needs the Magic’s help is the Lakers. The Clippers are in the same situation as the Lakers, if you want to include them on your list.

So if you’re Orlando, do you [count] on Howard needing them to facilitate a sign and trade, when two of his top three teams don’t need one, or do you get something for him while you can? Thought so.

Via Salary Cap Chat With Larry Coon, 1/18/12

Neither of them is wrong. The Magic are playing well. With the brilliant Stan Van Gundy, Howard, and reliable shooters, they are another contender’s significant injury away from the Finals. Their superstar won’t be traded tomorrow.

At the same time, would you pick Orlando to win the title this year? No. If you’re Howard, would you choose the Magic over your other options, assuming they don’t get you a sidekick? Probably not. Would Steve Nash be enough? I’m not sure.

Otis Smith has to be focused on finding a way to keep Howard around, but remain prepared to shift into trade mode if and when it becomes clear there’s no chance he’s staying. He has to be looking at deals that would send Howard away and deals that would make his team more attractive for Howard. He has to gauge how willing Howard would be to leave some money on the table by signing elsewhere without a trade. None of this is simple.

This is why the rest of the month is important for the Magic. They’re about to play six games in eight nights: home and away dates with both Boston and Indiana, plus New Orleans and Philadelphia on the road. As bad as the Celtics look right now, they usually play Orlando tough. The Sixers and Pacers aren’t the Heat and Thunder, but Indy has been about as good as the Magic and Philly has been better. This stretch will be a test.

If the Magic perform well to close out January, they can keep talking about keeping Howard around for a little while longer, at least. If they don’t, everyone is going to claim Howard’s uncertain status is affecting the team. Regardless of whether or not he’s actually a distraction, a losing streak here could make Otis Smith’s job a bit simpler. Can’t you just picture it? “Magic Lose To Hornets, Dwight Up All Night Texting With Kobe.” Barf.

The Lakers Are Still The Lakers

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8-8xeUvS1g

Chris Paul is reportedly close to being on his way to Los Angeles in a three-way deal that will send Pau Gasol to Houston and Lamar Odom, Kevin Martin and Luis Scola to New Orleans. And, other than the confectioners and various candy proprietors in the greater NOLA area, we are all doomed.

Dwight Howard will end up on the Lakers. It is inevitable. But he is not the real villain; he will simply be Darth Vader, corrupted by power and really, really sick of C3POtis-Smith.

The emperor? Our real overlord? He will come in his winged chariot, flags a-flying. He will look like this.

Photo by pictrhound via Flickr

Prepare yourselves, NBA fans. The Empire is coming. We have seen the enemy before, and they most certainly are not us. We would definitely not wave flags if we were one of the most storied teams in the modern NBA. We would never find ourselves to be insufferable fools who use noxious, jewelry-based arguments. It is simply Laker fans that are like this, obviously.

Or maybe we would. Maybe a run of luck comparable to LA’s might stir up some insufferable behavior of our own. Unfortunately, we might not ever know again. The Lakers are going to win the next 18 championships. The fans will cheer. And they’re going to be really annoying.

You’d probably do the same.

Shot Fiction: Serge Ibaka Joins The Stars

Photo from Skiwalker79 via Flickr

ORLANDO Feb. 26 Serge Ibaka crossed the court of the Amway Center in a state of complete and total awareness.

The locker room had never felt so far away. Every sense he had felt heightened, burdened to the max by the power of the venue and the occasion. His ears were burning with the sounds of fans making their way towards the concession stands, mixed with the remnants of the sting from the halftime buzzer. His eyes focused on Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant as they too walked towards the locker room, just a few feet in front of him. In the corner of his left eye he saw an ever jolly Craig Sager – in a horrendous green and purple suit topped off with a red tie – interviewing a sweating Blake Griffin, and above them he saw the shimmering scoreboard lights that read “West – 74, East – 68″. His shoulders felt heavy under the weight of his first ever all-star jersey, and his mouth was completely dry. Every step felt like a miscalculation. He didn’t even know if he belonged.

To be fair, though he was still somewhat of a work in progress, Serge had made major strides this season. The new and improved mid-range jumper he developed in his summer Eurobasket stint would come (34 points, 8 of 11 from 16 to 23 feet against Sacramento) and go (4 points, 2 of 13 from the field against Dallas) as it pleased, and he still had very little non-dunking offensive game without it. But he was the main force behind the league’s second best per-possession defensive squad (those pesky Thibsy Bulls just couldn’t be usurped), leading the league in blocks per game (3.4), approaching double-digit rebounds (9.6), and even showing the courage to yell directions at Kendrick Perkins.

And yet, in the deep West, it didn’t feel to him like he should be an all-star. Ibaka wasn’t named in the original 12 man squad, and with guys like Kevin Love, or break-out third year guards Tyreke Evans and Stephen Curry being held out by their teams’ bad records, Serge didn’t seem like he would be next in line. Even when Kevin Durant, asked about the Thunder’s league-leading 49-8 record going into the all-star break, said that it’s “ridiculous” that the Thunder were only granted two all-star spots, the NBA’s analytical community used the remarks as a chance to pump up the candidacy of James Harden, who was banging home a nightly 18 points per game behind a newly found 40% three point stroke and had 6th man of the year wrapped up by mid-November. But when Zach Randolph announced that he’ll sit out all-star weekend in order to rest his sore hamstring, commissioner David Stern decided that the replacement had to be a third Thunder rep, and had to be a forward. In that case, it had to be Serge.

Coach Scotty Brooks, who was awarded the privilege of managing the exhibition game’s Western rotations, already told Serge not to expect many minutes. “You were a replacement”, Brooks said, “and even though I love you more than anybody on this roster, the fans want the West’s power forward to be Blake. Nobody else”. And boy, did the fans speak out on that one – Griffin virtually broke the ballots as far as all-star fan voting, outranking even Kobe Bryant in the Western Conference. This time, the fans couldn’t even be blamed of any wrong-doing – with Blake’s Clippers holding up at a surprising 32-22 come break time, Griffin was making noise even in MVP discussions. When he decided to skip out on both the Rookie Challenge (“he’s not really a sophomore anyway, so I’m cool with that” said replacement Ed Davis) and the Dunk Contest (Kia remained a sponsor), ensuring that he could only be seen on the big stage, Ibaka’s minutes were the first casualty.

When Serge finally did enter the game, there were only 5 minutes left in the half. Even worse, the game was a complete and total farce. Serge had seen all-star games before, but he never realized how lax they were – never the person to stop running, he started off by making two wide-open fastbreak dunks before he was accused of cherry-picking by players from both sides. He spent the rest of his first half stint running around, setting picks, jumping for blocks on defense. On one of those jumps, he connected viciously – Deron Williams had set up a Dwight Howard alley-oop with a gorgeous pass, only Serge jumped with the herculean big man, his arm meeting the ball a solid 12 feet above the ground, and sending it earthward with a loud smack. Charles Barkley managed a tired yelp from the broadcasting booth; Serge just focused on the next possession. It ended with yet another Kobe Bryant 30 footer rattling in above Paul Pierce’s amused, barely stretched arms.

And so came the buzzer. Serge left the court slowly, trying to figure out if he had a place here, or at least, whether he’ll be given a chance to prove so. When suddenly, a voice came from behind him.

“Yo. I-BLO-CKA.”

The voice drawled, and was full of contempt, as if the speaker was making fun of the nickname that the media had so willingly bestowed upon Serge.

Westbrook and Durant immediately stopped their walks and swiveled toward the voice, as if sensing that a friend was soon to be in need. Serge turned as well, though without the determination that defined the motions of his teammates. In front of him stood the full form of what seemed like a very irritated Dwight Howard.

Seeing an irritated Dwight Howard wasn’t as much of a rarity as it was in previous years. The ever-present joy from previous years had seemingly dissipated in a tenuous Orlando locker room. When the Magic lost their first four games, Howard demanded more shot attempts; when they were 2-8, he asked a reporter why Ryan Anderson wasn’t getting more minutes over Brandon Bass; and when the team stumbled to a 6-15 record in mid-December, despite him maintaining averages of 23 and 12, he had finally requested a trade. The request was granted mere hours before the All-Star tipoff, with the final deal being Howard and Chris Duhon moving to Los Angeles for Andrew Bynum, Lamar Odom, surprising rookie guard Darius Morris, and a future first round pick. Since the deal was announced so close to the game itself, a combination of logistics and Stern dictated that Dwight would still play for the East.

The All-Star game itself wasn’t going much better for Dwight. Appearing in front of the Amway Center crowd as a home player for the last time, Howard was booed rigorously during introductions, drawing even harsher jeers than LeBron James. He then proceeded to miss two straight wide open dunks to start the game, as well as airball a three pointer that he took at the first quarter buzzer, with an eager Carmelo Anthony egging him on. Ibaka’s block, specifically, had seemed to affect him harshly, though he concealed it well to the untrained eye, wearing his trademark smile and laughing heartily once he and Ibaka had descended from the apexes of their respective jumps. The Amway crowd’s cheers upon witnessing their former idol’s humiliation couldn’t have been helpful, either.

“What do you think you’re doing?” Howard asked Ibaka, agitation still radiating from his brow, “this is the second quarter of the All-Star game. We don’t play defense before the 4th. You tryin’ to make me look bad?”

“I don’t know, Dwight”, Ibaka answered, “I always play defense”.

By this point, not only Durant and Westbrook were looking, but so were Sager and Griffin, their generic interview clearly much less interesting than what was happening well within earshot’s range. Griffin scratched his head, while Sager’s incredulous expression looked almost as unnatural as his clothing.

Howard leaned closer to Ibaka, and said in a deep voice “defense is my thing, not yours, kid.” Seemingly unsatisfied, he added “and let me tell you, you better be playing that defense in May.”

The two men stared each other in the eye when Westbrook’s voice broke into the conversation:

“Or what? You’ll get stopped by Perk again?”

Howard’s head shot quickly towards the point guard. Durant was trying very hard to stifle a smile. The arena felt much quieter than it actually was as Dwight strained his face, clearly unfamiliar with the bully role. He was much better at intimidating his opponent on the court than off it, much more in his element making Stan Van Gundy noises than making threats.

Suddenly, he smiled again.

“Just playin’, Sergie boy”, he exclaimed happily. “Good block, good block. Try to get Bron next time.” He then proceeded to run into the tunnel, perhaps a bit faster than he intended, mumbling something about playing with Pau Gasol in the high post.

Ibaka looked at Westbrook, then at Durant, then Westbrook again. They had the same look in their eyes as they had after their double overtime win in Miami in December: a quick flash of satisfaction, followed by hunger for more. He knew that his own eyes were projecting the exact same picture towards them.

Kevin nodded his head, and Russell extended a fist.

Serge bumped it, and the three headed into the tunnel.

Page 1 of 3123»