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NBA Draft Day Best and Worst Scenarios For The Top 10

For the most part, I hate predictions and I hate trying to make mock drafts. It’s so much work that can be completely obliterated by one single trade or Moment of Kahn.

But in honor of the NBA Draft tonight, I just can’t hold my excitement. I have to do some type of predicting so I bring you the best and worst case scenario for each of the top 10 picks in the draft. Here is my version of a Mock Draft:

#1 – Washington Wizards
Best-Case Scenario: John Wall. Wall is seriously coming into the league with a gas can and a book of matches. He’s going to burn this place to the ground. He’s quicker than just about everything. He has fast-twitch muscles in his legs that resemble pogo sticks. He has great reach and can finish with the best of them. He’s going to be a very incredible defender. No, he’s not a great shooter but that’s not necessary right away to be successful as a point guard in this league. The Wizards needed a rebirth after the Gilbert Arenas fiasco last season and are getting that tonight. Enjoy, District of Colombians.

Worst-Case Scenario: Someone cut the phone line. Really the only way the Wizards can have a bad moment here is if the phones don’t work, time runs out on their pick and Philly gets to swoop in and make their selection first.

#2 – Philadelphia 76ers
Best-Case Scenario: Aside from faulty AT&T service from Washington, the best-case for Philly is still to grab Evan Turner. Turner is one of those Brandon Roy-type of players that can do it all and do it all well. He’s probably never going to be a Top 5 player in the NBA but he also probably won’t be far from it either. Turner will be a triple-double waiting to happen once he gets handed the reigns. He gives the Sixers a lot of different options on the floor until the Sixers decide what to do with Iguodala.

Worst-Case Scenario: Doug Collins being the next head co… Oops! Ok, maybe the Eddie Jordan hire wasn’t great. Personally, I think he was a pretty good coach in Sacramento and for the most part when he was Washington. But the fit seemed pretty bad in Philadelphia after a short time there. The problem for the Sixers is they have no direction. Switching coaches three times in three years is not a recipe for success. And now they’ve hired a guy that had a rough go of it the last time he was in charge of a team. This has disaster written all over it.

#3 – New Jersey Nets
Best-Case Scenario: Derrick Favors. Favors seems to be the smartest pick here even though I don’t think he’s the best player available. He’ll play much better next to Brook Lopez than DeMarcus Cousins probably can and he’ll be very active on the glass. Favors can probably become an All-Star caliber power forward in the East and help continue to develop a nice young core with Harris, Lopez, Lee and Favors to entice a top-level free agent this summer. While I don’t think Favors is in that category of being able to change the game in any way, he seems like a great fit and a nice prospect for Nets fans to watch grow.

Worst-Case Scenario: Those Wesley Johnson rumors were ugly and that’s the worst-case scenario for the Nets at this point. Wesley isn’t a bad player. He just shouldn’t be the third pick in any draft. Plus, with Wes being the pick at number three it probably would have meant Carlos Boozer was going to be the target in free agency this summer. Sure, you’re be improving a team that barely won 12 games this season but not enough to make fans want to give a damn.

#4 – Minnesota Timberwolves
Best-Case Scenario: David Kahn forgets what day it is and doesn’t accompany the Wolves front office in making a selection. Look at the damage he’s done over the last couple of days. He claimed that it would be hard for him to screw this draft up (without realizing that those were verbal daggers into my eardrums). Then he almost traded Al Jefferson for Zach Randolph. You know, David… if you don’t want me to be a fan of the team, you just have to say so. No need to drag all of the other fans into this. Just ask me to leave.

Worst-Case Scenario: David Kahn remembers what day it is. HE ALMOST TRADED AL JEFFERSON FOR ZACH RANDOLPH!!!!! This is astounding to me. What’s the best year Zach Randolph has ever had in this league? And I’m not talking pure stats but an overall sense of worth. It had to be last season and the Grizzlies didn’t even make the playoffs. Kahn was about to put Randolph and Love together in the frontcourt with Darko Milicic as the hand that rocks the cradle. How was this ever considered? Some GMs have a knack for the NBA Draft and the others run my favorite team. UGH.

#5 – Sacramento Kings
Best-Case Scenario: DeMarcus Cousins. There isn’t a better option for the Kings. He’s more important on this team than even Evan Turner could be. The Kings need a monster inside. DeMarcus Cousins is easily capable of being that monster. With the way I saw Coach Westphal handle different things this past season, I think he can deal with Cousins’ legendary temper. Yes, there is a good chance that Cousins will be a malcontent in his first go-around with the league and might need a change of scenery at some point to reform. But if that doesn’t happen and he just gets it right away, the Kings would be set with a phenomenal post player and an unstoppable guard.

Worst-Case Scenario: DeMarcus Cousins comes to the team and the Kings decide to bring in John Calipari to be the new head coach. No, this has no chance of happening. But it crossed my mind when trying to find a worst-case scenario and it was either that or writing about Cole Aldrich here. I don’t really feel like writing about Cole right now.

#6 – Golden State Warriors
Best-Case Scenario: Ekpe Udoh. Udoh isn’t the best player available by any means and he’s probably going to be difficult to watch on offense. But the Warriors need someone to protect the basket and I don’t think you can find anyone better in this draft than Udoh to do that. Udoh can block and challenge a lot of shots throughout a game. With the way the Warriors play defense, he’ll probably lead the league in both blocks and fouls as a rookie. Five per game for each wouldn’t be out of the question.

Worst-Case Scenario: Charlie Bell is your starting center. It’s Nellie’s last year (presumably). You don’t think he’ll go out guns blazing and trying to leave his mark on the game of basketball? Charlie Bell at center does that.

#7 – Detroit Pistons
Best-Case Scenario: Trade up and go get Cousins! I just don’t understand what the problem is here. The Wolves are willing to deal the fourth pick. I know they say they aren’t but there has to be a package available for the Pistons to move up. Prince, #7 and Summers/Daye would most likely get the job done. How could you not pull the trigger on that deal if you’re Detroit? What’s the hold up? Nostalgia? Get over it! Go get your star of the future. It’s the only way for this team to be relevant for the next four years (coincidentally, that’s when Charlie V’s and Ben G’s contracts expire).

Worst-Case Scenario: Last summer. No, they can’t repeat what happened last summer but they also can’t get away from it for another four years. They are stuck in standings limbo as they watch other teams make moves with cap flexibility all around them.

#8 – Los Angeles Clippers
Best-Case Scenario: (Insert Donald Sterling’s demise joke here)

Worst-Case Scenario: (Insert Donald Sterling staying as the owner joke here)



#9 – Utah Jazz
Best-Case Scenario: Still can’t believe they have this pick and the Knicks don’t. Xavier Henry is the best move for the Jazz here. He’s probably a year or two away from truly being a contributor in this league but the idea of him and Deron Williams in the same backcourt together is pretty fun. Jazz really can’t screw this pick up because it’s free talent for them. Thanks again, Isaiah.

Worst-Case Scenario: Re-signing Carlos Boozer to a big deal in order to retain him. Just let it go and give yourself another year to retool the roster into something great. Suture up the wound; don’t slap a band-aid on it.



#10 – Indiana Pacers
Best-Case Scenario: Ed Davis. I’m not quite sure why people are SO high on Ed Davis. I think he’s a nice prospect and will be a very serviceable player in this league. He can probably even be a perennial starter on a good team for much of his career if he continues to develop. But to think this guy is a future star is sort of insane. At the same time, the Pacers need to be smart about this pick. Grabbing some flavor of the month wing player is probably a bad idea. They can probably trade for a point guard and get more of a steady hand than any rookie could give them. Davis gives them some more options inside. Put him next to Roy Hibbert and that’s not a bad big man combo for the next half decade.

Worst-Case Scenario: Grabbing another white player. I know Luke Babbitt and Gordon Hayward are in the mix. And they’d probably be fine selections to add to the scoring punch of this team. But the ruthless and unmerciful ribbing Pacers fans would get from EVERYBODY around the league would just be sort of cruel. It would be funny as hell but it would be cruel.

More Random Predictions:

- David Kahn will undoubtedly make some stupid pick or trade that causes Matt Moore to flood my cell phone, gChat and email with torturous comments. I will then block all communication with Matt until Kahn is fired in 2024.

- The Grizzlies end up keeping all three of their first round picks because of Michael Heisley. They could probably move up in the draft by packaging a couple of them or they could acquire a pretty good player by letting someone like Cleveland get back into the first round. But more likely, Michael Heisley will control his team’s fate and Thabeet the hell out of the fans’ hopes.

- Patrick Patterson will be a little cross-eyed during his interview. It will make me giggle and question his ability to make it in this league.

- Hornets fans will be upset that they didn’t draft Cole Aldrich. The rest of the world will want to slap some sense into them.

- Sam Presti will once again show us how it’s done. It’s really not fair that he’s SO GOOD at the draft and the rest of the league is SO MEDIOCRE at the draft. Somehow, he moved up to the 18th spot and grabbed a decent role player without having to give up much at all. He finds the teams desperate to cut payroll (even though it’s not much at all) and he wipes the floor with them. It’s actually quite impressive to watch.

- We will all enjoy a night of chaos and trade rumor tornadoes. The NBA Draft is one of the best nights of the year for sports. Celebrate it.  

Profiles in NBA Draft Awesomeness: DeMarcus Cousins Is The Magnetic Field

We’re making this way more complicated than it needs to be.

Honestly. This is not advanced calculus. This is not chemical engineering. This is not the eternal debate of the soul. And yet we find ourselves in a position where DeMarcus Cousins is entering Thursday’s draft as one of the single most divisive figures in the NBA, and he hasn’t even been arrested, nor has he played a single minute. We have invented this cacophony against him, based off of what, him shouting frustration on the floor? Being willing to play dirty? Disrespecting his college coach, who, though I love the man, tends to be a player advocate and not a hardass? This is what we’re calling problematic?

I’ll feel silly if Cousins winds up like so many other players with “character issues.” But then, you know what? You can’t tell. You can’t.

You know why?

Sheed’s why.

In Vegas for Summer League in 2008, Matt Watson and I took a trip to the Cheesecake Factory inside the Shops at Ceasar’s Palace in Vegas. It was a fun little jaunt to see whether or not we’d run into anyone, and yielded little result. But the Sheed story stuck with me. There was an element that was left out.  The bartender told me that Sheed would bring his kids in and they would run around while he ate. Just another dad, taking his kids out. This jives with the rumors that Sheed wanted out of the 2008 All-Star Game because his wife had booked a trip for the family and he didn’t want to catch hell. I can understand that. The point is not whether or not these stories are true. It’s that it would make sense if they were. Sheed gives that vibe. You know what vibe he also gives?

A dude that has to be removed from the officials’ locker room after the Finals because he wanted to chat with the referees. The guy that racks up technicals like they’re power pellets and he’s Pacman. The loose cannon.

There’s depth that we miss with television. Celebrity doesn’t allow you to have any context, any texture, any rhythm to your personality. Don’t get me wrong. When I’m jamming out a 350 word post on ProBasketballTalk.com, I use phrases like “the dynamic point guard” or “the troubled small forward” as much as anyone. You’re basically trying to point out why you are or are not giving someone the benefit of the doubt, based on their past behavior. But Cousins is facing not just qualms about his behavior but his ability to produce on the court. Questions of his athleticism. As if Derrick Favors ability to jump really high even though he’s about as natural with a basketball as a flamingo is with a tricycle is somehow a superior factor. Look, I love the athletic guys. The Patron Saints of Paroxysm are all hyper athletic forwards. But Cousins’ is athletic. You know how he’s athletic? He’s strong as a freaking bull. That’s how he’s athletic. That weird, natural scoring ability that guys have? He’s got it. He doesn’t quit or get lost on defense. And when he’s going off or stomping and snorting like said bull? He’s at least engaged in the game. That’s what you want. You don’t worry about a guy who’s too emotional during a game, you worry about the ones who look bored, despondent, lost.

Cousins is the biggest bully I’ve seen in college basketball in a long time. He quite literally manhandles guys to the basket, then powers it in. He’s confident in his dribble, in his post moves, in his positioning. He understand where the floor is. I know that sound idiotic. Bear with me. You know how many rookies don’t have a sense of the floor dimensions, try and go baseline and wind up on the other side of the line? Many. And it floors me. But Cousins knows where he’s at and is able to finish. None of this “I’m long and athletic! As long as I get it up there, it should be fine!” business. You know what the results in? Those “five tapbacks that don’t fall and a defensive rebound” plays. The ones that make you lose your brain as a fan.

Cousins is not perfect. He’s not a shining example of maturity and poise. But he’s a beast of a forward, able to run, navigate the lane, and when he adds the man-bulk, is going to be like a Brahma spitting bullets.

This isn’t this complicated. Take the best basketball player. Take DeMarcus Cousins.

TrueHoop Network NBA Mock Draft: Chicago Bulls Select Luke Babbitt

#1 — John Wall, Washington Wizards — Truth About It
#2 — Evan Turner, Philadelphia 76ers — Philadunkia
#3 — Derrick Favors, New Jersey Nets
– NetsAreScorching
#4 — Wesley Johnson, Minnesota T’Wolves
— A Wolf Among Wolves
#5 — DeMarcus Cousins, Sacramento Kings – Cowbell Kingdom
#6 — Greg Monroe, Golden State Warriors — Warriors World
#7 — Ekpe Udoh, Detroit Pistons — Piston Powered
#8 — Al-Farouq Aminu, Los Angeles Clippers — Clipper Blog
#9 — Xavier Henry, Utah Jazz — Salt City Hoops
#10 — Paul George, Indiana Pacers — 8 Points, 9 Seconds
#11 — Cole Aldrich, New Orleans Hornets — Hornets 24/7
#12 — Ed Davis, Memphis Grizzlies — 3 Shades of Blue
#13 — Avery Bradley, Toronto Raptors — Raptors Republic
#14 — Patrick Patterson, Houston Rockets — Hardwood Paroxysm
#15 — Gordon Hayward, Milwaukee Bucks — Bucksketball
#16 – Hassan Whiteside, Minnesota TimbeLOLvesWolf Among Wolves

WITH THE 17TH PICK IN THE 2010 TRUEHOOP NETWORK NBA MOCK DRAFT, THE CHICAGO BULLS SELECT LUKE BABBITT, SF/PF, NEVADA!

I know what you’re thinking. “But Matt! They already have Taj Gibson and Luol Deng and James Johnson and their two-guard is currently occupied by a fading defense-minded point guard that can’t shoot! They can’t possibly take Babbitt!”

Au contraire.

What’s the biggest goal for the Bulls this summer? Everyone, all together.

LeBron James. Very good, class.  Their second priority? Chris Bosh. Which means that at some point, they’re going to be involved in a sign and trade, which means that Luol Deng? He’s gone. See ya. Out of here. Someone else’s problem. If they don’t get James, they’re still in good position to get Bosh, or Stoudemire. And that means a sign and trade, and that means a lack of depth at combo-forward. Babbitt gives them a guy who can spell James, work within the offense, has high athleticism, can play either position, can work as a big in a pinch, and spread the floor. He’s an actual, honest to God, three-point shooter.  He’s a smaller, more athletic Brad Miller. And since the Bulls are probably losing Brad Miller, this has to be the pick.

Because if we didn’t have Brad Miller, we’d have to invent him.

(NOTE: NOT ACTUALLY ANYTHING LIKE BRAD MILLER OUTSIDE OF BEING A WHITE THREE POINT SHOOTER. FORGET IT, HE’S ROLLING.)

YOU, SIR, ARE ON THE CLOCK, MR. “LEBRON JAMES SHOULD TOTALLY WANT TO COME PLAY WITH MIKE BEASLEY AND MARIO CHALMERS!”

Profiles in Draft Awesomeness: Evan Turner Shall Overcome

Draft. Quickly.

It kills me that the Sixers wound up with this kid. There are so many teams that could really use him, that need him, that aren’t in such general disarray as the Sixers. The team doesn’t know whether it’s coming or going. Thaddeus Young is a small forward that may end up playing power forward even though he dislikes playing power forward (or at least that’s what he told me back in 08. Maybe he’s changed his mind.) Andres Nocioni and Spencer Hawes are now part of their foundation down low. Iguodala was dangled, then retracted, then dangled, then retracted, as if the organization was like some sort of telescopic arm.  Sixer fans continue to tell me that Jrue Holiday is the future at point guard and I remain skeptical.  But they watch that team night in and night out, so we can go with it.

The real problem is that the Sixers are a team that’s not looking for leadership. They’re looking for chemistry and a system that works. Maybe Doug Collins will be the one who brings that. But Turner could be so much more. I started gawking at the kid’s numbers five games into last season. I thought they’d tail off (and they did, sort of), but the fact that they were there showed what he was capable of, and when trying to determine a ceiling, that’s a pretty good sign. Then he broke his back. I figured that meant a drop to the teens for him. I mean, the kid broke multiple vertabrae. Who comes back from that? Who fights through that?

Then, not only did he come back, but he came back with a vengeance.  I watched his second game back against Minnesota where he went 9 of 16 from the field, with 8 rebounds, 7 assists, and 4 steals, and simply could not believe it. He was everywhere. All the time. Then a few days later, I caught him against Purdue, where he leveled 32 points on 11 of 21 shooting (!) and 9 rebounds. This three games back from a broken back.

The performance and numbers and athleticism are why he will get drafted. But if we’re writing a narrative, the fact that he busted his ass to get back and play means something. Sure, it was partially because he probably knew what this season meant for his draft stock and he had to protect his livelihood. But it also shows a hyper-competitveness that will serve him well. Not to go all You-Know-Who-Has-A-Bestseller-About-The-History-Of-Basketball here, but there are guys you want to step onto that floor for your team, or alongside you if you’re a player. Guys you can count on, who are going to go out and execute, no matter what. And Turner has shown every evidence of being that guy.

And maybe I’m wrong. Maybe they’ll trade Iguodala. Maybe Iggy will accept a lesser role and they’ll turn the keys over to Turner. They should. Because Turner shows every indication of being the kind of guy who drops into enemy territory, blows up the supply station, then goes home with the enemy general’s wife.

NBA Lottery: I’m Just Sayin, Keep Your Options Open, Wiz

From a Karmic perspective, there was no better fanbase to root for winning the lottery than the Washington Wizards. Their fans watched as Arenas and Co. teased them with second-round contention, then fell into oblivion. Then they watched as the team came back and said “It’s cool, we’re back!” then once again jumped off the roof. And again. Then they dealt with this season. And really, there hasn’t been a more interesting development of emotion among a fanbase that I’ve seen as the one that evolved in Washington. Arenas was so hammered by the mainstream press that the fans actually rallied around him. Let’s say that again. This fanbase is so screwed up because of their history that they opted to back the dude that brought a gun into the locker room of the building where they all came to see the team play. The guy that commonly released cryptic statements to the press, failed to come back repeatedly from knee injuries, and then when he did, exhibited almost no leadership and had only mediocre play. That’s the guy who ended up with the support out of this trainwreck.

Antawn Jamison? Not a strong enough player and a passive aggressive weakling. Caron Butler? Selfish. Get those bums out of here. I want the 32.00 usage player with the federal gun charges!

I don’t blame them. You react oddly when you watch something you love get blown to smithereens. And Arenas has always been the guy. He’s the one fans attach themselves to. Tuff Juice? A fine sidekick, as long as he’s the sidekick and they’re winning. Jamison? Great teammate, a stellar support guy. But it had to be Zero.  He was the personality, the superstar, and fans are territorial about their superstars.

So you have to feel good for the Wizards fans.

The team? I kind of feel like they didn’t serve the time they deserved. Much like Arenas. It wasn’t their fault. The team construct seemed like a good plan, but it wasn’t. It happens. At the same time, though, when you opt for a course of action in the NBA and it’s a total disaster, there’s typically some period of darkness before you get it together and have another go at it. But instead, the Gods have bestowed the best prospect since Carmelo Anthony (Wade wasn’t considered that high of a prospect at the time, great, but not, you know, DWade). They get a do-over. An immediate second chance.

What’s bizarre is that this is immediately being seen as a second chance for the Gilbert Arenas Wizards.

Which is like bringing Jimmie Hendrix back from the dead and putting him on SmashMouth. Or the Fray.

The wheels are already turning. As Mike Prada outlines in this piece on drafting John Wall, he’s passionate that Wall and Arenas are a perfect fit. Arenas can slide to the 2 just like he did with Larry Hughes in 05, he wants to play off-ball, and all will be well. Kyle’s already bringing the hatchet to my freakout when I discovered Arenas had the eighth highest usage last year.  The sentiment is: keep Arenas! Draft Wall! Wall plus Arenas = DOUBLE SUPER HAPPY WIN!

I’m not sold.

I’m not saying it can’t work. It can. But looking at Synergy for last season? 49.9% of Arenas’ offense came from Isolation and Pick and Roll Ball Handler. Okay, no biggie, he was the point guard. That’s going to happen. But it does tend to fit in with the profile. Arenas wants the ball in his hands, and he’s going to want to score with it. Let’s get past his 40.5% FG percentage on Spot-Up plays, his 18.2% FG percentage on Off-Screen plays, or the moderately disappointing 44.4% on Cut plays (he only had 12 of them after all).  Essentially we’re saying that a player with considerable ego is going to immediately revert to the same player he was five years ago, after two knee surgeries, to be a complimentary player to a rookie.

And let’s be clear, that’s what he is now.

Let’s say Wall fails all expectations. That he’s just not that good. He doesn’t get it, doesn’t make the jump, and doesn’t pan out.  If Arenas is still your primary guy, you’re looking at the same team you expected to have this season, which isn’t good. But Wall’s not going to fail. He’s going to be incredible. His game translates better to the pro game than an prospect I’ve seen since Wade and I had no idea Wade would be that good. He’s a franchise in and of himself. Sticking him on a squad with Arenas is a threat to his potential, could damage his rookie season, provide a bad influence on him, and generally stunt him. He’s your guy now. He’s your second chance.

Prada mentioned that he thinks it’s moot because Arenas simply won’t fetch anything on open market. To which I ask “When have all 30 NBA franchises been smart enough to avoid a bad decision?” And this year more than any other there’s reason to believe teams will take a chance. We have a high-demand, low-supply free agency class, which means someone’s going to get desperate. You have the Grizzlies with Z-Bo giving the impression it’s never too late to change.There’s going to be someone out there willing to give up assets for a “top flight” point guard. Hell, I’d be okay with the Grizzlies doing a sign-and-trade with Rudy Gay for him. I know that sounds insane but at least with Arenas I know he’s really good at one particular thing I can (sort-of) count on. And come on. Z-Bo And Zero? In Memphis? If you’re going to crash, crash spectacularly. But even if it’s not Memphis, it would be someone. And if the best you can get out of it is future picks, that’s fine too.  Build for the future. Be patient. You don’t have to surround Wall with All-Stars right now, in fact, unless it’s a Boston with Rondo situation, I’d argue you shouldn’t. Make an exception for LeBron or a top free agent. But otherwise you’re doing a disservice not only to your franchise’s development of Wall, but to what Wall can be regardless.

That said, it could work. If Gilbert Arenas decides to take a backseat and IF the Wizards can’t get a better offer for complimentary pieces and IF the locker room’s screwed up environment doesn’t completely poison him, then this could work out great. But they should at least keep their options open.

Apparently Grunfeld is keeping all options open, including not drafting Wall at all. And hey, Turner’s a great prospect, been impressed with him since early season, and the comeback-from-breaking-his-back-and-then-killing-everyone thing only boosted that. The risk is that Wall has such a high ceiling this could be one of those things that pains your franchise for years. “We could have had John Wall but we decided to build around Gilbert Arenas who played half a mediocre season after multiple knee surgeries before getting suspended for half a season due to federal gun charges involving bringing a weapon to a locker room and bringing them out in regards to a playful argument with a teammate.” Just say that out loud.

They’re not trading the pick, thank God, since anyone you’d have to get in return is a free agent this summer anyway.  I like keeping your options open, but only between two approaches. Trading Arenas and building around Wall (the surefire, easy, simple approach to franchise rebuilding) or trying to make it work with both of them in the backcourt (makes the fans happiest).

This is a monumental decision, and not an easy one. Two years ago I argued that the Bulls shouldn’t take Rose and should instead take Beasley because they were already set at guard with Kirk Hinrich and Ben Gordon. So it’s not like I haven’t said some remarkably stupid things about situations like this.  But the simplest option, just adding a fantastic player to your best collection of players, is still not always the best move, for your team or for the prospect.

And that’s what a lot of this comes down to. From the first Kentucky game I watched, I was blown away by Wall. I saw him running that college offense with kids that can’t hit open 12 foot baseline jumpers and started freaking out. I started envisioning him with pick and roll (admittedly with Brook Lopez and not Epic Vale) capabilities, with transition systems and good players. His ceiling is so high you need the Hubble. So the idea of him being put in a poisonous situation with a guy I’ve admittedly turned on (but haven’t completely given up on) makes me queasy. I want what’s going to make Wall the best player, which will in turn make the Wizards the best they can. And just going with “add him, no change” seems like a dangerous scenario. It’s not like that roster is chock full of high character guys. You’ve got to put potential in the best situation to succeed. Getting the top pick was a great thing for the Wizards. I’m just concerned that the emotional, confusing situation might not make for the best situation for Wall.

The 2010 Hardwood Paroxysm Draft Lottery Drinking Game

It’s that magical time again folks! Time for us to join the hallowed bands of happy fans, praying, dreaming, hoping for a better day in the sun thanks to the lottery Gods. And just as we have in the past, we’ve got a drinking game ready for you. Add your suggestions in the comments, and remember to keep the cacao in the cupboard. This ain’t no Manhattan martini game.

  • Note: Pour one out in advance for Elgin. (via @j_d_hastings)
  • Every time Adam Silver takes more than 7 seconds, from first syllable to last, announcing which team is next on the lottery list, take 1 drink per second over.
  • Jay-Z sighting: one drink
  • Prohkorov mention: 1 drink
  • Evan Turner mention: 1 drink
  • Every time David Kahn fidgets: 1 drink
  • Every time someone mentions the T-wolves 3-PG draft, take a drink.
  • Every Lebron/Cal package deal mention (even though it is completely irrelevant tonight’s proceedings): 1 drink
  • Every time Stuart Scott attempts the John Wall dance: 3 drinks
  • 1 drink every time Don Nelson takes a drink (you know they have got a hidden cam on him tonight): Drink 1 with Don
  • When Minny wins the lottery: Pop open the champagne!
  • Jazz get a top 3 pick: Pop open the sparkling mineral water
  • Everytime Tyreke is asked a question or had something said about him and the camera cuts to him nervously staring at the floor, waiting for a subject change.
  • Every time a white guy is mentioned as a possible Pacer pick, huff some glue.
  • Each time Blake Griffin is mentioned, tap your right knee for luck, then drink
  • Each time Irene Pollin sighting? Take a shot. You know. A Shot.
  • Each time Jrue Holiday shifts from one leg to the other, have your drink slip out of your hand, then drink to the person replacing you.
  • Every Danny Granger appearance, sing the Batman theme, then drink.
  • Every shot of the “secret” actual lottery distribution: 1 drink
  • Every time Mike Prada or Kyle Wedie’s soul dies: 1 drink
  • Every time Isiah Thomas is mentioned, give all your liquor to a friend for Steve Francis. (via @noamschiller)
  • Take a shot every time they mention that the knicks traded away their pick (via@NickNoHeartTPFS)

After event, immediately seek medical attention for alcohol poisoning.

Tonight you can join in on the fun with the official hashtag for paroxysm’s coverage which we’ll be compiling into a post: #lottoxysm.

JOIN US!

The Harris-Wall Conundrum: NBA Trade Mechanics Through A Formulaic Approach

Once it became apparent that the New Jersey Nets were the single worst team in the National Basketball Association and that John Wall was going to be the number one overall pick by light years, the questions immediately began.

If they do land the overall pick, do they trade Devin Harris?

When Harris hasn’t been in a suit due to injury this season, he has watched his performance plummet on the worst team in the league. Points, PER, assists, rebounds, all have dropped dramatically. Given the fact that Wall is considered by many (including people who aren’t completely delusional like myself) to be one of the best picks of the last decade, even with only a 25% chance of actually winning the lottery, the seeds for moving up a Harris-move timetable were planted.

That line of thinking started evolving once it became apparent that the Nets were broken beyond repair and it was worth considering a complete blowup.

It’s a minefield. Trade him too early and you risk ending up without a point guard next year. Ask the Sixers how that’s working out. Even if they were able to get back some reasonable talent for Harris, that could potentially complicate their summer free agent plans. Then again, waiting till after the lottery could result in Harris’ value dropping between now and then. Keeping the two of them is simply too tricky of  a situation, not to mention like hoarding beef jerky in the desert instead of trying to find water.

The complex nature of the problem has created conflicting reports, with the latest outlining a full recline from aggressive trade talks, if there was ever considerable intensity in the first place.

But exactly how do you figure this kind of a question out? What are the parameters that need to be considered and ignored? How can we approach this in a more subjective manner? My first thought was to attack the question using a game theory model. After all, a trade by necessity involves interaction with competition in a marketplace, revolving around a primary decision. But I needed help. A lot of help.

With a big ol’ hat tip to Henry Abbott, I contacted Brian Tung of the advanced theoretics blog The Null Hypodermic and asked him for help with a conceptual model. I gave him the following elements to consider.

  • The Nets will undoubtedly finish with the worst record in the league, giving them a 25% chance at winning the lottery. John Hollinger’s adjusted probabilities actually put it at 25.5%.
  • Wall’s value is more than just being widely considered not only the best prospect in the draft, but according to many (including myself) the best prospect to come out of college since Dwyane Wade.
  • Harris has shown a significant downturn in production this season.
  • Trading Harris lowers the Nets’ payroll, assuming they trade for assets of lesser or expiring value, which is a premium for them.
  • At the same time, trading Harris costs them a valuable young veteran point guard, which could be an incentive for free agent prospects this summer, their ultimate goal.
  • There are no other outstanding point guards in the upcoming draft, which would make losing out on the #1 and falling to 2-4 disastrous without Harris.

Having provided Brian with the basic elements with which to construct an outline, here’s his response:

From the outset it must be acknowledged that any model will leave out all kinds of things.  It is best therefore to be clear about what we’re leaving out, so that they can be addressed outside the model.  Also, I’m writing as I think (and vice versa), so this may only be half-baked.  I’d have to give it some more thought to bake it outright.

One difficulty in modelling most of these kinds of decisions is determining how to value basketball assets.  Advanced statistics like PER and APM have improved matters somewhat, but as the dispute over them demonstrates, we still have a long way to go.  But a more significant difficulty is determining how to compare basketball assets to fiscal assets.  Since the Nets are probably going to get the first pick with a 1/4 probability whether or not they trade Harris, this decision simply cannot be made on the basis of basketball assets alone.  Fiscal assets must be taken into account, and they must somehow be valued on the same terms as basketball assets.  I’m going to assume without evidence–either for or against–that the Nets are able to do this.

I’m also going to assume for the time being that the Nets will not get Wall unless they get first pick.  I’m not sure how valid that assumption is; Minnesota could easily get the first pick and it’s not clear to me that they would pick Wall, or that if they did pick Wall it would be with the intention of keeping him.  Of course, if they did pick him to trade him, they might want to trade him for Harris, so if the Nets have already traded Harris away at that point, it might conceivably diminish their chances of getting Wall via the trade.  But for now I’ll assume that’s not a viable avenue anyway.

If that’s the case, we’re not really talking about game theory because the Nets are not competing against anyone other than themselves (irony duly noted).  There are four possibilities:

  1. Trade Harris, then fail to pick up Wall in the draft. The Nets gain some fiscal assets (call it F), but lose significant basketball assets (call it H).
  2. Trade Harris, then pick up Wall in the draft. The Nets gain fiscal assets F (might be a little less, depending on how closely we’re modelling fiscal effects), and basketball assets are about a push (you gain WH).
  3. Keep Harris, then fail to pick up Wall in the draft.  Fiscal assets and basketball assets largely unaffected.
  4. Keep Harris, then pick up Wall in the draft. Fiscal assets mostly unaffected (again, like 2, might be a little reduced), but gain basketball assets along the lines of (H, W) – H.  This mumbo-jumbo basically means that having both Harris and Wall is worth more, basketball-wise, than Harris alone, and the difference between them is what you gain.  Because they can’t play point at the same time–not in the usual sense, anyway–this difference will, however, be less than Wall’s worth on his own.

So, if you trade Harris, you gain fiscal assets F and “gain” basketball assets worth W/4 – H; we divide W by 4 because there’s only a 1/4 chance of picking up Wall, but you always lose Harris’s worth if you trade him.  If you keep Harris, your fiscal assets remain basically unchanged, but you gain basketball assets worth [(H, W) - H]/4.  If you can somehow place F, H, and W all on the same scale (i.e., compare fiscal assets to basketball assets), you can then compare your gains from the two options:

F + W/4 – H vs  [(H, W) - H]/4

Do a little algebra and you can convert that into

F vs  [(H, W) - W]/4 + 3H/4

Let’s keep things straight now: the left side is the “trade Harris” side, and the right side is the “keep Harris” side.  Now, just as adding Wall to Harris gains you less than Wall’s worth on his own, adding Harris to Wall would also gain you less than Harris’s worth on his own.  We can represent that as

F vs  (H – a medium-sized bit)/4 + 3H/4

or just

F vs  H – a little bit

The “medium-sized bit” basically represents the cost of having only one basketball to share amongst the two, in case both Harris and Wall are on the team; the “little bit” is just one-fourth of that cost.  What does this tell us?  It tells us that if you feel that you can in a sense break even on a Harris trade (i.e., gain fiscal assets equivalent to Harris’s basketball worth), you go ahead and pull that trade.  This may seem a little odd because it’s (to first order) independent of Wall’s basketball worth.  There are a few counterpoints to that observation:

  • Harris’s basketball value includes, as Matt says, his ability to attract free agents in the summer, in addition to whatever value he brings strictly on the court.
  • The “little bit” depends on how good Wall is.  If he’s a draft dud (unlikely, but it could happen), it’s essentially zero.
  • On the other hand, if he’s amazing, as in a significant upgrade from Harris out of the box, then that little bit in the final comparison could be one-fourth of Harris’s worth–possibly including Harris’s ability to draw free agents, if Wall is so good that free agents would want to play with him, too.  Of course, we wouldn’t really see Wall’s performance until after this summer’s free-agent bonanza.  (Frankly, I’m not sure it’s going to be that much of a bonanza, but we’ll see.)

If the last point is true–if you are certain Wall is that amazing–then you pull that trade if the fiscal assets you gain are worth even three-fourths of Harris’s basketball value.

I must emphasize that this cold-blooded analysis leaves out factors that may be of great importance.  For instance, I’ve assumed that the cost of losing Harris is limited to on-the-court value.  In a sense, that is true, but it discounts the psychological cost of being a historically terrible team, and the fiscal cost of diminishing gate receipts.  You could probably account for the latter, but the former is something you sort of have to feel with your gut.  Also, I’m not convinced that Harris’s downturn at this stage of his career is much more than a blip.  He could get better next year, easily.  Then, too, it might be a result of playing on a crappy team; for a ball-handler, that’s sort of a minus, statistically speaking.  If he stays with the Nets and draws some free agents, his own performance could improve as a result.  On the other hand, Wall represents youth.  If by some chance the Nets could surround him with some established talent, they could be playoff contenders at some level for years to come.  There are probably quite a few other factors that I’m not thinking of at the moment.  Probably you can come up with more.

As I said, not wholly baked.  Hope this gives you some idea of the kind of analysis that could be done, though.  A more thorough analysis would be much more time-consuming, of course.

Here’s a graphic representation of our decision choices modeled:

While obviously a base of a soup and not what you’d ladle up for paying customers, Tung’s analysis does give us a reasonably stout set of elements to consider. First and foremost is the effect of the unstable probability of Wall in the current atmosphere has in simplifying the Harris trade value to a monetary one. Given the possibility of Wall on the horizon, even at the relatively low chance they currently have, if they find the right economic model to offset Harris’ value, it would make sense under this structure.

While Harris is undoubtedly an asset not to be traded brazenly, there is some support for this kind of an approach. Jettisoning Harris provides even more freedom for what is already one of the most unburdened teams in the league come July, provided they can avoid taking on long contracts in return. And the value of Wall, determined by New Jersey’s scouts and management, is off-set by the Lottery and the devastating effect a premature trade would have on the franchise if it were to miss out on Wall.

There’s more to this question than simply “How desperate are you?” and hopefully in the weeks to come, we can shed more light on it.

Thanks to Brian Tung for his help with this post, as well as Henry Abbott for lighting the way.

We’re Going To Start Working On A Nickname For Him Now

Evan Turner is tops in the Big Ten, having garnered player of the week status the past two weeks while stuffing his stat sheet at 21.8 PPG, 14.8 RPG, and 6 APG. His stats are so ridiculous that he has gone off for a double double in every game, and even pulled off a triple double against Alcorn State.

via Rush The Court » Blog Archive » Checking in on… the Big Ten.

Please read that again. 21.8 points, 14.8 rebounds, 6 assists. I don’t give a damn if they were playing Northwest Arkansas Community College (If you can’t hack it, NACC it!- now NorthArk College). Those are numbers I can get thrilled about.

Plus, he plays for Ohio State! Those guys always pay dividends right away!

…oh.

Draft Players To Keep An Eye On: Manny Harris

There were lots of terrific performances in Week 1, but the one that caught a number of NBA scouts’ eyes was Michigan’s Manny Harris. Harris scored 18 points, grabbed 13 rebounds and delivered 10 assists in Michigan’s season opener — only the second triple-double in Michigan history.

via NBA Draft Blog – ESPN. (HT: Dan Feldman)

TRI-PLE-DOU-BLE. Plus, it would be nice to have a Manny in the league so we can make all the same puns baseball people make. You know, without the steroids and egomania. Oh, wait, it’s an NBA player. Egomania is required.