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The Tragic Flaw Of Grantland’s Wire Bracket

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“Much of our modern theater seems rooted in the Shakespearean discovery of the modern mind. [The Wire is] stealing instead from an earlier, less-traveled construct—the Greeks—lifting our thematic stance wholesale from Aeschylus, Sophocles, Euripides to create doomed and fated protagonists who confront a rigged game and their own mortality. The modern mind—particularly those of us in the West—finds such fatalism ancient and discomfiting, I think. We are a pretty self-actualized, self-worshipping crowd of postmoderns and the idea … we’re still fated by indifferent gods, feels to us antiquated and superstitious. We don’t accept our gods on such terms anymore.

“But instead of the old gods, The Wire is a Greek tragedy in which the postmodern institutions are the Olympian forces. It’s the police department, or the drug economy, or the political structures, or the school administration, or the macroeconomic forces that are throwing the lightning bolts and hitting people in the ass for no decent reason. In much of television, and in a good deal of our stage drama, individuals are often portrayed as rising above institutions to achieve catharsis. In this drama, the institutions always prove larger, and those characters with hubris enough to challenge the postmodern construct of American empire are invariably mocked, marginalized, or crushed. Greek tragedy for the new millennium, so to speak. Because so much of television is about providing catharsis and redemption and the triumph of character, a drama in which postmodern institutions trump individuality and morality and justice seems different in some ways, I think.”

—David Simon, creator of The Wire, from an interview with The Believer

So Grantland, in their continuing efforts to create an alchemical reaction between sports and popular culture, have started a March Madness-style tournament of characters in The Wire to determine, well, I don’t know, who’s the most awesome, I guess. As you can see from the link, they’ve thought a good amount about this and it’s not my intention to ruin anyone’s fun. If people want to make up dumb polls and play them out, you have to let them play. Got to. This America, man.

But as soon as I saw this, something about it struck me as being massively misguided, and this comes from a guy who once had every animal-themed band name square off and fight. It’s not that I think The Wire is too good for this, that fiction should stay away from sports; I could, after all, see a bracket in which detectives from Phillip Marlowe to Dale Cooper to Horatio Caine (YEEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!) square off. Detectives are, after all, in the same line of work, attempting to accomplish more or less the same ends. That’s the first place where this bracket goes awry: the characters in The Wire (aside from a few exceptions like Marlo and Avon) are not after the same things, at least not in an immediate sense. Comparing a matchup between McNulty and Stringer Bell to a matchup between Duke and UNC only makes sense is Duke is trying to dismantle the NCAA itself.

To conceive of these characters as somehow in direct competition with one another is to mistake a genuine drama for reality television. The way character arcs intersect and collide with one another in The Wire is part of what makes it so compelling in the first place. Beefs turn into alliances out of shared goals (consider Omar and Brother Mouzone), people in power create monsters they can’t control (think of the way Valchek’s crusade empowers the detail), characters’ best trait are also their downfall (how McNulty’s dogged competitiveness makes him both “real police” and a terrible husband).

That last point relates directly to the epigraph to this post, where creator David Simon talks about the connection of the series to Greek tragedy. The classic idea of the tragic flaw runs through the heart of The Wire and it’s yet another reason why having these characters compete in a tournament cheapens them. This bracket idea leads to people arguing about who’s harder, Avon or Stringer, when in the actual narrative fabric of the show, these two characters both strengthen and weaken each other at different points. Stringer’s entrepreneurial streak helps them succeed once Avon’s street-level tactics have gotten them to a place of power. But then these same traits turn on them, threatening the empire they’ve built.

This is where it starts to get really weird, though, because the same thing that shortchanges these characters in a tournament is the same thing that creates meaning in an actual bracket-style tournament like March Madness. Many teams (like characters in a story) are flawed in ways that are also strengths, and running into a buzzsaw of an opponent who matches up just right can be their downfall. Teams predicated on offense run their opponents out of the gym until they run into a team that slows them down. Methodical half-court teams get countered by swarming defenses. But this similarity to classical narrative structures in a tournament is actually why this whole Smacketology thing is backwards.

What we love in March Madness are the storylines, the upsets, the Cinderellas. But those narratives are created by the structure of the tournament being imposed on a set of “characters” with the same goal. The tournament is seeded, the bracket is set, and then we watch as teams overcome their seed or live up to it. A structure is built around them and then we revel as they upend it. It’s a common narrative in Western culture: the triumph of the underdog. It’s in “Die Hard,” in “The Seven Samurai,” in “Oliver Twist,” in “Annie.”

But it’s not in The Wire. The characters in The Wire don’t overcome. As Simon says, “[T]hose characters with hubris enough to challenge the postmodern construct of American empire are invariably mocked, marginalized, or crushed.” This is perhaps nowhere more movingly illustrated within the series than when D’Angelo Barksdale is being interrogated towards the end of the first season:

“Y’all don’t understand, man. Y’all don’t get it. I grew up in this shit … All my people, man. My father, my uncles, my cousins: It’s just what we do. You just live this shit until you can’t breathe no more. I swear to God, I was courtside for eight months and I was freer in jail then I was at home.”

The characters who do achieve some measure of personal victory in The Wire often do so quietly, whether it’s Cutty or Bubbles. And yet they’re the ones who will be shortchanged in a contest that pits them against more cold-blooded characters like Omar and Marlo. Yes, Marlo is, in some sense, “the last man standing,” but his final scene hardly feels like a victory. As each season ends and we enter the carousel of images from across Baltimore, the inescapable conclusion is that these characters are trapped in a narrative that keeps repeating itself, that keeps chewing them up and spitting them out.

Bracket tournaments (and all sports playoffs, really) generate their most compelling narratives through upsets, through the disruption of order. We crave it as viewers and part of what made The Wire such an achievement was its refusal to give us that. As Grantland’s Smacketology proceeds, we’re sure to see just such upsets and those upsets will offer the winner a measure of transcendence that the series itself would never afford them from within its structure. This is the disservice that Grantland is doing to these characters. Because in the world of The Wire, as Prez says, “No one wins. One side just loses more slowly.”

It’s All About the Options

The sweet-looking official EuroLeague basketball

If you’re one of those that’s not interested in hating the player or the game, you have options while the NBA is under “lockdown,” as this morning’s FIBA Europe announcer kept calling it as Deron Williams, Semih Erden and Besiktas took down Sundiata Gaines and Armia. The game was streamed live on FIBA Europe’s website. It was entertaining basketball for hardcore hardwood enthusiasts.

Coming up tomorrow morning on Watch ESPN you can catch Euro superpower CSKA Moscow, featuring EuroBasket standouts Viktor Khryapa and Milos Teodosic as well as former NBA’ers Nenad Krstic and Andrei Kirilenko, who as HP’s own Noam Schiller pointed out recently is having an MVP-caliber season for CSKA in his second stint there.

As more players consider going “across the water” to play basketball overseas leagues will be in higher demand, and as a result we should start seeing more games available for live streaming on sites like FIBA Europe and EuroLeague Basketball TV, which currently features Nicolas Batum.

Many of those players that aren’t heading overseas to play are instead going back to school, where of course basketball hasn’t stopped. It should be a great year in the college ranks, and while it’s not the NBA there are still great games and stories to be found in abundance among the amateur hopefuls who will one day still have a quality league to play in in the United States if we’re lucky.

“The new Jimmer” lit up the night skies during ESPN’s marathon tipoff.

ESPN’s Eammon Brennan can get you up to speed on some of the upcoming action on the courts instead of in the courts with this excellent preview.

I know it feels like it right now, but basketball truly never stops if you have options and know where to look.

March Madness vs. the NBA Cont’d: Meaning in the ‘Monotony’

And now that you’ve read Moore’s slightly deranged but damn accurate representation of the college game, feel free to proceed to even more NBA vs. NCAA ramblings in response to Andrew Sharp’s attack (but not really attack) on our beloved NBA banner. There are plenty of straw men involved (I guarantee that all of said straw men were hurt in the making of this post) and it’s really just a series of thoughts sparked by the Sharp-Moore discussion rather than any kind of direct response.

I’m not like Andrew. I’m not like Moore. And I’m probably not even like you. I really, generally dislike NCAA basketball in almost every respect, because the product is so inferior to me that it’s maddening. Some of this you should really know — the talent level, wasting 25 seconds of every possession as the shot clock dwindles, the inability to execute simple basketball plays — and the rest of it Moore already hammered out. So I’m not going to pretend for a second that the basketball part of March Madness even remotely interests me, aside from the rooting interest in my beloved Longhorns (R.I.P.) and for prospect scouting purposes. The game just isn’t that good. I know that makes me an NBA snob, and I’m proud to say that’s the case. I prefer the superior game with superior players that produces a superior product, and if you’re inclined to call that snobbery, then by all means.

With that in mind, what you’re watching with March Madness is only kind of basketball. It’s a show. It’s glittery and it’s fun, but resembles the sport that the big boys are playing in the L in form only. That’s where I find Moore’s Lifetime/IFC metaphor particularly apt. It’s not that the pro game is particularly intellectual in nature (though it certainly does seem to spark more intelligent discourse than a lot of other sports, which probably includes NCAA ball), but to assume that independent cinema is somehow deeply intellectual is an equally misled assumption. It’s simply more engaging on any level aside from our most base. Human beings love to watch train wrecks, read chain e-mail stories of triumph or heartbreak, and generally digest as much drama as humanly possible. It’s interesting. It’s exciting. I get that. But the intrigue and excitement isn’t coming from the basketball, it’s coming from the tournament framework. It’s artificially created to drum up interest at the sake of actual competition. It taps into something very real and evocative, and it can be appreciated for that. But while the one-and-done format is incredible for entertainment value, casual/mainstream interest, and TV ratings, it’s not so great for actually crowning a real champion.

Which kind of (not really) segues into another point: for some reason, the point of comparison has become March NBA vs. March Madness, and that’s not really fair. If the argument is that the NBA’s regular season is in a lull and boring at this point, it’s hardly fair to compare it to the most competitive portion of any sport’s term: the playoff. If you’re comparing the NBA to the NCAA, you should be looking at the regular season vs. the regular season, and the playoffs versus the tourney. I’d take the NBA regular season over the college season in a landslide; the college regular season is entirely irrelevant. Teams play in-conference and select out-of-conference foes, and though I know the selection committee does their best in determining tournament seeding, that factor along with many others goes into an ultimately doomed analysis that has a huge impact on how the tourney plays out, regardless of its lack of validity.

And I know this puts me in a minority, but I’ll take the NBA playoffs over the tournament in a heartbeat. There are few greater joys for a basketball fan than watching two evenly matched teams call and respond over a seven-game series, and the in-game and between-game adjustments for teams that know each other well are just incredible. Game sevens still bear the drama the tournament has come to be known for, meaning the only thing the tourney really has going for it is sheer volume.

Volume which distorts our view of events to make Cinderellas more important than they really are. Just like every Kobe game-winner sticks out to us more than his missed shot attempts in the clutch, every upset creates an imprint while the predictable outcomes don’t. We forget about all of the years where the Final Four are all #1 or #2 seeds. We forget about every time UNC or Kansas or Duke rolled over another inferior opponent. Those things just aren’t that important, and so those blowouts — full of bad basketball but devoid of the tournament’s drama because of the lopsided margins — aren’t evaluated in the NCAA vs. NBA debates. Every NBA game isn’t good, and I’ll be the first to tell you that. But there is so much good basketball to watch in the average NBA regular season that the overall product isn’t even comparable. The tournament doesn’t crowd out the bad basketball with good, but simply makes the bad basketball more important. It’s cool if you want a mindless diversion or a betting gimmick, but if you’re in this for the sport? For appreciation of a game and its athletes? You can certainly do better.

The reason why people love the tournament is because the players change, the teams change, and none of it matters. People cheer for laundry — just like in any other sport — but they’re mostly cheering for circumstance. They want a team to win because there’s money on the game or the bracket, or because they’re a “Cinderella” story and make dreams come true with rainbows and unicorns. It’s not so much a game or a tournament as a round of Mad Libs, in which _______ (previously unknown NCAA quasi-star from a small school) hits a big shot to beat ________ (big name program of your choice with title hopes). I know it busted your bracket, but did you hear me? It made dreams come true!

There are incredible things going on every night in the NBA if you know where to look. Maybe things get a bit monotonous if you’re solely plugged into one team, but I’d even argue against that point (unless you’re a fan of the Pistons or Sixers). League Pass opens up a world of possibilities for basketball fans, who have the ability to watch a greater amount of big plays, great players, and spectacular performances. It may not be “WIN OR GO HOME” every night, but there’s something to enjoy in the pro game during almost every day of the monotonous regular season.

Look, this isn’t meant to attack fans of college basketball. Some people like pro basketball, others like college. And some people juggle geese. I treat NBA and NCAA basketball as two pretty separate sports, because that’s essentially what it comes down to. If you appreciate college basketball for what it is, power to you. Just like anyone who can properly enjoy soccer, baseball, hockey, or boxing. Power to all of you. But if we’re comparing apples and oranges, I’ll still argue to the death that oranges are the better fruit. Y’know, because oranges have a shorter shot clock and world-class talent.

It’s a matter of preference, and I prefer the NBA. Hence why I’m writing on an NBA blog. And kind of ripping college basketball. Maybe NBA games really are just 48-minute variations on the pick-and-roll, like Sharp said. But those variations can’t be separated from the players that run them. The plays aren’t empty, because each player executes in a completely different way; a Tony Parker pick-and-roll really isn’t even the same as a Chauncey Billups pick-and-roll, even if the possible results are “pass to big man,” “drive to basket,” and “pull-up jumper.” Everything is so deeply contextual and specific, and that’s why it matters. We care about Shaun Livingston and Leon Powe because of their stories and because of what they’re able to accomplish. We care about Ali Farokhmanesh not because he’s Ali Farokhmanesh, but because he hit one shot before likely fading into obscurity forever. I know he’ll appreciate his minute in the sun and he should. It just doesn’t make me feel any better about the whole system, and how little the individual players and the teams themselves actually matter.

March Madness And The Debate Of Quality Versus Entertainment

Well, then. Since Andrew Sharp of SBNation.com, whose work I genuinely enjoy, decided to pistol whip me, drag me out into the street, and execute me like the dog I am, I suppose I’d better respond.

Here are a few basic outlines, because I’d like to get this stuff in an organized fashion.

  • No one, especially not me, is arguing that the NCAA tournament is not more entertaining. It is. It clearly is. It provides more moments in a single day of the tournament that have you jumping out of your seat yelling than the entire NBA playoffs combined. It’s vastly more entertaining. The players are playing without regard to contracts, their health, their marketability, or their image. They just want to win. This is a shot at glory, one brief charge towards history. And while the vast majority of them end up as nothing more than bar trivia or part of the yearly highlight package for a few seasons, it means the world to them. It’s easy to connect to. The NCAA tournament is more entertaining than the NBA.
  • That said, my point is centrally focused on the quality of the basketball. And high quality basketball? Is often, if not primarily, less entertaining. It’s a function of rote knowledge of how to execute. An example. About 700,000 times in the course of the tournament, some gangly, slow white kid will throw himself across the floor, diving for a loose ball. Now, forget the fact that what will of course end up happening is either Slowy McWonderbread will fail to get to the ball in time as it sails out of bounds, or that if he does get it, the opponent will simple reach all over him, creating a tie-up, which, because of the terrible rules of the NCAA tournament, will simply end with the opponent being handed the ball anyway. That moment where he dives is exciting. And we love the kid for it. Giving it his all. Laying it all on the line. Bleeding for his team. OTHER CLICHES! The problem? Rip Hamilton is outracing that kid, picking the ball up, and throwing a perfect 35 foot outlet pass for a dunk. While Weepy McElson is trying to get his floppy hair out of his face.
  • They’re amateurs. That’s not knocking them. It’s a fact. They’re not as good. That’s what makes the competition so good! They’re prone to screwing up, which leads to comebacks! The full court press works!  NBA guards would be slicing and dicing that trap like it was nothing. Comebacks in the NBA inside a minute? Really f’ing hard. Why? Guys know how to get the ball inbounds, and can get it to guys who can hit free throws. I recognize the free throw shooting by NBA bigs isn’t exactly awesome, but let’s look at the totals.
  • I’m not talking about how entertaining the game is, I’m talking about the quality of the players and execution thereof. Not that somehow watching Cleveland pound Detroit into oblivion is a better watch than MSU and Maryland trading buzzer beaters. Of COURSE that’s more entertaining.
  • I watch the tournament! I watched 90% of the games this weekend, and enjoyed it. It’s not a question of if it’s entertaining. It’s whether it’s as good. And it’s not. Who cares if it’s better though? The average fan doesn’t. They’d much rather watch Weepy Wonderbread diving across the floor and a dude jacking up a shot with 30 seconds left on the shot clock than Deron Williams and Andrei Kirilenko running a pick and roll to death. But which is better basketball?
  • Sharp contends that the quality of play is not that far apart, thanks to “dribble-dribble-drive-foul.” But isn’t that defense? Isn’t that at least being aware of where to be and how to stop your opponent? These kids can’t even get penetration (which isn’t surprising if you look at most of their faces-HEYO) against bad defense. They’re just tossing it around the perimeter, and then taking threes from five steps behind the line. That’s good basketball? No. It’s not working for a quality shot, it’s not executing, it’s vomiting up a shot and watching it drop. But is it entertaining? Hell yes!
  • Which is odd, because the biggest problem with the college game? They can’t shoot, comparatively. Look at the defense being played, and then compare the results when they try and hit basic 12 foot baseline jumpers. It’s maddening, if you follow the pro game. KU-UNI was the most entertaining game of the tournament, and the winning team shot 40%, the losing team 44%. Some teams can get hot, but again, good Lord, the defense. But again, this doesn’t make it less exciting. That’s why the Suns are so exciting. They don’t play defense AND can shoot.
  • Look, I’m far from a basketball expert. The goal of my career and this blog? To learn more about the game. Well, that and to make fun of Vince Carter. But mostly to learn. The More You Know. Dunh-dunh-duhn. But it’s not hard to be able to look at the execution and recognize the NBA is superior. Why wouldn’t it be? They’re professionals. The others are amateur, “student” athletes. But the players that make the tournament truly great, outside of those launching ill-advised shots that require juevos the size of watermelons? NBA talent. Sharp ends his little letter with some pictures of NBA greats whose careers began in college. Only they didn’t begin in college. They began in high school, and before that when they picked up a basketball and found they liked the game. College was just another step. And the fact that those images bring to mind some of the greatest moments in college basketball proves the point.  The tournament’s great for these little upsets from unknown players from unknown schools who will be selling us insurance in a few years, but the championships are most often won by those who are simply better, and more talented, and those are the guys using the NCAA (as the NCAA is blatantly and disgustingly using them) to get to the NBA.
  • Sharp’s point is a fine one. March Madness is way more entertaining. But then again, if you look at the ratings, Lifetime’s going to demolish IFC. Pizza Hut is a multi-billion dollar company. But that doesn’t mean Lifetime’s making better movies, or that Pizza Hut isn’t poisoning you into obesity.
  • One final note. Sharp gives the impression that I just set off on attacking the NCAA because I’m a snob (which I am). Not true. Here’s the actual chain of events. I point out something that is horribly executed during an NCAA game consistently (I believe the first time it was their inability to throw outlet passes at all, but it may have been missing shots with poor selection, or the whole “I can’t dribble even though I’m a starting guard for a nationally televised basketball game.” It’s hard to remember.). Then immediately people jump down my throat because I’m just supposed to shut up and down the candy-sweet delights of a team with poor athletes and bad execution managing to topple a team with marginal talent and horrible execution. And that leads to amped feelings on both sides, and statements like this from Peter Robert Casey (see how easy it is to link someone? Bud don’t worry, I don’t blame you, guys that prefer college ball naturally like it sloppy. How is your mother? HEYO-What do you mean that’s not funny and just sort of childish?/ivebeenderailed). Which are, you know, not true.

So listen, it’s okay, Andy. No one is arguing that the NCAA tournament isn’t the most exciting sporting event in the country, or that it’s not all fun to watch teams with heart and hustle knock off big time programs before inevitably getting their asses handed to them by the NEXT big time program with more talent.  The ratings are better, the money is better, it’s infinitely more popular. The people have spoken. Just like they did when they made a certain movie $100 million dollars.

So here’s a letter of our own.

Dear NCAA tournament swooners: It’s totally cool that you prefer the NCAA tournament. It’s wildly exciting and fun to watch.

It’s filled with stunning visuals that last a lifetime.

It tells a heartwarming tale (for a little while) that we can all enjoy, and it inevitably ends with many of us drunk and losing our pool money.

So don’t worry, we capitulate. You really are the coolest kids in the room. We’ll be over in the other room watching players that can actually execute the simplest and most effective basketball set in existence. Don’t mind us.

And if you don’t believe us that you’re the coolest, just ask Kangaroo Jack.

NOTE: This blogpost is unnecessarily snobbish and hipster-ish in honor of SXSW and for entertainment purposes only. It’s tone and Yo Momma Jokes should not be taken seriously, much like the validity of the NCAA’s process of selecting a champion.