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NBA Outsourcing – Week 3

Photo from Wilgar via Flickr

It’s been a bad week for us here at NBA Outsourcing, with our beloved Hapoel Jerusalem falling apart in every which way against Hapoel Galil/Gilboa on Sunday. Lax defense combined with selfish offense to create an 89-68 drubbing, and really, it wasn’t all that close. Jerusalem ran absolutely no plays on offense – a typical possession saw a poorly executed high screen and then a bad shot – which I can’t help but blame on the coach.

Not that the players were any better. D.J. Strawberry was the only member of the squad who was somewhat functional, scoring 16, but the outside shot wasn’t falling for him (o for 4 from three) and he had 4 turnovers. The real disappointment, though, was Avery Bradley. After sitting out the first two weeks as the team wanted to slowly integrate him into the mix, the young Celtics guard started Sunday’s match, and did virtually everything wrong, forcing bad jumpers and bad passes alike. In the first half he at least showed some tenacity on the defensive end, pressuring the ball, one time even producing a clean strip of former N.C. State forward Courtney Fells en route to two successful free throws, but as the game carried on Bradley’s energy dropped. A miserable performance outright, with 7 points on 2-8 shooting, 0 assists to 4 turnovers, and a whole lot of frustration in 25 minutes.

An NBA player who did have a very strong showing was Craig Brackins, who lit up Barak Netanya for 24 points in a 90-86 Maccabi Ashdod win. Brackins was hitting from virtually everywhere, connecting especially well on pick and pops with veteran guard Meir Tapiro (12 assists). Craig threw in 6 rebounds for good measure, but it was all about the scoring for him. We mentioned this in Week 1, but the European game gives Brackins an edge that he just can’t get in the NBA – instead of being too small for the 4 and too slow for the 3, Brackins become a full blown power forward who can cope with opponents in size and blow by them with speed.

Brackins hardly did this alone – former Kentucky guard Ramel Bradley followed his 31 point opening night show with 24 of his own, and is generally a beast. Josh Carter helped out with a much needed 18 on 13 shots, and Alex Tyus continued to outjump less athletic adversaries to the tune of 11 and 10. Explosive guard Adrian Banks - wearing a pair of bright, pink shoes that have become his trademark in Israel over the past year – led Netanya with 24 points, and Jerome Randle threw in 19 for the losing side.

In other NBA-oriented news, Trevor Booker has left Israel, returning stateside for treatment on what I can only assume is something related to the thigh contusion that bugged him for the past few weeks. I couldn’t gather if Booker is leaving Bnei HaSharon for good or not – the team said that it hopes he can recover before the lockout ends, thus enabling a return. I’m skeptical, though, because the team has already signed J.J. Hickson as Booker’s replacement, and I sincerely doubt the team can afford two NBA caliber guys. Hickson should begin play next week, and we eagerly anticipate the sight of him coasting along on mere athleticism.

Meanwhile, the team managed to squeak out an 84-82 victory over struggling Maccabi Haifa. Once again, Bnei HaSharon led a very top-heavy attack – only 7 players even saw the court Sunday (two of them 15 minutes or less), and only 4 scored more than 2 points. Those four were once again Tweety Carter (22 on 13 shots, 7 assists), LaceDarius Dunn (21, 14 of 16 from the charity stripe), Delroy James (21, to go with 8 boards and 11 drawn fouls), and Kenny Lawson (16 on just 7 shots, to go with 8 boards of his own). This foursome seems to have developed good chemistry, and seeing how Israeli League rules dictate that teams may only register 4 non-Israelis each game, it will be interesting to see how Hickson fits in.

On the losing side, Haifa continues to struggle despite an impressive roster on paper. Haifa got a strong showing from former Summer League star Tyler Wilkerson (19 points on 8-10 shooting), Sean Williams did virtually as much good as Sean Williams can with 11 points, 8 boards, 4 dimes and 4 blocks, and Sylven Landesberg threw in a solid if only middling efficiency 15. But the team as a whole struggled from beyond the arc (4 for 18), couldn’t pull off the crunch time turnaround.

Moving to our final NBA representative, Jordan Farmar rested in Maccabi’s Saturday (84-60 over KK Å iroki in the Adriatic League) and Monday (87-83 over Ironi Ashkelon in the Israeli League) wins. I also couldn’t catch any of those two games except for the first quarter of the Å iroki game (in which I was excited to see Boris Barac, who starred on Croatia’s U19 team this summer), so I won’t pretend to know what went on. Farmar returned Thursday against Nikola Pekovic, Acie Law and Partizan Belgrade. Farmar had a solid all around game with 11, 6 and 6, getting to the rim and running the offense with much better fluidity than last week, as Maccabi raced out to a large lead that they eventually almost lost. The final score was 70-66, but really, it wasn’t nearly that close. Also, I have to say, watching this game really did remind me how awful Acie Law is, even though he finished with a respectable 12 and 4. He’s just… yeah.

Finally, some Omri Casspi news. Nobody actually knows what the hell is going on with the Israeli forward, but from what I gather, the current direction is joining Maccabi Tel Aviv in January if and only if the entire NBA season is canceled. This way, Maccabi protect themselves from a dual Farmar-Casspi midseason defection. However, other reports in Israel site Casspi’s intention to join Israeli coach Sharon Drucker, who is currently managing Italian squad Montegranaro. Even further reports say that Casspi could join Montegranaro for two months, and then, if the NBA season is canceled, move to Maccabi. So basically, nobody knows. Personally, we at NBA Outsourcing hope to see Omri take the court for the Cavaliers in a renewed NBA, but we’re funky like that.

Summer’s Reflection, Or “Third Person Shooters”

It takes a certain type of player — and by extension, a certain type of person — to speak in third person perspective. Having the hubris necessary to execute such a tall order is hard to come by. Especially since I’m sure most players would rather just say ‘I’ than their full names, if only for the sake of simplicity. Luckily, people unwilling to settle with common pronouns exist. Bless these people.

Fortunately for us, this summer has brought many of them out to play. Not all third person references are created equal, however. So let’s get to evaluating:

SLAM: As far as your age goes, I think people forget that there were players just drafted in the first round this past June who played with you in your McDonald’s All American game. Do you think the Cavaliers rushed to judgment by trading you in some ways?

JH: I’ll be honest with you, I think they rushed to judgment a little bit. But, they got what they got and the Kings got a great player in JJ Hickson. So when the season starts, we’ll see how it pans out from there.

- JJ Hickson

via JJ Hickson Q+A | SLAM Online

JJ Hickson
Grade: A

First and foremost, this is very nice execution from Hickson. The interview was rather safe. Hickson provided very tame answers and tried his best to instill a sense of humility in his responses. But you can’t keep a peacock from showing its feathers, or something like that. It was subtle, but lost in the self-reference is the even subtler jab at Omri Casspi. It wasn’t the loudest statement from Hickson, a player who once asserted himself as the best power forward in the league, but there was just enough in the response for the third person to really sing.

“I feel I know what’s most important to me and that’s Glen being Glen. I can’t perform the way I need to perform if I’m not Glen Davis. I need to be in situation where I’m going to be Glen Davis. If it’s here with the Celtics or with somebody else. I just want to make sure I’m Glen Davis, whatever I do, wherever I’m at. That’s all I’m really concentrating on, being Glen Davis, and being a complete player.”

- Glen Davis

via Davis on uncertain offeseason | ESPN Boston

Glen Davis
Grade: C-

Too much of a good thing is a bad thing, and Big Baby definitely went a little overkill. For starters, he mentions himself six times in his answer without truly defining who ‘Glen Davis’ is or what ‘Glen Davis’ needs to be. At the end of the response, he says he’s concentrating on being himself and being a complete player. Clearly, whatever ‘Glen Davis’ is, he isn’t a complete player. Or else… you know what? Forget it. It’s too confusing. Come back to me when you figure yourself out, Baby.

Marshon Brooks apparently rubbed some people the wrong way by talking about himself in the 3rd person the entire interview.
@DraftExpress
Jonathan Givony

Marshon Brooks
Grade: A+

Way too much of a good thing is obviously a good thing again. Of this batch, Brooks is definitely the MVP. We may not have any textual evidence of Brooks’ interview, but draft interviews are drawn out, tedious affairs. At the very least, he must have referred to himself in the third person for 10 minutes, which is incredible. And when almost all of the questions are directly pointed to the individual, that’s a lot of Marshon Brooks talking about Marshon Brooks’ strengths as a basketball player. Marshon Brooks.

DISCLAIMER: I do genuinely believe that people talking in third person is an awesome/fascinating thing. Of course, I would never talk in the third person because that kind of self-aggrandizement is nauseating.